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lovinboi:
its ma x girlfriend, she was the one who dumbed me 3yrs ago buh started calling me since december(i dunno were she got ma number).
she invited hasef to ma crib 2weeks ago n was flirtin heavily wiv me, i was still burnt from d dumpin so i locked up!!!, she also told me dat she has broken-up wiv a BF n she is single, she asked abt my relationship and i told ha dat i dnt have ani(d truth)
today she came over n continued ha wahala, buh i tort we still ha da spark, wen i told ha i felt like kissin ha, she refused, telling me only ha BF can do dat, lol, havent i made a fool of masef? and plz, what the hell is she doing coz i fink am now confused!!!!!! she is still on ma bed sleepin!!!kai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11help me ladies n players,

Personally, I never ask or tell a girl I wanna kiss her.
You are old enough to know when its right to do so. Reading her body language will help.
Then again every man is different.


P.S - If in doubt, dont do it ooo or be ready for the consequences

y me:
is it just me or the fall in love music video of dbanj really sucks

Where did you watch the video?

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=410414.msg5660364#msg5660364 date=1268172126]ohhh laaawwwrrrrrdddd! !  [/quote]What seems to be the problem here?

That booty is disgusting abeg

dayokanu:
There is still a second half I guess

What's there to guess?
Dk has lost hope already . . . . O ma se o

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=409144.msg5659894#msg5659894 date=1268167202]Una still dey hia? [/quote]Sharrap wetin u find come here . . . .u came to have a sneak peak abi?

Secretz:
Yes, you will win.

@poster

Are you in Jail?

@Eldee
Come on dont expose me like that.
You are lying

chic2pimp:
May Amadioha Impregnate the both of you with Octuplets!!!

May Sango Olukoso Ajakaiye bomblast your keyboard

eldee:
@Chamo
Where's yours??

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-409194.32.html#msg5643990

and dont forget this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-409194.32.html#msg5644544

and

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-409194.64.html#msg5644991

illusion2:
1. Physically attractive
2.At least an alert size 36DD
3.Homely-some one you can take home to mama
4.Luscious & well groomed pubic hair
5.Max 2 previous entrants
6.Career etc

[b]Dats al[/b]l !

Dude, you cant say 'etc' and then say 'thats all'

Secretz:
lol. HI FIve me ma!  

Don't hi 5 Tope abeg

platinumnk:
I hope shes ok, we havent heard from her

Forget about her . . .shes on Cloud 9 Level 4 right now

;d ;d

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[size=50pt]NO!!![/size]

platinumnk:
and wankin.  

with Durex lubes

platinumnk:
Now where is this girl? when i remove it she will cry again!  


or maybe she has fainted  

Thats why she hasnt responded . . . . . .shes prolly tryin 2 save it on her desktop

Secretz:
Ive seen that pic on FB, exposing peeps and all. That's just renk.

That was chic2pimp. He got nabbed back then in school.

Pweety4me:
_{@Chamo wat the hell do u have on your profile?}

y did u go there in d first place? ehn. What does it look like?
Its just one of those things

Spanishfly:
Did u post his pic for 2 mins? I missed it Please post it again, wanna see it

Girl is pissed

follypimpi:

Of cuz not now u knw how we do now chamo chamo !!!

Ma koba mi jor . . . . . I don't know how we do ooo
You are a [i]P[/i]imp . . . .I'm not

follypimpi:
Thus is my Order

1) Beauty ( Cute face,nice lips,cute round bootey(Big Bootey a bonus),broadhips,thick body(inbetween Lepa Or Orobo))
2) Traditional/Homely
3) Career Potential
4) Intelligence
5) Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness ( [b]Moderate cos the competition [/b]wld be too high btw her and moi tho wont mind if she can dress more than me tho.)
6) Virginity/Low Sexual Experience ( I don't see my self settling down with a virgin or low sexual experience,the intimacy must be intresting)

u dey fear?

Shikera bam bam shakara tura n ma nsayana fra naka na free me
Parakanam pan kini tan pa ra bram drammmm ni i ki atana mpam free me now

Terry G - Testing Microphone

I'm disappointed in some so called football fan on this section

How can a football fan say Zidane is Over-rated?

This thread should be in th recycle bin

doyin13:
Considering how well United have fared this season
after two major exits. . .

I find it strange Darren Fletcher hasn't got more praise
for his performances.

I don't particularly care for his game, but he has proved
quite effective. Breaks up play very well, decent passer
and crucially, tries to join the attack as often as possible.

I also know many don't care for Carrick either. But this
boy has to be one of the most underrated midfielders
anywhere. I have seen so many last ditch tackles, long
and short range passes to see how good the chappie is.

Just giving honour to those whom it is due.

Spot on!

@topic

Proto - My Guyz Dem

I run this s[/i]hit Im Obama, u niggaz is Biden and Imma terrorize dem

[i]Big dreamz, we hustle to realise dem
D game been dirty so its time to sterilize dem

@Crackles, your a wasteman

Rhymstein:
Eldee wot did i tell u,most r jst too d**b to decipher wordplay.u see now.dat rubbish dat da prince uttered made sense to this chick.SMH

No need to be rude dude

That could be her fav line innit?

The only thing not right with the post was the 'an artist that makes sense' comment.
It didn't really make that much sense to be honest.

Thread says 'Fav Lines' not 'Dope Lines'

I like 'it'

That was Lalaboi in my profile