₦airaland Forum

naijacutee:
Thanks for this opportunity - it will certainly help a lot of young, brilliant ideas who have no funds to follow them through. Would you also be willing to sign a non-disclosure agreement so that if the entrepreneurs sending you their business plans have any reason to believe that their idea has been unduly implemented, they are protected by law, and  can take it up legally?

Smart comment . . . . they might even steal the idea and deem it non-viable.

Kolo Toure no sabi

1) Virginity/Low Sexual Experience (I wanna be the one to teach her all the kinky stuffs. You know, like an apprentice, mould her into what I want)

2) Traditional/Homely (I've got this thing for girls that can cook or just watching them cook in the kitchen e.g. watching a girl pound yam . . . .oooooh turns me on)

3) Beauty ( nice perky chesticles . . . please no saggage + big round onion shaped juicy booties . . . seriously no pancakes)

4) Intelligence (Strictly no dullards or boring conversationalist)

5) Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness (Nice sexy dresser with style and please if you cant wear heels, stick to flat soled shoes and stop crip walking like Snoop dogg)

6) Career Potential (Be ambitious . . . simple)

Imperative

Lord I praise Thee

googles:
[size=13pt]yea good times
each time i remember. . . . . i go
you are the best [/size]

There is more from where that came from you know
As long as you continue to be the good girl that you are

googles:
[size=13pt]we will use nylon na
like we did last xmas [/size]

Good times eh

googles:
[size=13pt]ehn ehn o mr moderator ban him jor  

chamotex your condoms emm emm okay oblong stole them o [/size]

For who what?

So what are we gon use?

ifedy:
Do you understand that  

I was surprised myself

Googles, where are my condoms?

OBLONG:
Madlady---- mo fe do e  

O fe dobo lori thread mi?
Mo ma BAN e straight up ni.
Onisekuse.

Those were not kisses jor.

It was

Sagamite, so you've opened this and you didn't tell me? Mcheew

:-x :-x

Its ok

Ma binu

Me tot it was the other way round

H2O2:
Yea bet you used to love the way she used to suck it and fu''ck it.

pls, i thought you were a virgin 

I didn't penetrate

Cos theres no reason to

chinesedoll:
Is that you on your profile?

Any problem? [size=2pt]whats wrong wiv having a quickie at lunch time, sch can be stressful u know[/size]

What seems to be the problem here?

lalaboi:


Chamo. . . nice one mate!

I dey I dey

Dont cry

Take a guess baybee

After you abandoned me abi

ibkaye:
no you're not

Sharrap!!!

H2O2:
No retreat no surrender.

That film was baaaaaaad!!!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]Nigeria, duh!!![/color]

Duh!! Cos Nigeria is a state aswell . . . . . . . "A failed state"

Anyways I'm from South West

Sagamite, can we have the female version of this?

I've got a confession

Owen was never signed to be a regular starter anyway.
I bet Rooney's form was a setback for him.

I know Scholes broke a lot of hearts when that ball hit the back of the net.
Some haters have probably taken Calamine lotion

rasputinn:
Lucky scummies,you escaped today,will you tommorow?

Go and sit down
2mrw is Sunday

HNIC:
I am not contradicting myself
Owen has been on the bench because he has been piss poor, not injuries.

Nah Owen has been on the bench due to Rooney's form and the fact that we played with a lone striker many times this season.