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Investment / Re: My Advice To Those Still Into MMM.. by chakpe: 9:28am On Oct 06, 2017
Your story is incomplete. How about what you made from MMM?
Properties / Re: Stucco paint, marcopolo luxury and other decorative wall finishes by chakpe: 5:11pm On Jul 14, 2017
How much is it per drum?
csiworksnig:
Real Italian product..thats what we use.

Call for stucco : 08093577005
Politics / Re: Atiku And 7 Governors Walk-out Of PDP Convention by chakpe: 2:49pm On Sep 01, 2013
software man:
you aremaking a big mistake. like most of Jonathan's you seemsto be banking on the religious divide card.

I livein the north and have done my research, believe me, you in for a very big shock!

Before you realise that you are the one making nonsensical permutations , Jonathan will be out of govt.

As for Lagos, you are talking to someone thatunderstand Lagos politics very well. So I will wager you:

if Jonathan wins Lagos, I will relocate with my family to cotonou. please bookmark this and take me up on it then.
And who cares even if you relocate to Syria? Say that to yourself and family,please. l pray your lugubriousness come 2015 would allow you to relocate accordingly.
Politics / Re: FG Pays Off 20,304 PHCN Workers by chakpe: 6:13pm On Aug 20, 2013
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Wtf is this one saying.

Last time I checked, I have not had 20 hours of electricty in my area over the last 7 days, And which part of Nigeria are you?Probably you`re an outlande-r
Politics / Re: Teju Cole To Prof. Soyinka - " How Does It Feel To Be An Embarrassment? " by chakpe: 4:05pm On Aug 18, 2013
Kairoseki77: Wole won the Nobel Prize for Literature and is internationally known and celebrated. This is the same award given to Ernest Hemingway, Jean Paul Sartre, Toni Morrison, William Faulkner, and others.

The Nobel Committee gave Wole his award for being a man: "who in a wide cultural perspective and with poetic overtones fashions the drama of existence."

Who the hell is PEJ??
And how has the nobel prize impacted your miserable life? is wole soyinka not a Nigerian;or is he not of age to contest for the Presidency of Nigeria? The Nigeria presidency is a serious biz n not some literary bullsh*t
Politics / Re: 2015: Buhari, Tambuwal Divide APC by chakpe: 3:39pm On Aug 18, 2013
APC: Akandes Progressives Congress! A million buhari+tambuwal is no match against GEJ come 2015. Tambuwal would definitely smell his ass shortly

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Politics / Re: Nine PDP Governors. Float New Party, Apply For Registration. by chakpe: 3:40pm On Aug 16, 2013
chukwudi44: This move by Atiku would benefit GEJ by splitting the northern votes while he coasts home to victory.

That's a superior reasoning! Bravo

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Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by chakpe: 9:30pm On Aug 14, 2013
boladez:

Mr Abati, Without joining in your tantrums, I will try and filter out the coherent parts of your posts.

Again, just in case you missed my question , how did he fail in Osun state?

To answer your question illusion means a false belief or idea

You claim to be a WE of New Breed Digitalised Folks (how many people have you mobilised or influenced in your life?) I am not worried because with your current thought process you may not be able to go too far. Mediocrity will always fall by the road side.

Note- I did not say in my post that Akande's advice brought GEJ into power - assimilation is quite key to the Newbreed guys I know. Please read more of History and literature to improve your assimilation process.

If you ask me about the CABAL!!....then I refer you to the advice in the paragraph above this. (Go back and use google to help you know recent history)

Gosh the quality of posts in the Politics section is really at an all time low its more of emotions and insults that quality intellectual discussions).........Hugging a wet trasnformer is safe in Nigeria of today cos your mentor is still not able to provide PAWA! (in his words) better to ask me to hug a generator. They blame power generation issues on political opponents when they have the mandate to secure those pipelines.

I know its difficult for you to assimilate and stick to facts but try and raise your level of knowledge and leave kindergarten to Basic 1...ok?




I can see you`re under the influence of hallucinogen! When eye clear you,I dearly hope it would`nt be too late.
Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by chakpe: 8:37am On Aug 14, 2013
boladez:

How did he fail in Osun state? deal with facts and not illusions and who is the we that does not need his advice? It was the same Toilet paper advice that helped GEJ reach that seat when he was to weak to stand up against the CABAL that held his TESTICLES firmly in 2009

I perceive you're an appendage of akande's wasted lineage! What do you understand by the term ILLUSION? Simply, the WE is the New Breed Digitalised Folks and not some outdated analog hags in the likes of akande and your cul-de-sac (a miserable wretch in the midst of plenty) self!And you're so convinced beyound your fishbrain that akande's advice brought GEJ to power? I pity you. What cabal? Omo, achievement to a wise man is not necessarily in his standing up as you've stated;the end justify the means and as you can see: GEJ is your President! If that's too bad for you to accept, feel free to go hug a wet transformer!
Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by chakpe: 9:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
bisi akande is just but an expired old ignoramus who is too proud to learn from the realities of the 21st century. isn`t obvious enough to akande and his handlers that their time is up? we don`t need the likes of akande to advice GEJ;akande failed woefully at the state level even when the political firmament wasn`t as tensed as it is now. GEJ shunned him simply because akande`s brightest advice is nothing better than a toilet paper?
Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by chakpe: 9:17pm On Aug 13, 2013
phickycool: We all need to understand the situation on ground that the government of this day is bad, the president he's. running government like baby, no security,unemployment for youth bad electricity, no water, no good Road, no quality education etc ASUU has been on strike for 42th days ago. He has no solution to it and he called himself president, not kindergarten presid—ent,“ ends has justify the means now.
First and foremost,is it also GEJ that is responsible for your apologethic tences? what a waste that you are. Anyways,your case is understable and pitiable.
Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by chakpe: 9:11pm On Aug 13, 2013
slim fit :
It looks like people who come here to defend Jonathan are all illiterate them selves or beneficiaries of his loose distribution of the national treasury.
And you`re a beneficiary of what? Accept my sympathy!
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by chakpe: 6:18pm On Aug 10, 2013
She knew you hadn`t any food since morning you left the house and only for her to ask you when you back home in the evening with dry lips :are you hungry? No... am not hungry,am in hunger
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by chakpe: 4:24pm On Aug 07, 2013
Hi,
I got this SMS on the 3rd of August, 2013 at about 01:13pm informing me that:
"Wow! You have been COMPENSATED N@M in On-Going 2013 MEGA AWARD, With participating pin 0411 call 181 or helpline On:08060776795. M T N!"

The sender's name that appeared on my fone is MT!N

What do you have to say to that?

Regards.
Politics / Re: FEC Meeting: Jonathan Fails To Announce Cabinet Shake-up by chakpe: 6:41pm On Aug 03, 2013
idnoble135: The Q now is : why then why did he call the meeting?
Could it be that you did not read the post or you do not understand english language?
Politics / Re: Soyinka: The Mad Old Professor (MOP) by chakpe: 9:58am On Jul 23, 2013
anago12: if in your definition a person like wole is mad then I wanna forever be a looney. but the manatees and shepopotami you worship can't even measure up to his shoelace in all ramifications. when the south western folks enter this thread hope you will be able to stand the heat in the kitchen.

so wetin b d diff btw mad and loony? is like ur brain dey ur anus like ur MOP? ...one fact stands; she's ur 1st lady and not even ur MOP or ur miserable self can alter dat! if MOP is so good enough let him field himself for the next general elections otherwise, let him forever keep his gutters shut!
Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Scientist Bags European Award For Quality Research by chakpe: 2:43pm On Jul 21, 2013
astronautog: Esut imsu post ume runs and accomodation contact me answers would be sent 10 minutes into exam
YOU ARE JUST A WASTE!
Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode - Jonathan Will Divide Nigeria If He Loses In 2015 by chakpe: 9:21am On Jun 26, 2013
Fani-Kayode should shut-up! His a political vegetable who is begging for relevance.
Politics / Re: ABU Students Describe Abati As National Embarrassment by chakpe: 1:27pm On Jun 13, 2013
Rubbish! You guys should concentrate on your studies and graduate. Eye go soon clear una
Politics / Re: Federal Character Breeds Mediocrity - Sanusi by chakpe: 1:16pm On Dec 06, 2012
Mr. Sanusi is correct, no doubt but is he not a product of Federal Character?
Politics / Re: INEC To Issue 10- Year Permanent Electronic Voters' Card by chakpe: 9:56am On Nov 29, 2012
Jega Should Shut-up the thrash!

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