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My trips to the bank get to end finally.

Even Ambode would struggle to top the second.

How will Tinubu react to this?

What will I tell Ambode now?

Even Oshiomold would find this a hard one to answer

Right in front of those three dudes who welcome you to lagos. Dudes would keep getting a kick out of the thumbs up sign

Waiting for Buhari's take on this

Dude, how are you gonna explain all this to Saraki?

Ma'am, what would you tell Ambode when he finds out?

Dude, who knew this guy had a gentler part to him. "Noble Aryans", pretty sure that good deed kept him happy at night.

And who says intellect ain't that important.

No news

Dude, Kenya? No surprises there.

Works, if you're Chinese.

Dude, that last bit from the guy is so hilarious. Dude completely lost the plot.

Abeg call me so we'll look for her together

Dude, no one's born confident around the opposite sex. When you see a girl you're really into, take a deep breath, always be spontaneous(no girl likes a guy who thinks too much of what he wants to say), be witty, a lil arrogance(maybe) but above all guide the convo.

P.S. If this doesn't work smoke weed, you'll thank me later.

Dude, na back of tv you still dey watch?

Lol. This peeps above me don't understand the need for some much needed comic relief. Obama's so much fun btw.

Dude; like that sage once said; "the powder is original"

Dude/ma'am.
8. Madam Koikoi

Where
Nigeria secondary school dormitories.

What happened
Woman putting on stilettos killed in one of the dormitories (or so the story goes)

Possible Rational Explanation
None

Most terrifying detail
Yours faithfully pooped on ma bunk the very night I heard this tale. (Still got this phobia for ladies who do stilettos.)

Dude, you got it all wrong on so many levels. Chyking a babe is all about spontaneity. Rehearsed speeches tend to come out like a four year old reciting a memory verse. And going to her crib lost you all the goodwill and cred you could have had. I'm hoping you caught her at a bad time but I must tell you the signs don't look promising.

Dude, I never thought I'd get another locale to add to ma journey book

Dude, your story's got me round the world and back. Nice try tho'. You had a fitting finale.

This is one lame piece here. Still waiting for the burst of laughter that's supposed to well inside of me

Dude, all this postulation because you hit your girlfriend. Anyways, you don't ever hit a lady. It's wrong on all levels, it's classless and leaves disaster in its wake. You sound penitent enough though but I must warn you, don't attempt all this "grammar" in your make up text, make you no go exacerbate matter wey dey volatile b4.

Well ma'am, you should add that most ladies in their mid-late 20's cum early 30's are also desperate to settle down as hell hence they'll do just about anything to win a guy over even all your aforementioned. A lady who's not married in her early 30's needs spiritual cleansing as all your supposed viable points abound in ladies in their early 20's as well.

Dude, just buy generator and save yourself this stress.

Dude, that scammer is still a learner. First rule in scamlaw, you always control the conversation; allow clients a lil bit of clout but keep that leash on them.

*anywayz, what do I know*

Only in India

Dude, your dad's been two faced from the very first day if you both are in the same institution. Your claim could also be his claim so tread carefully