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temigracie: ....Imagine!!!....After getting the V, what do you guys stand to gain??....Shey e dey increase blood for unna body ni??....or e dey put money for unna accnt??

E go put joy for our heart......and never underestimate what a happy man can achieve.
That's why they coined this adage "...behind every successful man, there is a ________(fill in the gap)"

temigracie: .....I hope it ll work for some people....

....guys can pretend en.....they are like green snakes under green grass...

Nigerian guys don't pretend. You all know what we want. We want the V and that never changes....

Total lies from 1 to 10!

Na wa ooo

60% lies.

Mykel4God: Lolz



Wetin you go do?

Close range shooting!

The teachers and proprietress should just run for their lives.....

There was this day back during my university days. There was this chic that was really into me. Long story short, we were in my hostel and she was riding me like there was no tomorrow when I heard my roommate insert his key into the keyhole. I was almost at the point of orgasm and there was nothing I could do. He entered and saw us. There was the look of surprise on his face because the chic was a lady from our fellowship. As he was starring at us, my fluid was gushing. He quickly came back to his senses and ran out of the room.
He still makes fun of me whenever the issue comes up till date.

Why are the supposed ghananians on this thread so bitter? Just that you know, Nigeria or Nigerians are not the enemy. Your major enemy is your bunch economists. The statistics been brandished up and down to support your "thriving" economy has no basis of comparison with that of Nigeria. Ghana is less than 26 million people while Nigeria is over 160 million in population. Thus ghana's economy is just 15% of Nigeria's and mind you Nigeria is the biggest economy in Africa


http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2014/04/nigeria-becomes-africa-largest-economy-20144618190520102.html

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/growth-pushes-nigeria-to-largest-economy-in-africa-RPDJUYClRxqgqMlGJSDndw.html


http://m.bbc.com/news/business-26913497

Can Ghana boast of that feat?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/07/anambra-close-486-centres-exam-magic/

This is pathetic!

...... why I never blind since..?

berem: So Ihejirika knew El-Rufai was a boko haram sponsor and he is just telling us now? As a former COAS what did he do to arrest El-Rufai and his fellow boko haram sponsors?

Eyaaa!! Stories that really touches the heart.

It is better late than never..

zeelo2014: For those saying forged, look at the issue date on the passport, 2009, look at the photo as well, that's her real age abeg. you can disregard the birth cert, but take a good look at that passport, that girl was 14yrs as at 2009. The painful truth about those that doubt age alot, is that they are amazed how a young person can achieve so much while them at that age did nothing.

You are the only reasonable person on this thread.

PaulJohn1: 2015 senatorial election in Osun won't be like the just concluded election that Osun had all the attention from Abuja. The original 5K state police attached to Osun would be incharge then and not masked men of the DSS whose spokeswoman sounds like a PDP appoligist. The governor's hand won't be tied from performing his duty as the state's chief security officer then, like it was on the 9th of Aug. This means there won't be any locking up of APC members and supporters.

Omoworare already has the vote of Ilesha and the rest of Ijesha due to Ogbeni's influence there. The honorable people of Ife would have their sons facing each other from the PDP and APC, that's if Omisore is contesting for senate again. Then, the sentiment of Omisore is our son that played against Aregbe won't repeat itself because Omoworare too is from Ife.
I foresee PDP winning Ife but with fewer margine this time, with APC beating them with wider margin in Ijesha axis.

Do the math, Omoworare might win but not convincinely like it was in 2011.

I'll like Omoworare to take over from Ogbeni in 2018, he's young and sounds like one who has something useful upstairs, that's if they don't bring their rotation nonesence again anyway...


Osun A Dara.

As faulty as your calculation is, @ te crux here is about Rotimi Makinde. If he can't deliver his ward for his party, how is he going to retain his seat? We all know Modakeke's are warming up Mannaseh for Makinde's seat.

He who stand take heed lest he falls

.....Only in Nigeria..

Ebo boys!!!!

$4450??






Flexing don start be that....!

caseless: modakeke gav apc 1000 votes and pdp 10 votes in d election i.e anywhr pdp got 1 , d apc got 100. And they shal repeat this for makinde next yr.

You don't understand the politics of Ife and Modakeke. Modakeke does not like any Ife man. Makinde is an Ife man. The votes APC got in Modakeke is because the APC flagbearer is contesting against an Ife man.

So on the home front, Makinde does not have a grip and in Modakeke he doesn't command much follower-ship. Attached below is the result of the polling unit in front of Makinde father's house

slimfit1: Can you imagine omi want vote yet there was huge security around him even the governor didn't have that much security around him during the campaign.

Pictures or you are a filthy liar!

caseless: whr was omisore when he won last time that u think it is omisore that will his victory next in d election?

Where was makinde when Omisore won the 4 local government convincingly in the most recent election?
The guy shd be mindful, he doesn't have home support, and Modakeke won't vote for an Ife man either...so home and away, he's lost.

Its all abt form bro...PDP is in form in Osun as we speak and Makinde's constituency is their stronghold.

This philanderer shd forget going back to the national assembly. Omisore still dominates your constituency. If you were not allowed to vote in the last election, how are you going to retain your seat in the next one. Go and worry abt yourself and stop talking as if you are God.

Ibnsultan: One of the security details attached to Senator Iyiola
Omisore mistakenly shot one of his colleagues
yesterday.
As part of the harassment visited on Osun residents
by the largely partisan security services, the
operatives are fond of usually firing into the air to
create sense of fear by scaring the residents.
The bravado however turned sour when Inspector
Adeoye Basiru mishandled his gun and mistakenly
opened fire on Corporal Wahab Abdullahi.
A respondent Mr Ojo Vincent wondered why PDP
chieftains must always behave as if they are above
the law. “Even Aregbesola that is the current
Governor of Osun always obey traffic lights, while
PDP failed candidate always violate all rules with
impunity. We are no longer used to witnessing such
disorderly conduct since the advent of Aregbesola’s
government in Osun until Omisore jumped into the
gubernatorial race, see how they have wasted a
vibrant life” Ojo concluded.
The new killing is one death too many in Senator
Iyiola Omisore’s Oduduwa Estate, Ede Road, Ile ife
residence.
It would be recalled that it was exactly a month that
Ayo komolafe, a security operative, died in a
mysterious circumstances.
Just yesterday again inspector Adeoye Basiru shot
corporal Wahab Abdullah dead.
The development is currently generating serious
condemnation in homes, farms and commercial
premises across Ile Ife and its environ...
Bioreports

Where are the traffic lights in Osun State??
This story is a figment of the OP's imagination. I live at Olubuse/Fine Touch axis on the same street with Otunba Omisore......no such thing happened so apshit e-rat, get a life.

All these girls dey carry Aristo I swear

ayukdaboss: Are universities graded based on the number of pending cases they have in court? How does this affect UNILORIN being the best in Nigeria? Please explain...

A university that disregarded the direct instruction of the president and they don't want any student to disobey the shenanigans set up by it is guilty of double standards.

Later this same sch will be claiming to be the best in the country.....smh.

okparaugo: I tried reading it but....

....but as a black man, reading (knowledge) isn't your forte

Try having sex. It may just do the magic. I don't mean getting pregnant o.

If you are bleeding heavily, certain self-care strategies such as making yourself comfortable, getting plenty of rest, drinking extra fluids and eating iron-rich foods can improve how you are feeling. Monitor your menstrual cycle so that you know when to expect your period, keep track of how heavy your flow is and the number of sanitary towels or tampons used.

Take over-the-counter medication such as ibuprofen which will help to reduce flow and relieve menstrual pain. Remember to avoid aspirin as it can prolong bleeding. If you are anemic, you should also increase your intake of iron and folic supplements.

Your health practitioner may recommend a low–dose oral contraceptive pill or progesterone therapy to regulate the menstrual cycle and decrease bleeding(since this did not work for you, I guess you have to keep a tab on your cycle so as to save you the embarrassment that may come with unexpected heavy flow.

missyhorlah: This one na waec questions o

Just trying to secure his daughter's future.... Even God will understand...

Tallesty1: His daughter will kill him and run away with her boyfriend. Fear Women.

But after he has paid the application fee oo.....else Papa Chibuike no go gree o.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

(You must have paid the mandatory nonrefundable application fee of N150,000:00k)
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter.

I am _____ years old

{Please answer the following questions honestly}

1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

{If your answer to any of the above questions was NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back If all your answers were YES, Then continue}

1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages
of cheating in marriage ____________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect to your father in-law/mother in-law

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you
answer? ___________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce______________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
____________________________________
5.b. How many times do you intend to have sex daily_________
Weekly____________
Momthly_____________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No
If No explain why?

7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
Explain why you were born out of wedlock

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As
used by women (100 words)

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to
sleep outside his house

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner
of the kids between father and mother?


{ Answer the following by Yes or No}

1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for interviews?___________________________________

2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________________________

3. When can I interview your mum? ___________________________________

4. When can I interview your church pastor

5. Please stick your passport size photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________

Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful. As you are waiting:-
Please don't call me
Don't visit me
Don't contact my daughter
If u do you will be disqualified Leave your details in case I need to ask you more
questions Postal Address: ______________________
Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________