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You got no cave to crawl into when karma decides to give you a KO punch. Me believes your wife always had an appetite for it, you lost ur touch when you decided to be a one woman man thus running foul of the laws of "good" demand and supply. She'll probably go into the "as a marketer" business full time once she leaves this shores.

Donfamous:
pls read wel before rushing to comment. they asked the management to provide d corpse not d kid

Dude, last I checked, ward meant a living organism

RIP young lady. The parents who were asking the University authorities to provide their kid tho; do they expect the university authorities to be monitoring spirits after giving her admission?

I thought the advent of smartphones would have eradicated some stewpid customs.

Truth is Mr Governor is a playground bully who has instilled fear into all and sundry in Ekiti State. Hope he hasn't forgotten history tho as his skirmishes with the traditional rulers in his very first tenure contributed in no small measure to his downfall.

All the girls in the north are potential suicide bombers. All the girls in the south are potential leeches and parasites. Where do I get the ideal date for val without fear for my life?

dude, ur advert get as e be.

Dunno what to tell Ambode about your ineptitude.

reading this for the fifth time and I can only say sanity is indeed a scarce commodity.

Doubt if you're ready for the baggages and hassles of getting down with an older woman with two kids. Your parents prolly see this too thus their hesitation. In situations like this, love ain't enough to last you the distance. Think with your head, not your heart and those raging hormones.

Ignorance they say is no defence in law. Your landlord probably has the edge over you by not issuing you a receipt for the three months paid by you subsequently. I'm sure the bank teller with you doesn't state the purpose of the money paid into his account. He is a landlord and has probably dealt with occurrences of this nature hence the ace he played you. Your best would be to man up to him then threaten him with the mandatory six months you're entitled to, lots of doubt on that front though since you paid just for three months but hey he still could be an illiterate who might quake at the threat of a law suit. Luckily for you, the laws of equity will aid in respect of the teller as "equity looks at the intent rather than the form." Wish you luck and pick your battles carefully next time.

Dude, you disrupted a potential three.some they all were gonna have. And you expected her to be so congenial with you? You sef go buy iron.

Definitely sure equity wouldn't wanna be used as an instrument for fraud. A 14 year old boy who is no imbe.cile would never plead to being forced, the sis heard moans not screams for help. His defence is in all likelihood doctored so his folks wouldn't lose face.

They probably all visited the Bermuda Triangle.

With all these boobies wey don fall finish? Southie don scam us.

IamRespected:
Hypocrisy has so much blind ur eyes, what is wrong or funny in this picture? She taking a bottle of beer does nt mean she is drunk

Smart-ass, the issue here is not the level of her inebriation. The joke here is why a lady on "the cloth" would even hold a bottle of beer t'all.

And to think the pastor still wear shoe join. Religion's just that modicum for extortion, servitude and slavery and the religious heads do know how to push those buttons.

you think? The reason I'm yet to declare my assets is cos I don't want no Code of Conduct shii and EFCC on my arse. Over 7,000 pales in comparison.

Nigerian ladies would just throw this sh*t back at you.

On another note, I still don't know why this op is so keen for guys to staff as many gals as possible.

And I see no constructive ideas here. Op should go for Burberry, mad smell and a 98% percent guarantee if you don't smell like a dead he-goat. Just N4,500.

"Dude," you's a gal. Don't presume you got guys figured out with the "we" thing. Still won't get ur sorry arse action today.

Step 1- Make sure bae hasn't eaten for years.

Step 2- Get bae 1 hungry man sized noodles and a bottle of LaCasera. Do tell her your car's at the autoshop and you sure as hell have plans of taking her to the mall later in the evening.

Step 3- Put noodles on fire and go into the bathroom.

Step 4- Come out of the bathroom after 5 minutes.

Step 5- Bae's bound to be in bed, legs apart in gratification.

Debunking the chimp myth still doesn't excuse the animalistic tendencies exhibited by humans.

Dude has a great sense of humor, "one for every birthday" had me cracking.

*clears throat* Anywayz, Dude is plain stupid and sure as hell doesn't deserve bae. A lady who tells you a lie pertaining the number of men she's slept with definitely respects you. I blame bae though, pu.ss.y no get meter, she should have stood by her ground of seven.

Further investigation would reveal that this girl wore some really trashy clothes. What would you do as a JSS 2 boy who probably has been dreaming about getting into someone's pants?

This is what we call "tailor made for each other"

that last picture tho, dude should have waited till there was an oncoming vehicle.

Ma'am, no one likes a nosy lady. Your predicament is borne outta trust issues you do have. Leaving him ain't gonna solve a thing, you're scarred and the next guy is gonna bear the brunt of your current dilemma. Best bet is ignoring his antics, be the best you could be, a guy who's worth his weight in gold would definitely know what's good for him.

What if they are triplets and the mom's probably chopping wood in some jungle and these stupid kids are taking a selfie in someone else's automobile?

greatme2good:
Which genes

The "I wanna be in the news and I don't give a flying f^ck if it's for the right reasons or the wrong one" gene.