Romance › Re: Shoutout To Me, I Just Got A New Ride (photo) by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:37pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
fleeky: Congrats!!Let's Roll  owo epo, oil vandal, atenu. |
Crime › Re: Popular Lagos Yahoo Boy, H-money Sentenced To 24 Years In Jail by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Doubt if that was the scam that landed this dude in hot sh*t. Dude is way more expensive than a shitty 25M |
Romance › Re: See What This Girl Did To A Guy At The Beach by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:23pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
And the guy who took the picture? |
Celebrities › Re: Adekunle Gold Joins Supreme Marvins Dynasty by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:02pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Op obviously has lassa fever. |
Romance › Re: How The Gift I Innocently Got For My Boss's Daughter Got Me Into Trouble by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:44am On Jan 25, 2016 |
You never can tell, they probably have the mom's genes, odour and all. |
Education › Re: 20 Facts About Our World That Will Blow Your Freaking Mind by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:34am On Jan 25, 2016 |
You keep saying I'd do things to ma phone or won't believe things. Tough luck, neither screamed at ma phone nor did ur postulations "really" amaze me. |
Romance › Re: 10 Things Shy People Would Do When They Are Crushing...... by CertifiedFreak(m): 5:59pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Even biatches ala boisterous ho(s) exhibit these tendencies when they meet "The One." |
Romance › Re: After everything, is this what I get???? by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:30pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Go collect ur bonus, you've earned it. |
Romance › Re: Am I A Sex Freak? by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dude, you're not a sex freak, you're just the last idiot. |
Celebrities › Re: After the cheating rumor, Iceprince and girlfriend cuddle up in bed(Photos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:16pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
Ice is just stupid. |
Romance › Re: Romantic Story Of How A Yoruba Boy Ended Up Marrying His Side Chic! by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:02am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Dude, lalasticlala ain't coming no where. Ur story has no plot and no direction. Why did you leave ur main chic? Are her qualities such that they pale in comparison to ur side chic? Did you ever pop ur side chic's cherry prior to ur big day?
Anywayz, I'd need the venue of ur wedding party to probably sate ma bulging curiosity on the questions above. |
Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is In Trouble O by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:44am On Jan 24, 2016 |
Your neighbor needs to visit MFM asap |
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Education › Re: Which Course Has The Highest Population on Nairaland? by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:51pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Law |
Foreign Affairs › Re: 11 Everyday Activities That Are Illegal In North Korea. by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:15pm On Jan 23, 2016 |
Dude, North Korea's way better now. You should have seen how I lived when I was there undercover. |
Family › Re: I Have Been Alfa’s Sex Slave For Two Years – Lagos Housewife by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:34am On Jan 23, 2016 |
Gullible humans keep falling for this religious masters thinking they have the powers of some god somewhere |
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Politics › Re: 5 Most Handsome Nigerian Presidents Since 1960 by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:09am On Jan 22, 2016 |
This list goes to show how we've left our affairs in the hands of very ugly people. |
Celebrities › Re: Blogger who exposed Maima Writes Iceprince. Maima is a runs girl by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:55am On Jan 22, 2016 |
January definitely has been a good month for bloggers. Hit Celebrity discords "back to back" |
Education › Re: 12 Useful Math Hacks That They Didn't Teach You In School by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:40pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Bookmarked for those future dumb kids. |
Romance › Re: My Funny Experience Today At A Fast Food With A Lady by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
Dude, you no remember tell am say N500 go buy 3 pant and you go still see N50 balance?
Babe way no fit dash her younger brother N500 sef. Fake baes everywhere. |
Celebrities › Re: DNA Confirms Hakeem From ‘empire’ Is Jay-z’s Son by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:38pm On Jan 21, 2016 |
FNN did this I presume. |
Celebrities › Re: “korede Bello Stole ‘GODWIN’ From Me” – DAVIDO by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:10am On Jan 20, 2016 |
Satirical. Made my morning. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Scammers Taking Advantage Of Corpers; How I Got Scammed Looking For A Job by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:30am On Jan 19, 2016 |
Lil pity for you tho, "Greed" should be ur moniker. |
Education › Re: “october Rush” To “october Rape”: Female Freshers Recount Nights Of Sexual Abuse by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:44pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
And the devil gets the blame each time. Even he has got to be helpless right now. |
Politics › Re: At 191 Years Old, Mama Esifiho May Be The Oldest Woman Alive. (PICS) by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:32pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Dude, abeg modify ur topic to "both living and non-living thing."
And these peeps above me who's doubting the op's lies, there is definitely no basis for comparison as we've never seen a being aged 190 so you just never can tell. |
Romance › Re: Couple Caught Kissing & Having Sex At Road1 Gate Of OAU (photo) by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:49pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Spanish Gold Fly really works |
Celebrities › Re: Lil Kesh Should Have Won The ‘next Rated’ Award - Tiwa Savage by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:05pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Hitler's dead but you're hell bent on waking him up. |
Romance › Re: Plz Help, My Girl Doesn't Like Having $ex With Me Mid Night Only Day Time by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:04pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Why would you want her to interrupt her meeting because ur member wants to be greased? You should also have a heart to heart with Mr X down there and ask him why he'd all also refuse to bed at midnight. |
Celebrities › Re: Whenever This Arsenal Midfielder Scored A Goal, Famous Celebrity Will Die by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:00pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Probably the effect of a "very" mediocre footballer getting superlative reviews for a talent that is supposedly there. |
Romance › Re: I Think I'm Fed Up With My Girlfriend's Attitude, Please Advice by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:57am On Jan 15, 2016 |
Dude, you'd only have a shot at this. Give her a dose of her own pill and see how well she takes it. Either remain in perpetual misery cos she's ur love, first and all or value ur sanity and drop her. |
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Breaks Bottle On DammyKrane's Head At Quilox Club [PICS+VIDEO] by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:51am On Jan 15, 2016 |
Meeloreh: But the kid isn't as tall as the Krane. How did he reach his head? He jumped perhaps lol, a different perspective hon. How would the kid ever get to the tip of the crane even if he jumped? |