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FamilyRe: 6 Ways To Be A Better Listener by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:15pm On May 11, 2017
Well said.


Over to the Nigerian Police Force
TravelRe: Owerri: Home Of Hotels, Shopping Malls And Club Houses (Photos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:13am On May 07, 2017
Nigeria's Sin City. Drop dead gorgeous.
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Spotted Selling Meat In A Market (pictures) by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:11pm On Apr 30, 2017
Pathetic.
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Bach Arrests Her Manager, Adedoyin Sulaiman Over N120k Debt by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:32pm On Apr 29, 2017
She broke AF!!
EducationRe: Lol! See Hilarious Definitions To This Everyday Words That Will Crack You Up by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:58am On Mar 23, 2017
The dictionary part is really ingenious.
RomanceRe: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:22pm On Mar 08, 2017
ZarZar:
She was out with her "uncle" alright, so technically she didn't lie. Not her fault you didn't ask if it's a "blood uncle" or not tongue Learn to speak up & ask questions next time, instead of sulking like a big baby
So stupid. If I ask you if you're going to see your blood uncle, what would course through your mind? Some comments are just what they are, TRASHY!
RomanceRe: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
RomanceRe: The 10 Starter Rules For All Serious Relationships by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:09pm On Jan 03, 2017
Estharfabian:

I could totally dig this. grin


Now I really wanna see wah you do look like.
CelebritiesRe: "Daddy Yo": New Photos Of Wizkid by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:26pm On Dec 06, 2016
kenonze:
Disgusting
dafuq you putting on? I likey.
RomanceRe: ‘my Pastor Speaks In Tongues Whenever I Sleep With Him’-girl Reveals by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:44am On Nov 19, 2016
agbonkamen:
Baba God you see wetin the world don turn to i wish you create woman without pussy and man without penis i love them blank space grin
Nne, oginni..... Take time.
CrimeRe: Man, 40, Caught Having Sex With Two-year-old Girl by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2016
Phunkyposh:
Animalistic......... So cruel of himmmmm Two years oldddd!!!!!!?? Very unfair Paedophile oshi..... Radarada
omo Eksu, e ti fi twin hall ya foto taan.
RomanceRe: Facts You Should Know About Dating A Beautiful Girl - It Is A Disadvantage!!! by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:05am On Nov 04, 2016
Dimples999:
If ONLY we had 3 eligible men wooing us per day!

It's 3 wastemen per day and maybe 1 eligible man per month if we're lucky.

1 old man, 1 lil boy and 1 pervert per day is the truth and YES we can and do say NO with ease everyday
grin I still don't get the rant.
PropertiesRe: Meaning And Brief History Of A Gazette by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:47am On Nov 04, 2016
The land use act while commendable theoretically leaves a whole lot to be desired practically. The powers conferred on the government over land ramblings are arbitrary to say the least especially in spheres of compensation to mention just a few.
PhonesRe: Please What New Phone Can I Get With 30k That Has 3gbram , Otg And Flash Charge? by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:25pm On Nov 01, 2016
Gameguy900:
Go and get techno y4

Or if you really want a phone with that specs you mentioned you can do the following
1. Work every hard like you do extra work like hawking, working with a bricklayer or mechanical for 3 month at least you get 15000naira
2. You can become a beggar in the street no offence
3. Easy part is you can become a armed robber or yahoo boy
No offence nigga I am just helping cheesy grin grin
Stupid!!!
RomanceRe: Some Girls Are Just Too Heartless...(read Chat) by CertifiedFreak(m): 4:38pm On Oct 29, 2016
HARDDON:
Wudnt a fish taste water first b4 she opens her gills?
Took those words straight outta my mouth. Total wannabe.
EducationRe: Where Are The English Students Lets See Who Gets This Correctly by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:31am On Oct 26, 2016
Kweenesther:
pls its A oooo....be warned
grin it's a serious "something". Abeg, heed her warnings grin
Jokes EtcRe: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:08am On Oct 24, 2016
harlayoh:
Eyah.. He should have bought sprite and and fetch water into the second plastic..
grin Never knew that Einstein.
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Be Like Kim K, African TV Star Exposes Her Butt While Taken Out Trash by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:48pm On Oct 22, 2016
This yansh pothole no be here.
CelebritiesRe: Bidemi Kosoko Celebrates Her 28th Birthday (Photos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:17pm On Oct 21, 2016
slimzypink:
rubbish make up,Team natural
grin you're naturally rubbish.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Smell Like A Rotten Egg? by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:30pm On Oct 20, 2016
The guilty are definitely here ranting trying to crucify the op.
RomanceRe: These Pictures Of Children Storybook Will Surely Invoke The Dirty Mind In You by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:20pm On Oct 09, 2016
Females and balls. She's even holding three to one apiece for the males.
RomanceRe: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by CertifiedFreak(m): 10:29am On Oct 03, 2016
Glassdoll:
That's not a problem I can help u with. Yours is inborn smiley
I definitely wouldn't deign to argue with you. Just rereading your post exemplifies how inherent it is in you.
RomanceRe: How The Big Booty Trend Almost Made Me Marry The Wrong Woman by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:20am On Oct 03, 2016
Glassdoll:
1. Her vîrginity:
She's lost it, she's lost it. There's no coming back from that. And you should know that some girls like to spice up or change their bad first experiences so as to forget the real experience. She said her landlord raped her...that's the truth (considering the fact that she was drunk when she told u this).

2. Being bisexual.
Guy! There's no girl on earth who don't have a bisexual trait lurking beneath her skin. I am yet to see a girl who'd say that she's never imagined something something with a girl or have kissed a girl. I have kissed a girl and there's nothing in that. You should even be happy that she recognizes that the D is the main thing (not a full lesbian)...so there's no problem here too.

3. Bread winner of the family
First son = responsibilities
First daughter = responsibilities
Bread winner of the family = more responsibilities!
A girl wants her marriage to consist of just herself, her kids and husband. Not brother to the husband, sister, cousin, nephew, far far cousins......shît's just creepy!
As long as she still loves you, you can actually handle this. Balance is the key word. Your family in one hand, she on the other...make her feel like family.

Understood?
Stup!d
CelebritiesRe: Wande Coal Adds Weight, Pot-Belly Visible In New Photo by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2016
"and the clouds and the Mary Jane helping him get perspectives"
RomanceRe: Guy's This Lady Need Your Sincere Advice by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:26am On Aug 27, 2016
Sincere advice won't do you a load of good. You need something stronger.
PhonesRe: Apple's 2017 Iphone Is Gradually Removing Iconic Home Button by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:19am On Aug 27, 2016
kkkkkkk
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Brings In Men To Have Sex With Us by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:59am On Aug 27, 2016
He's been bringing in two minute guys. A ho turned borehole. You should start sifting his pick of partners, then you'd choose studs.
SportsRe: Usain Bolt's Manhood Is Small - Jady Duarte, Brazilian Girl He Had Sex With by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:07am On Aug 25, 2016
"He picks up women as quickly as he picks up gold medals." She must have been so deluded, dafuq was she expecting in the very first place? Mother of two at 20? I need to get to Rio afterlympics.
RomanceRe: You Visited Your In-law And This Was Given To You, What Will You Do? (photo) by CertifiedFreak(m): 4:57am On Aug 24, 2016
lala has to be salivating right now.
CelebritiesRe: See Very $hameful Thing These Ladies Were Cau-ght Doing At The Beach (ph0tos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 4:51am On Aug 24, 2016
This custom scammer above me though. We need to really push this Ahmed Babatunde's ministry to the fore. All this rice(s) from him alone.

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