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i need a 3 bedroom flat around surulere, ikotun, satellite or festac with borehole and well installd. My budget is btwn 150k to 250k per annum.

08091419419. I dey ask u 4 advice u dey won enter the place. Abeg, go.

Experience is the best teacher. Kpom kwem.

Hey! You guyz shld nt crucify me o. I havnt gone yet. But am curious, u knw guys can lie 2 gt wat dey want. What if he is hiding a lady & cms 2 lag 2 c me. I wldnt knw d koko. I dnt wnt 2 waste my precious time wt a 2 timer, am thinkn i shd go cos he calld me last nyte 2 say he'll repay me.

Ouch! Some of u guyz r mean. I said advice, nt insult. But see eh, is it possible to fall in love with someone by speaking with d person on the phone?

Ouch! Some of u guyz r mean. I said advice, nt insult. But see eh, is it possible to fall in love with someone by speaking with d person on the phone?

Truth is, he buys stuff 4rm my aunt and asked her if she had a sister. I think i should tell him 2 come instead. Afterall, am the lady, he's the guy.

You see na, What if am not workn. Wont going wit my money make me look desperate which am nt.

House, plz i need your advice. There's dis guy my aunt hooked me up wit  a month ago, he's at the east, I am in Lagos. He called me, we got talking, calls me often & sent me his picture through email. We like each other.

Yesterday, he called me to say that he cant send me t-fare to come & see him that he just paid for a flat 3 years N432,000 cos of me so he's not buoyant (used to live in one room). That I should please pay my transport fare.

House, I am going to see him in person for the first time. Is it right for me to pay my transport fare?

As a matter of fact, mine is. I studied Biochem nd work in food company lab. Lucky me.

Am a student of futo studing elect/elect. Plz help me with a place for 6months IT. Thnx.

Plz, can someone help me with a place for IT attachment of 6mnths for elect/elect in Lagos. Am studyn @ futo.

Na thieves them be o. I posted thread like this about dem last year wen they ripped me of 2k n sent me to a company that rejected me. Its ownd by one dubious calabar man n his fat wife. EFCC, plz visit them.

@arisah, thats a nice one. Hope anyone out there that tries it gets heald.

Your anxiety and stress may be sending wrong signals to your brain stopn it 4rm releasing hormones that cause mense. U could be pregnant 2 bt scan didnt c it. Be close 2 God, pray and believe dt there's notin he cant do. I suppose ur married.

India ke? Na there u Bleep up. India wey dr hand tite pass super glue. Na saddist dem be o! My office oga na india so i no wetn dey. RUN, RUN, RUN.

Hi GM. I think i know sm1 u can work wit. Email me ceysaga@gmail.com if ur interestd.

Hi Larry,Check awolowo road, also buy yoyo bitters. Its good for the elderly.

But i heard sm1 saying that a yoruba man that marries an ibo lady MUST still have a yoruba lady 4 2nd wife or concubine 'iwu oku'. Is it true?

Its me Bb. I meant if your are single and Igbo speaking your can get in touch. Married guys please do not call. This my number again 08086810786. see u.

Hi, am Bb a pretty working class lady in lagos and i'd like a guy btwn 30-35 working to make me smile. call 08086810786

madee, its because it hasnt happened to u b4 or you are part of the system thats why u r casual about it. You 4get that this is Naija the MAGA country and its human beings that program these machines so they can also program it to do their will. If you like ignore or talk long long grammer to be fore warned is to be fore armed

Yesterday, I went to an Oceanic bank branch with my Oceanic ATM to withdraw. I checked my balance first (whish was over N20,000) and pressed the button to withdraw N20,000. The machine then displayed INSUFFICIENT FUND. I angrily went to ATM officer. When I got there, I met another guy with same case of missing N20,000 from ATM. The officers casually asked for our account numbers, pressed his computer and said that our money is back to our account. I was still there when yet another came and complained of the same missing N20,000. I began to suspect that this ATM officer was manipulating the machine to withdraw 2x your withdrawal so that he can dodge the other half.
Landers, beware and always check your balance before $ after withdrawal.

THIEVES DON DEY WORK FOR BANK TOO

Peace

can smell fake a mile away

Yesterday, I went to an Oceanic bank branch with my Oceanic ATM to withdraw. I checked my balance first (whish was over N20,000) and pressed the button to withdraw N20,000. The machine then displayed INSUFFICIENT FUND. I angrily went to ATM officer. When I got there, I met another guy with same case of missing N20,000 from ATM. The officers casually asked for our account numbers, pressed his computer and said that our money is back to our account. I was still there when yet another came and complained of the same missing N20,000. I began to suspect that this ATM officer was manipulating the machine to withdraw 2x your withdrawal so that he can dodge the other half.
Landers, beware and always check your balance before $ after withdrawal.

THIEVES DON DEY WORK FOR BANK TOO

Peace

Hi Efosanice,

When did you receive Zenith's text msg on the test? pls reply

He has turned my sorrow into joy, weeping may endure for the night but joy comes in the morning.
11 months after NYSC, I finally got my dream job (not a bank though). To all who are still expecting their own mirecle, fast and pray and God will do it for you too.

Stephany, how could you miss such an opportunity. What could have benn more important to you than a job at Zenith? I fear 4 your sake if them go call you back.

I feel you. Zenith is a place to be. I am looking 4ward to writing their test. Does any1 know when they will be writing the next test?

Congrats me friend. I pray make God do am 4me 2 o!