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......in my books and every good book too

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mezynaija:
This is NEVER the opinion of JTownConnnect.com and it was not written by any of our writer


This article was written by Oleever King but we decided to feature it here for our readers to share their views.


Linda Ikeji is a very popular Nigerian blogger who has almost everything but she is not yet married even at her age.


Read below....


Linda Ikeji Your achievements will feel empty . you've achieved what you want in life so far, money, a house, a fast car, and what not. But all of these are material possessions that give happiness, but don’t give meaning to your life. 


Knowing you have someone who loves you and unconditionally cares for you waiting for you at home will always give you more happiness than any material possessions that surround you.


We all know our main popular blogger, who find it easy to badmouth every single star in the Nigeria industry.


There is a lot to talk about Linda ikeji and her fake life, but we will touch her single life at her age and I want everyone to learn from these.


As a single woman at sure age , she deserves to publicise her loyalty to her fiancee. 


N500M to purchase just a building means different things to different people. But, it doesn't speak prudent of her!

How many people will live in that house with her?


Her marriage should be more important to her than buying a gigantic house. Bet me, lots of responsible men will run away from marrying such lady.


From distant view, she could end up becoming uncontrollable after marriage: that's what men would think of her. 


As a searching single, she ought to live a low key life , but what do this so called blogger do, she show off her wealth as if she's the first blogger to make it , we have many other bloggers who made to the top before her, why are they not telling the world about what they have and what they didn't.


With my research and development I gather 12 reasons why Linda ikeji will never marry.


1 LINDA WILL NEVER BE COMMITTED .

With the way Linda is living her, it has made us to understand that even if she gets married, she will never be committed to her husband, she will feel on top of the world, what kind of legacy is she putting down for younger ones


2. LINDA DON'T  WANT TO SHARE HER LIFE WITH ANY MAN 

Sharing your life with someone . as humans, we’ve evolved to be social creatures that need attention. Living life as a single forever may sound appealing, but at some point, all of us feel the need to be watched by someone else, and have someone else to share our happy and sad moments. but our dear Linda is not ready to share with anyone.


3. LINDA IS SO SELFISH. 

As a lady, selfishness should be off your blood  but that's not the way it is for her, we were made to know that Linda is so selfish, she can't even feed a rat, she prefer throwing the food away, she has never helped any soul with her so called money, those who have not even bought a house of 500M, are still out there helping others,  all she knows how to do best is to badmouth with her blog. so how do you expect such lady to get married


4 LINDA IS VERY PROUD . 

Marriage is a pretty important stage in life. If you truly love someone, take the plunge. It’ll be a whole new experience that’ll be worth the ride . 


But because of the pride in her, she believes marriage is worthless, and many ladies call Linda their role model, please what role is she playing as a lady, when the spirit of pride is dwelling in her. 


Early last Month When she reported wizkid, and every  thing got settled, matured wizkid decided to take picture with her, but she turned it down, that's the spirit of pride, how can such Person even  think of getting married.   Pride is an infectious and dangerous attitude affecting so many people in this day and age. Where does pride come from? How does this kind of attitude affect you. 


Even the scripture says “For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, coveting, wickedness, deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride, foolishness. All these evil things come from within, and they defile a person."(Mark 7:21-23) Pride is indeed a sin and as it says, it “defiles a person." Pride makes you unclean and impure. The sin of pride must be handled consciously. 


If you don’t take it seriously, you won’t even recognize your prideful attitude. It will infect many of the decisions you make . and it's already affecting Linda


5. LINDA THINKS SHE'S POWERFUL 

When a woman thinks she owns the world, when a Woman can boldly think she can buy any man, she thinks she's powerful  she's has forgotten that God is greater than any man, even the Bible says Galatians 6:3 For if anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing, he deceives himself.  she think she's powerful while she's not , she deceive herself, how will such marry, it's never possible


6. LINDA IS DOING SOMETHING EVIL 

If she's not doing something evil, while have she not marry, if she's not into something evil  why is she getting all her wealth  maybe she has probably use her woman hood for ritual and she must not  Marry and she's just using the slang 'I'm a blogger' to  cover up, we are Nigerian, lets not close our eyes and act like all what she's doing is normal  it's not normal ,  she has a skeleton in her cupboard  which will definitely get expose sooner or later. they say Marriage is a tradition that’s stood the test of time. 


And just like how we tend to believe things that have been tried and tested, marriage is one of those traditions that has worked for almost all couples, as long as they’ve truly love each other. then why is her case different.


7. SHE CAN NEVER FALL IN LOVE 

Have you been in a serious relationship for more than a few years with the same person and you’re still truly happy to be in love? Do you think Linda have ever experience that, hell no, what those she no about love.  


She claims she never slept with any man for money, but she's not a virgin, that am very sure of , now all those she slept with, why have she not marry any of them, and she says she has not slept with any man because of money , then is because of what please, who is she deceiving, ladies please open your eyes and don't get deceived by what linda ikeji always saying. she's fake


8. SHE HAS NO GREAT SUPPORT SYSTEM 

Marriage is the best support system that life offers. When you’re going through a difficult time, just knowing that you have a spouse who can share and ease your burden can help you get a better outlook towards life . but Linda is just off the Point


9. NO MOTIVATION 

Just the thought of knowing that you have a significant other who loves you and cares for you can give you the strength and determination to become a better person and pursue your goals and ambitions with renewed vigor. 


If you truly love the one you’re married to, you’d be motivated to create a better life for you and your spouse. can you see why Linda ikeji can never marry.


10. LACK OF MATURITY.

With marriage comes maturity in life . A marriage requires trust, faith and commitment which makes a girl grow into a woman, and makes her feel more responsible for herself and the relationship. but our dear Linda ikeji lacks what we call maturity, at her age  not even her mum or dad or relatives could tell her she's getting old.


11.SHE HATE CHILDREN.

When you’re ready for marriage, you’ll find yourself getting drawn to children and babies with curiosity and AFFECTION but our Linda is not ready for that, cause of the measure on how she hate children  if she don't hate them she might have gotten married  but due to hatred to children, she's not ready to get married .


12. SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR VALUES.

Values in life give more meaning and make you a person of principles. 


Marriage is an ethical bond that defines your relationship with your partner as more than just a casual fling. Your parents were married, and their parents before them. 


And you want to continue that legacy and follow the same principles so what is stopping her from getting married. 


Isaiah 47:10 You felt secure in your wickedness and said, 'No one sees me,' Your wisdom and your knowledge, they have deluded you; For you have said in your heart, 'I am, and there is no one besides me.'


Linda ikeji more satisfaction and meaning to your existence. When you’re ready, you’re ready. It’s as simple as that. These may not make sense to you if you’ve made up your mind to stay single.
GET A LIFE. 

Written by OleeverKing

Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com/2016/07/12-reasons-why-linda-ikeji-will-never.html

That lady is blessed and beautiful and if she wants to get married tomorrow she will...so go get a life u pained gutter brought up low lifer

Ur article whether written by u or not is the no reason u will never proposer in your life.

She making money and doesn't know u. Instead of u to make use of ur brain ur renting it out to her free of charge , yea she's on ur mind 247 see how dumb u are? Go check ur heart am sure the doctors will tell ur heart is half dead due to hatred. Ewu

Hmm

All I can say is the mod that stated "hilarious" at the post is ill...

@idensko

How u take sabi?

Careful oo this ur type of hate kills...]

Utchgirl:
Dnt generalize biko !

Is Anna Banner and Agbani Darego Igbo babes ?
Adaeze Yobo is an Igbo babe and she is married wit kids.

Munachi Abii aka Palmwinetapper,i understand ur plight. Dt's why i hv bin advising u all dis while 2 be a gud girl. Stop advertising ur body offline and online.Dress decently. De attach ur urself 4rm dt young boy u r molesting. Live ur own life . In no distance time God wil giv u ,ur own husby.Amen.



Dt's a concern sister .

Api sunday swthrt...hop u wil go 2 church 2day ?

Hv a nice Sunday !

The poster isn't Muna don't be deceived...and u u go get a life ur not Muna what kind of rubbish high do u get for this impersonation

Keep the calls coming .....

plaetton:
The hypocrisy on display here escapes you.

We have dozens of televangelists streaming and pumping religious propaganda 24/7 on radio, TV, billboards, buses, streets, in our universities, in every nook and corner in Nigeria.
But here, an innocuous opinion on the religion section of Nairaland threatens you and the entire edifice of Christianity.

Pls check you religion very well sir.
Perhaps it is not founded on firm footings.

If u have. A point to make please make it and quit using bogus gramer pointlessly to say nothing.

Get it now .....while it's hot!

Roseey0:
For now, i walk through the paths of NGos. But am still hopeful i will get to my destination through that path.

Hmm u must have a very beautiful mind...

And a very lucky husband too

Scholar8200:
But we dont believe in a void there must be a basis! Jesus taught and exemplified belief in God, that was what informed all the whole nights in prayer to God and commitment to Scriptures!

However what does this man believe in? If he never specifies then remove God from the list of possible options open to him.

What I see him doing is similar to what many has been doing viz levitation: an act they accomplish using a passive mind and familiar spirits(who take advantage of the willing passivity and the latent powers of the soul!

U have a point though.....but don't forget we re made "in his likeness" or like him i.e. God so the real man which leaves inside the body is a small God and has the capabilities of God. However demons have power because they are ex angels....

Therefore mans power can be used for both good and evil .....because one man can use his faith powers to attract another mans wife,but then that's why the bible is the Christians guide on earth here ...so any voice or act that doesn't conform with what is written is another spirit.... But I remind I again Jesus said WHO so ever shall........and shall not DOUBT in his HEART ....shall HAVE WHATSOEVER....like some one said man is God afraid....

justiz5:
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Endtime! Fake or true miracles, disciples or demons?
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www.naij.com/877430-endtime-man-jesus-magic-real-demon-videos.html

I've watched and listen to some of his shows ......he a magician and only talked about BELIEF... Which is what the bible also talks about. Note that belief of faith as mentioned in the bible is believing you have what your eyes can't see, simply put a thought in your mind or just a picture in ur mind .

Ur capable of what he does if only u believe you c an do it... What U imagine is more real than what u can see....for the things that are seen are made from things that can't be seen i.e. Ur imagination.

But what power he's aided to these I don't know, but Jesus said all things are possible to him that BELIEVEs

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Call or whatspp SOLD!!!

Omooba77:
Sometimes it is very difficult to belief God,please how can I increase my faith in God?

Please google this " faith bible study guide" by Kenneth Hagin .....

Download fro free if U can't get it I can send one to u...

U won't regret it ...most powerful book I've seen after the bible , it will satisfy ur faith hunger

lordnicklaus:
I am almost done with religion. I feel like I have been robbed or possibly duped of my freedom.
My sense of reasoning is beginning to tingle, even the thought of the so-called hell fire doesn't scare me. I have considered some things that are impossible in the nature of things and which betray the thinking power of a rational mind.
I have also considered the possibility that God allows sufferings just to prove Himself. Even the design of certain creatures shows that things including suffering and chaos were planned from the onset (speaking with the probability that God exists). Seriously, if you wanted a peaceful world, why would you give the scorpion a sting or give the eagle a claw? This actually proves that God knew that peace wasn't gonna last and that one day, the scorpion would need its sting to defend itself. If God exists, He should reveal Himself through easily grasped means and not revealing Himself to a set and leaving the others in doubt. I am not in the position to disprove God's existence neither am I sure of His existence. Theists would jump in now and say I do not have a relationship with the creator. A creator who plays deaf to prayers or blind to sufferings is not worth having a relationship with.

Scholar8200 herzern johnydon22 hahn IamDiabolic sweetcocoa lepasharon cloudgoddess urahara valentinemary ifenes Weah96 malvisguy212 Seun lalasticlala

Ur type has flooded the whole nairaland and its tiring repeating ones self .... U want to be rational ? Answer these questions the phone or laptop ur using where wer they gotten from ,the furniture u sit on, clothes u wear,food u eat, car u drive what materials were used to make them? All and most things are from the soil and God because he can't allow his creatures live without good things most of u so called atheist are just lazy people yes,

Enough of the pity party the Abraham ,Noah's of this world that's sought God and found him were they super human? U want God to appear to u? Ok keep waiting

iamDiabolic:
Op I feel you bro.I have always wonder why someone would pray to God morninf,afternoon,night nd still work,still someone doesn't have anything to show for it,it got to a time should I say I was going crazy or starting to have biopolar,I was thinking maybe I have wrong God in a very big way he can't forgive me or am I possesed,cause I pray for his forgiveness nd I still don't feel anything.
I think God actually allo suffering to prrof himself nd showoff that's why you would see people say 'I thank God for my own oh' when they see blind,amputated people,or when someone dies they would still thank God nd call him God of wonder,or when the see albino or dwaft people they would be like God his full of wonder do u know what this people go through,do u know how much they suffer.still God keep creaying them that way to prrof he his full of wonder,whu can't he perform wonder nd stop terrorism

That's where u miss it bro ur not supposed to feel a thing God responds to faith .....and if u respond to him that way he will respond back. The thing about Christianity is that it's too simple we want something more complex and God is love his salvation is a gift and when u pray he forgives but u have to believe u have bee forgiven.

So it is with prayer for materials things ....for blessed are they who haven't seen but believe. U see that u want to see with ur naturala senses, But God operates by faith and sorry to disappoint some of u atheist but man is created in the same class as God... So all this ur pity parties and howling isn't going to move God but put ur God given powers of faith and love to use and ull see God.

MrOlai:
Gbam!

Pls there's nothing to Gbam there mr follow follow, of their so hostile and can wreck havoc why haven't they overrun Israel?... Where talking about being sounrunded by 5 Islam nations and they have failed to overrun them ...what exciting u? Shouldn't you be intrigued as to why they haven't successfully smoked out the whole nation? That's the real mystery educate ur self and read up on what happened when they tried that

Seun:
When I decided to post bold threads like "Why Faith Is Bad", "The Salvation Plan", and "Evidence For The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ", I knew there would be some negative consequences. However, it's not fair to say I'm using Nairaland to promote atheism on this basis, none of my these bold threads have been posted on the home page. These threads don't represent the official views of Nairaland Forum. I go out of my way to encourage the supermods to post pro-Christian topics on Sunday and pro-muslim topics on Friday because I think we need to make Nairaland members of every religion happy. Nairaland is not an atheist forum, it's a Nigerian forum and religious because we are religious.
But I felt a strong need to express myself boldly because I truly feel that the idea of believing in things by faith rather than by evidence is destroying Nigeria and humanity. This idea of "don't confuse me with the facts because my mind is already made up", is a very bad poison that is killing us all. Once you give lot of people the idea that it is virtuous to stubbornly cling to their beliefs by choice regardless of whether the evidence of those beliefs are strong or not, or whether they make sense or not, you end up with conflicts that simply cannot be resolved.
Take the problem of Israel in the Middle East. Setting up a Jewish state by seizing land in a location where they would be surrounded by hostile muslim countries was an incredibly dumb idea. Anyone with half a brain can see this. But if you had raised this obvious issue with the people who set up the Jewish state, they would have told you to shut up because that is the promised land. It doesn't matter if the land is in a desert and surrounded by enemies; it's the promised land. Many wars have been fought and many people have died because of this dumb idea. That's an example of the kind of damage that faith-based decision-making is doing to the world. It causes smart people to make terrible decisions.

Touchnot01:
I wont ask you to rescind your decision Op. But i want you to know that there is a difference between atheists and anti-theists.
An atheist does not believe in God, An anti-theist dedicates their lives to fighting God.

Do not listen to the vengeful and deluded indviduals who have commented, The founder of whatsapp, facebook or google do not use their medium to propagate atheism neither do they dedicate their lives to defaming christianity. They understand the meaning of unbelief. Todays atheists are not different from stalin, hitler and others. The will do all in their power to fight God and religion.
Atheism has totalitarian tendencies, just imagine an atheist telling someone not to watch a t.v show hosted by an atheist, or not to use facebook. Atheists should be grateful that we are not as irrational as they are else they'd all be dead or in the jungle eating leaves.

Most christians know what nairaland stands for. Some people are only here because of other christians. Some are watching from the sidelines. Like someone said earlier, atheism will continue to be the angrytime keeper of christianity.

You see thats point I've always tried to make.... Seun isn't preaching against the existence of God rather he is fighting God . This is very evident in his posts.

Secondly what u fail to understand oo owner of nairaland is the power of the media and what u weild being the owner take it or leave it many people will hold on to every word you say seeing that u have archived something worthwhile (nairaland) my grouse here is God knows the potential souls that should have been saved but opted to have a rethink based on what u seun belief....with such strong and opposing belief one will think ud keep them to ur self or manage the way u show ur disdain for God.

If U wish to know the reason for the success of nairaland go to this site www.thesecret.tv it's not a Christian site but teaches tenets on success but the secrets are borrowed concepts from the bible ....and talking successful people whom aren't Christians , my point is there's a God and he rules whether u choose to accept it or not...take a look around u ur laptop,table, cup , clothe etc all these were gotten from the soil or nature and these are all carefully provided for by a knowing and seeing God.thera nothing like the Big Bang theory .

God loves u whether u accept it or not, because most of what u write about ur ignorant of such things....unfortunately for u God will only reveal himself to some one who has a true willing heart to search for him.

Some of us Christians are in some ways angry too concerning certain things but ...on this plane not every thing can be comprehended.

God forbid seun but take a few mins to reason this assuming u passed on and found out Jesus was real?.....(I said God forbid o) just reason that for a min.

The sun rises ,tress grow , night follows day etc all in a perfect order and wish to tell me an unseen force Insnt in charge?

King David said only a fool believes there's no God

Sirmuel1:
I'm a very solid christian too






But I know more than 5 religions that are better than both christianity and Islam.
Have u ever thought about this: what if we are on the road path? what if we are all going the wrong direction?

Stop deluding urself ur not a Christian

edbor:
am a Chelsea fan, do you watch french league?
did you watch the champions league matches against Chelsea? those games weren't fast?

Oga that was one game, wer talking over 30 games, it cant be the same

Like I mentioned most western nations are developed while we on Africa are back wards....well the simple thing they have is they subconsciously obey or leave according to this law of faith and love...take for
example in Nigeria here when we see some one more successful all we think of is how to drag him down....in the west a man can't see his neighbor in trouble and not call the police but here if such a neigbou rid rich, we will celebrate that yes dem done catch am etc...

The bible says what's so ever ur desire when u pray believ you receive and ur shall have. U see the process is first mental as belief before it manifests but we in African can spend 365 days in church beating our selves and crying to God ....but u see that we lack faith...God doesn't and CANT work outside faith... Remember Jesus couldn't even do many miracles in his village because of people's unbelief...my dear if u will sincerely check uraelf am sure u have lacked faith all along. because faith is a law and must work for who ever applies it...and don't be confused faith in the bible is talking about a thought,picture or idea in your mind, simply put faith is a way of thinking ...when you believe what the eyes can't see....the white man simply pictures what he wants and believes he can achieve it and goes out to achieve what he believes but we spend all day in church .
If u doubt what am saying go to this site www.thesecret.tv and see how people are changing their lives through things I've mentioned here ....and they are not even trying to be Christians but what they practice is bible law of faith

To sum up millerz ur get these books it's free on the net just google them, I guarantee they will hange ur life...if u can't locate them let me know I can mail them to u

Kenneth haggis " faith bible study guide"

Power of the subconscious mind by Joseph Murphy

Creative mind and success by Enerst Holmes

The game of life by scovel shin

Trust me u won't regret touching the above. If nothing pls don't miss the first two I wrote . If u can't lay ur hands on them let me know ill send them over to you.

Millerz:
Thanks a lot.

Marymillax@yahoo.com That's my email.

Am typing on my phone so please don't mind the typos....ill still contact you via mail but decided to connect here... Am sure there are people also going through ur predicament.


First of millerz I don't mean to condemn you, but pls don't be selfish..think of ur parents whom u have rightly mentioned what happens if you commit suicide? You know you probably kill one too even though he or she may still be alive. Or maybe the two.

Count ur blessings; Go to the motherless babies home ....see millions of kids
who will never see or know what their parents or blood kith and kin look like... I grew without a mother trust me I know the negative effects still rebounds....u still have one why not appreciate? See the eyes ur using to read give ur self a blind fold for just 2 mins and try to do ur chores...(pls do try it) u have sight..... U know the millions of people dead and live that can't see? U seem educated and have access to the net etc... Girl ur blessed. The devil is messing with ur mind . And truth in life and Christianity is the devil will always gun for ur mind for that is the main battle field and once he has ur mind he has you. And those that by showing and reminding u of all the negative things uve been through ..,unfortunately ur not resisting the devil, for when u resist him he will flee. See my dear depression is a spirit and once it gets hold of u it's an express route for the devil to enter you.

My point is yes some prayers haven't been answered but how about the ones that have been answered? The blessings u have? Am sure u may lost some friends or family to death think deeply were u better than them? Well maybe u were but count ur blessing the food u eat, house to sleep in, family etc Millez many on nairaland don't have all these yet I do.


How to get ur prayers answered:

Have u ever noted that we in Africa go to church 247 yet we are the most backward of people? Yet the western nations do go to church etc but are successful in all their ways? Have u Thot of that? You see we all are spirits and unless we obey spiritual laws and feed on spiritual food we will always feel the way ur feeling and never will progress.

I see u go to mfm ... Nothing wrong with ur Chirch buy truth is most of our churches are not based on Christianity but on religion hence our hunger and stagnation.

Millez God created two laws in life the law of faith and the law of love.......the summary of the whole bible is FAITH and LOVE....and unless a human being leaves by these rules he can never be a success in life or happy...u guys in mfm fast for 70 days etc...nothing wrong in that but Haba it's too much ...can we be more righteous than Jesus who did for only 40 days?...all the tastings etc and the religious brouhaha we do on Nigeria doesn't move God what moves God is faith simple. Tears,threats etc move man but not God only faith move him

Give me a min I'll be back

Millerz:
sorry for the late reply. just came back from a ban. Twitter DM will be perfect. what's your handle?

Hi

Read ur post about giving up etc....in as much as I have much to say am not up to it now... But thank God u have access to the Internet ...because I'll direct to various God inspired books that can easily solve ur problems

I see uv read "as a man thinkers so
he is"

Not sure where to start but am really interested in lifting you up and trust me I can and will if u give me the chance.

U see in this life NOTHING is as fustrating as religion..... And Christianity isn't religion....

I see u go to mfm ...nothing wrong with that, and they have their place but in truth they don't practice a lot of real Christianity...not saying their bad all am saying is to have rest for any soul he or she needs to practice Christianity .....

Like I said am interested in lifting u but it all depends on you if u give it a shot... For God himself doesn't force us to love him.

Drop ur email add I'll contact u.

Ok

.....isn't this the same fake story that was posted on one blog .....confessions or something....
Nairaland needs attention ooooo

DaBullIT:
Shut the fvck up


Pout your mouth

and let the Evil spirits in the world whooze you a dirty slap for this stupid comment

If u don't have any meaningful counter argument why don't u close the gutter u call an excuse for a mouth

dechriscool:
The most pain full aspect of this saga is the deliberate silence and deafness of civil society advocates,human right lawyers and media houses.No body is talking about it ,seem to be concern about it, in the face of this tyrannic and dictatorial style of Buhari leadership.They felt they are not being affected directly.Nevertheless,the batton will be shifted to them,by then no body will be available to stand in for them.
Nigerians we should stand up against this impunity, tyrannic,dictatorial style of leadership before it consume us all.
A NEPA bill holder for a president is not able to present ordinary WAEC certificate as require by the constitution.Some shameless people are here clapping for him.Tufiakwa,shame on the so called leaders of tomorrow.Leaders of tomorrow indeed.

Nice one..... No one could have said it better, where's are gani fawhwenimis protégés and the loud mouthed keyamo.....shame on you sir

Sad one for the lost.... But those brt drivers are touts in uniform

Seun:
God created the first human couple and placed them in a garden with a talking snake and a tree that they were never to eat from. The talking snake convinced them to eat from the tree. For this atrocity, God cursed them and all human babies that would ever be born. Centuries later, God made a pact with a small tribe of shepherds in the desert - the jews. He would be their God if they followed his very strict laws.

God was surprised that the jewish pact didn't cause God to forgive all human beings, so thousands of years later, God prepared a new plan. God would impregnate a virgin, and she would give birth to God. God would grow up to be crucified for calling himself the Son of God. God's brutal murder by humanity would pay for humanity's sins against God. Then God would rise again after 3 days but only appear privately to his followers, proving that God was indeed the Son of God. Then God would chill for 30 days as God's followers met in a closed room, and afterwards God would descend on them in little flames of fire and cause them to preach God's good news in many languages.

Because of God's sacrifice, God would forgive any person who believed that God died for humanity's sins against God. After death, God would send the believers to a place where they would spend all eternity telling God how awesome he is. God would throw those who didn't believe this story or were not told about it into a lake of fire where they would be burnt alive for all eternity, demonstrating God's justice and love.

In an alternate reality, God said, "I'm angry that you ate from the tree". Adam and Eve said, "sorry sir". God said, "ok I forgive you". The end.

Seun.... There's this gnawing yern within you to understand the truth and ur trying to but ur allowing ur intellect take control. One thing is certain the bible is a spiritual book and can never be understood by ur intellect it can only be dicerned by ur spirit and that what's fighting u. If ull just humble ur self and ask God to open ur spiritual mind.....ur thirst will be quenched with waters that never dry.

To address some of ur points

The devil was created before man but was later banished to earth.

Man was created like God i.e. He created another being like him to rule earth while he rules heaven.

Other entities exist we can't see for now, for even science supports this....imagine the supreme being defaulting on his word or law and becomes a laughing stock of the entities....i.e. God cursed man and had to redeem man while still holding his intergrity.

Lastly God is a divine being....not that he doesn't have a form but our intellect can't fashion what's he's like.

Bro God exist and so does thedevil .... U leave in ogun state and there a lot of ritual stuff that happens there....with the presence of these evils etc isn't it common sense that there an opposing power?

Sincerely if I wish for the truth Google "Kenneth Hagin" and download his books it's all free online and ask God to open ur eyes cos I think ur just angry with God......

Ok.........

In summary please!