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PoliticsRe: Redeemed General Overseer Anointed Ogbeni Rauf For Second Term. by Chaleeee: 3:23pm On Jul 25, 2014
I doubt if anybody will vote for aregebesola with this state of state secondary schools in Osun State. The pictures speak for themselves...

RomanceRe: Five Most Annoying First~date Questions by Chaleeee: 12:38pm On Jul 23, 2014
Are you high right nowhuh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
miztola: That geh get mind o shockedshockedshocked,hope ur eggs are not squashed sha? tongue

u had better run for ur life before she upgrades to using weapons to test on ur skin to know if u re man enough to withstand the pain.
My eggs are Ok. Thanks.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2014
larryUG: Every thing musnt be fiction bros. there r some peeps dt love Bondage and sado sex, the gal just is one of them. anyways OP, since ur not into dt kinda sex, beta free her
Thanks for educating that coconut head.
That option is going to hurt but I'm considering it though. Thanks.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 3:12pm On Jul 21, 2014
farano: *Baby oku in London season 2*
grin grin grin
Nne men. Stop am na..
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 3:11pm On Jul 21, 2014
frankben: hmm...

Sit her down and explain to her that all isn't well with her attitude... Tell her that you're human and that those punches hurts... If you think you might lose her by telling her that, i'm sorry for subsequent rough "love plays" which this time, might be with a bullet being released at ya D1CK
Thanks.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 3:10pm On Jul 21, 2014
OCTAVO: How do you guys formulate interesting stories like this? grin
Una get talent sha.
If you don't have any useful contribution pls shut it. Thanks
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 3:09pm On Jul 21, 2014
ogashman: Oboy!run for ur life,b4 d gal go change the shape of ur head with blows.......and check her history,u fit dey date a former boxer! grin
She's not a boxer, she's 20 years old.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2014
pickabeau1: From pinch..it will graduate to pull to pop..

Triple P grin grin grin
Very matured. Thanks.
RomanceMy Girlfriend Of 3 Weeks Nearly Killed Me With.... by Chaleeee(op): 1:29pm On Jul 21, 2014
Please I want matured advice only.

I met this quiet, sweet, ebony chic when I went to my alma mater (Great Ife) to apply for my transcript. She's a student a polytechnic in town. As a sharp boy, I quickly started a conversation with her not minding that we are in a bus and other commuters could deduce from my line of conversation that I was pschying her cheesy cheesy grin. Long story short, I got her cell phone number. I started calling her afterwards

Coincidentally and fortunately enough for me, she stays in the part of Lagos where I reside. After 4 days of calls and continuous toasting, she agreed to be my girlfriend. This chic sweet die I swear!!

Now her school is on break so she's in Lagos. Thus begin a relation that I've now come to be fearful of. My chic is very lively and personable. She never runs out of topic to discuss and trust me, it's never boring whenever she's around its been 3 weeks now but there is a but.....

My girlfriend likes practical joke and like hitting me. At first it started playfully like she would punch me in the stomach and tell me she's checking if I'm strong and I would laugh and suck up the pain..... like a man. Later this play escalated to punches in the face, biting me on any part of my body she deems fit (I no know if she be Suarez cousin), trying to strangle me at times. At first I will just let her beat me. Later I started hitting her back but softly because she's a delicate flower to me. I put up with all these "plays" because most times it leads to a mind blowing sex. Emphasis on "BLOWING". Then 3 days ago, she added another dimension to it.

I returned from work later... She call my cell to tell me she's coming over to spend the night. I was happy because her visit will help me relieve the stress I went through during the day. When she came, she made me a meal while I went to take a cold shower. On getting into the bedroom, my babe suddenly pounced on me and punched me in my scrotum. I fell to the floor and lost consciousness. She had to run to the next flat to call my neighbors. That night, my instrument no gree stand at all. The pain was so much that I had to call my boss that I was sick the next day.

Now she's back and still playing her freaky kind of play. I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want her to be herself whenever she's with me but I want this devilish play to stop. Nairaland peeps, abeg I need advise on how to go about it.
PoliticsRe: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Chaleeee: 8:19pm On Jul 15, 2014
enigmaotr: This's not the type of democracy we staked our lives for. One thing is sure, GEJ will never be able to get rid of Oppositions as we have it in the APC. Let him stop trying, he wont succeed!
[size=22pt]Cry me a river. The question is this: Is Nyako guilty or not?[/size]
PoliticsRe: Gov. Nyako Impeached By Adamawa Assembly by Chaleeee: 3:52pm On Jul 15, 2014
JayJohnson: Son,
I think you should pity the future of your inept and clueless principal more, Nyako is about 70 and has nothing to offer in the future again, Jonathan is about 60, yet his future looks clueless like his brain. Your principal Jonathan is finished politically and will end up in prison after 2015.
[size=20pt]Cry me a river[/size]
TravelRe: 10 Cheapest Cities To Live In Nigeria by Chaleeee: 12:07pm On Jul 14, 2014
I don't know why you all are looking for cheap cities to live in. Work hard, make money and every city in the world will be cheap to live in for you.
PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 5:05pm On Jul 13, 2014
Demdem:
Fool, is that all the pictures u can manage to dig up. I can even do far more than that goon. Try again with much more brutal ones.
Again fool, it's up to Osun peeps and not an Ibotic fellow like u to determine who govern them next. grin
Fool, your job is a very difficult one. So you admit that These pictures are Rauf's hallmark in Osun. How much did he pay for your conscience, you, your ilk and offspring will forever be slaves to Islamic bigotry and the fraud perpetrated by its representatives. The pple of Osun have seen thru ur antics. Shame on APC
PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 9:22am On Jul 13, 2014
Demdem: Fool direct ur frustrations to the constitution that stated such besides even aregberascal critics knows he has above that but has chosen to present this to allow u fools to get busy on immaterial things which seems to be working.
Even at that, being a school cert holder doesnt mean one doest have what it takes to lead a state afterall we av a PHd currently failing miserably as president.
Fool, again are u ashamed that he is a fellow of NSE? grin grin grin
this is all he achieved in 4 years. The pictures you see represent the state of education in Osun. The polilooter claims to have give tablets to students when they don't have classrooms, no desk and chairs. Tell me what is tinubu's stooge's priority? Satisfying his slavemaster or destroying Osun's future. As you can see, education is lacking in Osun. I don't expect much from a sch sert holder anyway

PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 2:30pm On Jul 12, 2014
Demdem:
Fool, are u now convinced that he is a fellow. Surely shame won't allow u to accept that defeat. Checkmate. grin
Again fool, he has the basic waec needed as stated in the constitution and how he chooses to administer his government is none of ur Ibotic concern.
Your above comment shows how foolish and backward you are. So you want to entrust the wellbeing of a whole state to a school cert holder. I bet you need to get your brain checked by a school cert doctor too. Radarada!
PoliticsRe: Don’t bring your ‘pedestrian politics’ to Oyo – APC warns Fayose by Chaleeee: 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2014
Drversatile: The All Progressives Congress, APC, Oyo State chapter, has warned Ekiti State governor-elect, Ayo Fayose, to steer clear the political terrain of the state as the people cannot be deceived by the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.A statement by the Oyo state APC Chairman, Akin Oke, said Fayose’s comment that he would reclaim the South West for the PDP was the voice of a man who plays “pedestrian politics”.Urging him to devote his energy on Ekiti people, Oke said, “we have watched Fayose’s flippancy getting worse by the day since his alleged victory in Ekiti. We do not have any qualms with his riding on a roller coaster of this supposed victory and talking down on everybody while telling them that he is the newest thing to happen in South West politics.”"">“We only warn him that, that brand of murky politics which saw him grandstanding and riding roughshod over everybody will not work in Oyo State. We are a people who do not allow foreign Generals lord it over us.”The APC decried what it called Fayose’s sudden and uncontrolled attack on everyone, including Yoruba leaders, warning him to keep his mouth shut so that he does not court the wrath of the ancestors of the Yoruba people.“The ancestors of Yoruba people warn that a farmer who just had his barn running over with a bountiful harvest must be humble enough to be sober in plenty. Doom awaits such a farmer in the long run. This warning is what Fayose is not heeding as he is running his trap against everybody.”Oke warned that its party-led government was beyond reproach as it has acquitted itself in the eyes of the people in the dispensation of the dividends of democracy."">The chairman accused PDP of holding a rally with a rented crowd, wondering why the PDP could not muster enough people to fill a standard venue befitting the state chapter of the much-touted largest party in Africa in one of the most populous cities on the continent.He added that the people of Oyo know that in the APC government is an administration that has changed the dwindling fortune of the state from what the PDP, in eight years, lorded over it.“The violence, decay and shame that the PDP foisted on our people for eight years have been written off and our people are witnessing an infrastructural revolution that is unparalleled. Our people will compare our government with the PDP government and make their choice,”

http://dailypost.ng/2014/07/11/apc-leadership-resolves-challenge-fayoses-victory-fayemi/
@Boldened,
What is Tinubu doing over you?
PoliticsRe: Don’t bring your ‘pedestrian politics’ to Oyo – APC warns Fayose by Chaleeee: 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2014
Drversatile: The All Progressives Congress, APC, Oyo State chapter, has warned Ekiti State governor-elect, Ayo Fayose, to steer clear the political terrain of the state as the people cannot be deceived by the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.A statement by the Oyo state APC Chairman, Akin Oke, said Fayose’s comment that he would reclaim the South West for the PDP was the voice of a man who plays “pedestrian politics”.Urging him to devote his energy on Ekiti people, Oke said, “we have watched Fayose’s flippancy getting worse by the day since his alleged victory in Ekiti. We do not have any qualms with his riding on a roller coaster of this supposed victory and talking down on everybody while telling them that he is the newest thing to happen in South West politics.”"">“We only warn him that, that brand of murky politics which saw him grandstanding and riding roughshod over everybody will not work in Oyo State. [/b]We are a people who do not allow foreign Generals lord it over us[b].”The APC decried what it called Fayose’s sudden and uncontrolled attack on everyone, including Yoruba leaders, warning him to keep his mouth shut so that he does not court the wrath of the ancestors of the Yoruba people.“The ancestors of Yoruba people warn that a farmer who just had his barn running over with a bountiful harvest must be humble enough to be sober in plenty. Doom awaits such a farmer in the long run. This warning is what Fayose is not heeding as he is running his trap against everybody.”Oke warned that its party-led government was beyond reproach as it has acquitted itself in the eyes of the people in the dispensation of the dividends of democracy."">The chairman accused PDP of holding a rally with a rented crowd, wondering why the PDP could not muster enough people to fill a standard venue befitting the state chapter of the much-touted largest party in Africa in one of the most populous cities on the continent.He added that the people of Oyo know that in the APC government is an administration that has changed the dwindling fortune of the state from what the PDP, in eight years, lorded over it.“The violence, decay and shame that the PDP foisted on our people for eight years have been written off and our people are witnessing an infrastructural revolution that is unparalleled. Our people will compare our government with the PDP government and make their choice,”

http://dailypost.ng/2014/07/11/apc-leadership-resolves-challenge-fayoses-victory-fayemi/
@Boldened,
What is Tinubu doing over you?
PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 2:15pm On Jul 12, 2014
Demdem:
Fool, check the link above and see aregberascal name well written with his number. U sound daft.
Fool, what other qualification does the boko haramist have? Incompetency? Or the fact that he did not use commissioners for the first 1 year of his administration? Or the lackluster education sector in Osun state?
PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2014
abbyyzino: Oluremi Omowaiye, is that you sir. I know him very well back then in Lautech. He's one of the big guys that runs Lautech ICT.
Since when did pictures start qualifying for degrees? Anybody can go to a sch and snap pictures or wear NYSC khaki and pose for pictures.

Why not go to the UK-based schools which happen to be his alma mater to make inquiries about him.

I got admitted in Adekunle Ajasin Uni in 2003 but I left the for Great Ife in 2004 where I graduated from with honors. Does my leaving akungba for Ife mean I didn't attend univ?
I clear made a choice. Who wouldn't leave Owo Poly for pristine education in UK?

Mind you, he bagged these degrees when it wasn't for sale like today.
PoliticsRe: Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola Profile by Chaleeee: 1:59pm On Jul 12, 2014
Demdem:
Fool, the bottom line is he has the basic requirement which he has presented. Of cos that isn't his highest qualifications. It's deliberately done by him to allow fools like u to continue to debate about it.
By the way, Ogbeni is a fellow of the NSE, check their website idiot. It's interesting to see that NSE will give a waec holder such.
The joke is on ur kind. grin
Your ignorance is profound. If Rauf is a fellow of NSE, then post the link for all to see rather than showing the rottenness of your belly to the whole world.
CelebritiesRe: Two Nigerians Named On Forbes List Of 10 Young African Millionaires by Chaleeee: 5:23pm On Jul 10, 2014
What about all those yahooboys in VGC? Incomplete list joor
CultureRe: French Speakers And French Learners On Nairaland!!!! by Chaleeee: 7:52am On Jul 10, 2014
iamliltee: Tres bien...
Et vous?
Je me porte tres bien. Merci.
CultureRe: French Speakers And French Learners On Nairaland!!!! by Chaleeee: 7:10am On Jul 10, 2014
Bonjour tout le monde. Cava?
PoliticsRe: Omisore Accepts Open Debate With Aregbesola by Chaleeee: 8:01am On Jul 09, 2014
Pacesetter2: they are trying to frame up a 'better' CV for his counterpart.
All aregbe has is an HND from the Polytechnic of Ibadan. Same sch that produced Mr. Peter Ayodele Fayose. After his HND in refrigeration technology, he joined Tinubu's thug mobilization Unit. The rest is history.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Guys In The Friend-zone. by Chaleeee: 10:53am On Jul 08, 2014
tpia5: well, i am sorry for you and your ilk.

lord have mercy.
Reserve your sympathies for manipulative ladies who want all the girlfriend privileges from a guy but don't want to date the guy.
RomanceRe: A Thread For Guys In The Friend-zone. by Chaleeee: 10:48am On Jul 08, 2014
Friendzone is the worst thing to happen to a man. I was almost zoned but I as a sharp guy, I rescued myself.

Ask me how?

I ask her out despite the closeness. She was like you are my best friend and all. It will ruin our friendship. It won't work.... but I kept pestering her until she gave in. it didn't work out anyway but I broke the friendzone jinx.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS! APC Turns Ife Rally To A Blood Bath! :o by Chaleeee: 9:42am On Jul 08, 2014
Zionope: I am not saying dey did not clash but try read d original post again, d clash in my area was because d pdp guys tried to block d apc team 4rm campaining in a particular street but not because they shouted APC and no one answered. Ok tell me where d vehicles were burnt.
They vandalized cars at Ita-Akogun and Gbodo area. The pple at the hospital are PDP members. Does this mean that APC campaigners carried machetes and guns during the rally?
EducationRe: Hnd And B.sc Are Now Equal? by Chaleeee: 8:11am On Jul 08, 2014
A diploma is not a degree. Check the meaning to both words in the dictionary.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS! APC Turns Ife Rally To A Blood Bath! :o by Chaleeee: 8:09am On Jul 08, 2014
Zionope: This pple can lie, I reside in Ile-Ife; and dis is far from d truth.
I reside in Ife too. My neighbor came back home last night bragging how his party "dealt with PDP" in Ife East that evening. There are 2 men at the Adult Emergency Ward of OAUTHC as at this morning.

Don't ask me for pictures of the unfortunate men....its simply ugly.... even doctors are on strike. make their case pathetic.
PoliticsRe: AREGBESOLA Caricature by Chaleeee: 6:20pm On Jul 04, 2014
CelebritiesRe: Lil Miss Miss Premieres “gidi Girl Twerk” See Promo Photos by Chaleeee: 12:11pm On Jul 02, 2014
Ms_Steph: It is not fun to watch short girls twerk it is a horrible sight. That aside I like her pictures tho
You are way too mean.... Hahahahaha

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