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I'm hooked

JoeGaruba:
Nice try. I'd still keep my day job if I were you. Voice training could help.

Dude go and sit down.
Who told you anyone wanna leave their day job for anything.
This is just for fun . . . and if you cant handle that . . . . . . . . . . go to bed.

Some people take things too serious.

eldee:
Did they take him?? I heard he's been expelled from Covenant, Greenwich, UNILAG and Brunel.
Infact, he's going to try Harvard next.

The only realistic option left for that boy is Apprenticeship

Eldee, ahn ahn . . . you and I know that was Chic2pimp
He's been kicked out of Brunel . . . . he's now attempting to apply at Kingston

Eldee, I don't have your time oooo
Im handling some business right now . . . I'll be back for you

googles:
you are on my mind. . . . datz your permanent space now, my mind  

Thanks baybee

FL Gators:
Before I go, can someone describe what causes penile eja.cula.tion?

Eldee is right, I cant tell you.
Never done anything like that before . . . .  What is it anyway? Sounds like the name of an ice-cream company

Eldee, may Sango Olukoso Ajakaiye fire your keuboard.
No more Shenika for you

Thanks Eldee, I owe you Shenika
She just moved in down the street a few days ago.

FL Gators:
@eldee
Oh no wonder he calls my twins MONSTER'S BALLS. Ive always wondered.

Because they look like GORODOME

Ibime:
How can I kick myself out of the league when Im the administrator?

Thats like kicking the heart out of the body, or the foundation out of the house.

Nigga, I AM the league.

Ibime, u scared??
Okay okay, another bet.

If I WIN, you'll take me to Palm Beach to chop Nkwobi . . . . . .5 plates

Eldee, do ur bro a favour.
Help me open another thread for this please . . . . I'm kinda busy at the mo

Well Eldee, at least I've got highlights . . . . . you dont even have lowlights . . . . . just BLACKOUT
Imma start a campaign for you . . . .LIGHT UP ELDEE

Thanks Eldee
Ibime can't respond

I mean what I say.


Ibime, the loser get kicked out straight up . . . . . . NO STORY!!!!
ARE YOU GAME?

Afterall, Chamo should be 3 awoof point innit

Locking this thread in a bit . . . . yeah thats whats on my mind

dayokanu:
Ibime, Na small boy chamo you dey flex ya muscle with. CHamo cant win a match in this league.

Ask Cristalz

Ibime:
@ Chamo,

Whats your plan for this weekend. . . . am warning you to stand down or get smacked down. . .

Are you my next victim?
You go woundjure.

I'm categorically saying it now that If I lose to you . . . . . . you ahve the right to kick me out of the league BUT only if you agree to kick yourself out of the league if you lose though.  

DEAL? _{Are you brave enough?}

Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?

Hehe

DK, e be like say your market dey sell well well.
Congrats.

I praise You My Saviour

bgees:
forget that one bros. this is rapping, not gangbanging.

What are you on about?
I was making reference to something Eldee said earlier about Ice Cube not being in the hood anymore.

watch it here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-423820.224.html#msg5851075

ikamefa:
i wanna see!

i wanna see!

i wanna see!

i wanna see!

Just go to bed jejely and dont have nightmares.
I'm warning you o.

ayettymama:
this is the BEST video in music history!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yomQw30-To&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"[/flash]

All this nicca need is a flipping clock round his neck and him screaming out loud "Flavor Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvv"
And thats it.

ikamefa:
ok i cant fit to see the youtube video oh

and am sure as hell, aint gon register on you tube

@ topic oya repost the video

and lets see what all this hulabaloo is all about

Trust me, you don't wanna see it.

I don't know if I should be saying this but mine is not really embarrassing but a LUCKY ESCAPE

I've never really had any major problem approaching babes.
So I went to 9ja on holiday for Christmas years ago and I saw this chick around my area, and me being me, It was only right at that moment not to let the chance go by. Well, so I thought.

It was around 6pm in the evening and it was getting dark, so as I was approaching her from behind, she turned around swiftly and started shouting "Thief! thief!!!!thief!!!". It was very loud that I had to start running just to get away from her.

To my biggest surprise, as I pulled up to the junction of the street, I saw 3 men pursuing me thinking I was a real thief.
I was sooo scared that I carried on running cos I just panicked. And then I started hearing someone screaming ''tyre! tyre!! tyre!!!''. (As in they should get a tyre to put round my neck). That was when I stopped because it could get worse if I carried on running.

Luckily for me, it was around my area where we lived, so there was one man that recognised me even though I didn't know the man that well and explained to the small gathering that I wasn't a thief that I'm the son of Mr ------- that lived down the street.

They asked why then was I running and I had to explain . . . . . . maynee, it was one of the scariest moments of my life.
I later found out the girl was mugged some weeks before in that area and thats why she had a panic attack.

So guys be careful when you are approaching a babe in the dark from behind.

Eldee,

Does Jay-Z still stay in the hood?
Does 50 still stay in the hood?
Has Kanye ever been in the hood?

Apart from the shambolic music and cheap video, the ikebe itself is just disgusting and appalling. *pukes on the pc*
Like wtf

Seems like there's a party going on here

^^^^ Ok no yawa

Sooner or later this gathering will turn to a n,ude party

ElRazur, Krayola

Can I jump on that track?
Mon gbadun e

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=374223.msg5849890#msg5849890 date=1270674464]Hehehe Utd wan ti gon pa. . . .

Arabakaba cham cham icham cham cham cham omoge je kin sangolowangolo free me! Thats Terry G for How Market?[/quote] You are highly mad