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lalaboi: Just not having that luck in the H2h. lost by 2 points. #sigh

Story
Otu oshi
When am I playing you make I collect awoof points.

elampiro: I just saw a very quality match. That was really a massive game.

Joe Hart and Zabeleta spoilt it at the end.

Hart: How can a keeper run out of his box when his defender had a 60/40 advantage? Perhaps Hart thought Torres would out pace Zabeleta to the ball. That was a nonsense move. Zab also could have change his mind when he realised his keeper was out.

Chelsea has been given a massive boost for the title run. They got a draw in Old Trafford and now a win over City.

Are you sure you watched the match?

Okay I'm in

I think our attacking players Bailed us out yesterday...I still think we are very slow in our transition and we are probably the worst team in the league without the ball.

We do not press and there is no urgency in getting the ball back. We will get punished in Europe for this.
Certain pattern of play is amiss in our structure and we need to do something about it fast.
Tactically, we are still not efficient enough, I asked a question a few days ago about who's job was to replace Rene as our technical coach and it seems that we are lacking in that department.

It clearly can not be Phil Neville, surely can't be Giggs. Montelik said the position is void and I think I tend to agree with him.
That coaching role is a specialist position and we should get someone adequate to fill that gap ASAP

[quote author=sweet-tease]Am doing okay! My exam is starting on the 6th of nov so no messing around for me. [/quote]Go and read jor

Still not impressed with the quality of our play.
Seems like we are just smudging the cracks that will eventually split open very soon.
Anyways the 3 points was crucial.

I have no confidence in this team anymore

I'm just tired mehn

This is my week....no doubt

dademola: Abeg wich kind of table soccer?? Shey na d one wey dem dey use bottle tops of coke, fanta etc as players??

Only elampiro has watched table soccer at the olympics before

luxanne: There, reason why you were impeached, quite justified, lol.

Yeah, we rock like that

I guess this means, we can do to you as we like and not get banned

Haha, you want to do me?
You can't do anyhow o, I am part of the PDP movement on this forum.
Even Obinoscopy can not misbehave

luxanne: Lol...hello y'all.



Aww, really?

But it's wrong you weren't notified about it, maybe you are most needed in the sport's section, what do I know, lol.

I'm not really surprised...I neglected this section for a long while. (it went dead)
At a point I totally forgot I was a mod here.

Nice to see you guys spicing it up again

lorretta u: maybe he's the real father.cos I can't see a normal man sleeping with a married pregnant woman.

As for the wife,I don't understand how this isn't disgusting to her.pregnant for one man and forking another.Ewww!

I feel for the poor husband. He must be feeling terribly betrayed.

Even thought the picture ish doesn't help matters at all.

Exactly...that is madness

Obinoscopy: Oh, you're just finding out?

Well I had no hand in your impeachment O.

No problem, just make sure you continue where I left.
If Lalaboi messes up just let me know

Tgirl4real: U came out of ur box today se?

Come n debate o.

The only debate here should be what colour and style funkybaby's aso ebi will be.

[size=4pt]Debate? Where?[/size]

luxanne: Sports section is this way <-------------------

LMAO...you know what, I've just realised I've been impeached as the honourable moderator of this section.
I was not even notified.
Obinoscopy, this is your handiwork....enemies

Where is my olori?

Amefrica: bad man things.. you are VERY VERY right..

She recorded a video of herself yesterday in the bathroom and sent it to me. The video was more or less a p*orn only that no guy was there with her.. She was ma-st-ur-ba-ti-ng herself, screaming my name ".............pls come, I want you now."

The Video lasted for about 20 minutes, she recorded it till she climaxed n I noticed the phone fell off facing the tub. She couldn't hold nor do anything.. She stood up, made the air kiss n stopped. I watched it and was like wtf.

I'm now overprotective of my phone, so the video doesn't leak.. She seems devilish, I still don't understand why she does all these. I didn't say I was rich, I would have said maybe cuz of money.. I asked why she sent the video and she said she loves me n wanted me so bad, so she became Hot and didn't want to cheat by going to anoda guy, so she had to please herself. Ugh!!

The video was so disgusting ewwwwww!! *spits*

You've not met but she loves you?
Wise up

Tabelachizza: Very Resistible,none is a turn-on 4 me

So what turns you on?

Cheating whilst pregnant.
What kind of konji is that?
People have mind sha

funkybaby: KSA is fully booked till 2017. so any "lagbo lagbo" is on hold till then.

An after party ain't no party without KSA performing life.....all night.

When the Awujale of the great Ijebu land is talking?
2017 is fine by me...are you ready to bear me 8 kids (minimum)?
You must be fertile

luxanne: And you are?

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Last person to post

The moderator

funkybaby: Yes oh.

My favourite part is the after party that holds after the Mrs has been brought to the groom's family house.

Well, this is your chance to experience it first hand.
You will not be disappointed

Idowuogbo: Hahahahha... I'm blessed mama! Don't gerrit twisted. Batty of life! Apoji aje aka ERUdolapo lomo.

Beeni ti e ri
I can confirm this.

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[quote author=isale_gan2]

My grandpa was a Hausa-looking tall Yoruba guy with flat-bum (at least I think so; kinda not appropriate to look sha ). My dad I think has a sizeable bum, from his mum's side. My mum has a little bum. Me, I have a big ol' butt! [/quote]How can we verify this?

booqee: thanks funkybaby. So when's the 'wedding' taking place, i'm sure everythings ready except the name of the groom.

The groom is ready. I am the groom
Coogar is my best man

Ojude Oba will be nothing compared to our wedding fiesta

stillwater: Lol. Afam abeg no make me laugh.

@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

Do squats

funkybaby: what's your postcode, lemme check it out on google map

For security reasons, I can not reveal my full post code but it starts with 'DA'
Let me ginger you with my royal status.

coogar: #bigboytingz....
chamotex, help me speak to your uncle. that contract to supply SUVs for all the chiefs. i need that contract, biko.

This is minor stuffs...my uncle can do bigger than this.

funkybaby: Welcome to the party

#aso-ebi-list-updated

Don't worry baby...pass the list to me when it is finalised.
My uncle will sort it out

Powell impressing at Wigan

[quote author=isale_gan2]Sorry to interrupt, but. . .

[size=14pt]OAM4J[/size] is from 2 - count 'em, TWO - royal houses! Descendant of Ijebu royalty and Kin to Oba Eko. I hear he might even be in line for the Lagos throne, after Rilwan Akiolu. Eko o ni ba je o.

Chamotex sounds like kitchen cleaning product. No offense. [/quote]Mogbe!
Forget what the name sounds like.
Let her come and see what my palace looks like and what my wallet feels like.
OAM4J is not royal material because I am...and we are not related.
Please don't spoil my market.

coogar: let me run out of this thread before thunder strikes you dead with your blasphemy.

Leave her, I don't want to be violent

funkybaby: Are you ijebu too

I'm taking roll call. So I will know who and who to sell my aso-ebi to when OAM4J or Chamotex pays my owo ori

Don't mind jay bee, he is not an ijebu man
He just wants a piece of the ijebu cake.
chamotex is the man for you...omo anikilaya