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y me:
that is why you are my boo

emmydee:
If your talking about a girl u can marry. then mine goes thus:

Virginity / no low any thing. pure virgin.


The society lacks values today cos men still accept harlots as wifes cos of economic status and greed. A wife is supposed to be a virgin to her husband. I mean, there seems to be no bases for trust if your wife was not a virgin by d time u marry her. Thats my take.

See your mouth like Vagine
But you are out there dis-virgining other untouched ones abi.
Gerrout!!!

y me:
ain't mad at ya baby
but i sure will if you step on my fine toes again

uniqlo:
@ this rate we'll be 100 pgs on and in the year 2012, just planning for a night out! Up nairalanders

Put your own suggestion forward now?

wengewenge:
so it is t-mac the flute man u dey talk sef, i think say na new rapper sef, no be former pman presido, and wtf is pontius pirate or whatever

If you dont know that then you need to go back to Sunday School lessons mehn!

eldee:
I know Baba Seun maynne, the guy that walked with a limp . . . we had a PS One at home but that was just for training.
You were considered an otu in school till you trashed people over there.

Four games and one free game . . . if you lost three, the whole class go laugh you die

Yes that is Baba Seun, just outside the front gate.
We were regular customers . . . He would kick the people that were already there out when we entered cos He knew we were spending big.
We saved all our money at break for that.

Remember BUSH CANTEEN?  Good times mehn.

eldee:
Akoji was my cousin . . . he's in the US now.
Gideon maynne . . . all man hate that guy for my set. He used to smoosh all the girls in our class.

Ezeyin flogged me once, my aunt was a teacher.
She reported me to him for not doing homework . . . the guy 'disciplined' me

Yeah I know him, we never really spoke or anything like that but he was lil notorious back then.
I think he was the set above us.

Ezeyin was known for his whippin back then. You cant chest it.
He took me to the staff room one time for doing 'names of ballers' if u know that game.
He flogged me mercilessly

y me:
thunder fire that ya laptop
if you dont leave there right now it will turn that ya wave to dada too
meanwhile not my attribute o

Hmmn feisty
Sagamite, please can I add 'Feisty' to my list . . . .It turns me on

tkb417:
lol, who be dt?

You don't know Hon. Obahiagbon himself?

okay check this out . . .
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and
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-408901.0.html

Blimey!! That was some explosive ish

y me:
Traditional/Homely values
Beauty
Virginity/Low Sexual Experience
Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness
Intelligence
Career Potential

she must be damn fine

Are you listing your own attributes or you are applying for a vacancy?

tkb417:
we could have won 3-1 on their turf with the whole san siro behind them and their spirit very high - (we didnt have Vida also)

now we are gonna be at OT with the ever vociferous crowd behind us, Vida and RIO back in front of VDS; how on earth are they gonna beat us?

God help us Rooney plays, the game shd end 3-1 in our favour

they have got no chance in hell to advance to the next round

Are you Obahiagbon in disguise?

Jarus:
If he had picked up Poly JAMB form as advised then, he would be nearing finishing now.

I hope he took to our 'couragement'


This thread could have gotten me sacked from my place of work two years ago, with the way I laughed

No thread on NL has ever made me laugh like this till date.

There is no contest here abeg

[i]R[/i]ape kiss

Tongue kiss

lalaboi:
Lasgidi state of mind!

Part 1 - Ketu side of life

off to the game centre at 1pm. Claiming champion until around 4pm
peeps spending pocket money wey der pops give them
Dem never chop. . . Still they loose their dough when we play tekken

*u see your life?*

Omo the money I spent on game centre . . . I coulda bought a house by now even though I had SEGA and Nintendo at home.
Baba Seun was the man's name.

Slap then kiss to make up

I hope y'all know I've already banned 1616 people on this section. And as I'm the honourable mod of this section, I wont hesitate to ban the 1617th person that do not follow my rules.

neither

Happy Birthday . . . so how does it feel to be 58 at last?

eldee:
Oh poo!!! Then you must know Akoji and Gideon . . .

Zobo Joint was ours . . . we own that place.
Did you know Maha and Ezeyin??

Fkiiiiiiin hellll!!! Eldee!!!

Akoji Ajibogwu, Gideon Essien? Gideon is in Manchester now.
Corpral Maha . . . crazy dude
Ezeyin was my English teacher . . . . He was the one that flogged me most througout my duration in that school.

So you must know Kike the? She gives us free zobo when boys are broke?
Did you ever play football in the cage with us?

eldee:
Are you serious?? I went to AFSS too for some time!!!
Lived in the Officers Quarters. . . two streets from zobo joint
Oh ma dayzzzzzz. . . what set were you??

Are you fking kidding me? You knew Zobo joint??
That was our temporary residence during school hours

I left in 2001, SS1 or 2 I think.
I started JSS1 there in 1996.

That was even my Primary School sef . . . . Blimey!

eldee:
Blood of a slave, heart of a king!!!

Eldee, that intro was fire . . . . . . it coulda been a single on its own. And the beat?


My fav lines on it . . . .


I crawled up out of that grave, wiping the dirt, cleaning my shirt
They thought I'll make another "Illmatic"


The feature opens with this young black child
Finger scratch, cigarette burns on the sofa, turning the TV down
Mary Jane girls, 45's playing, soft in the background
Poof from C-Town's mornings was hash browns
Stepped over dope fiends, walking out the door, all of us poor
I learned the difference between the snitches, the real ones, and who's soft
And the murderous, hungriest crews
People jumping from roofs, shotguns pumping made it through my youth
Walking very thin lines, ages seven and nine
That's the age I was on my album cover, this is the rebirth
I know the streets thirst water like Moses
Walking through the hot desert searching to be free
This is my end and my new beginning Nostalgia
Alpha and Omega places, it's like a glitch in the matrix


You know what the whole fking line in the song was dope.
Fiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! What happened to the 'Stillmatic & Illmatic' Nas?

Lemme go listen to that track again . . . . it's been a while

nana:
Chamo,Try www.stagevu.com

Thanks nana

eldee:
@sinistyle

Are you taking Ladipo, Sognle and PWD . . . lived there for sum time

Where in PWD?
I went to school in PWD.
AFSS

tkb417:
very risky Chamo

if he scales tru, thats a new addition to the team

Carrick, Hargo, Fletcher will be badder than essien, ballack, Lampard

TKB, thats the major problem with long-term injuries.
Coming back can result in further minor injuries like calf and groin strains due to the long lay off.

Lets just keep our fingers crossed.
My only worry is that its a derby. Even though its a ressie match, the hatred filter down to these young lads in the youth team.

Man Utd vs Man City at any level is always an emotional game for these lads. It's always bloody.

Hargo has finally been training with the first team for some weeks now
If all goes well on Thursday and he comes through the reserve match unscathed with other reserve games pencilled in for the rest of March.

We should see Hargo back in the squad by April if not before.

I just hope there are no setbacks. For someone who hasn't played for over 18 months  . . . it's very risky.

I think he might start on the bench