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[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=187038.msg3594442#msg3594442 date=1237004072]TOYOSI
Dayokanu 
Chamotex 
MissyB    [/quote]i loffs you like my mother

_{you are still missing me after all the banter and hanky panky we've made today. u're never satisfied. I don tire 4 u}

TOYOSI20:
Or else what??

kilode . . . . . wetin i do you now?
Sissy warn her o

TOYOSI20:
Or else what??

I like scaring boyz!!

boys? *sigh of relief*
Thank God I'm a full grown man

Ofaka, you got owned on this man.

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=100345.msg3594414#msg3594414 date=1237003256]i dnt want to have to make app. with a doc so as to restore ur sight, so stop b b4 ur eyes pop out [/quote]I like it _{like that}

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=246489.msg3594401#msg3594401 date=1237003038]chamo left high school at age 20 and half,so there is no way he'll be a graduate by now,he still has about 10 more years to go,u know d guys olodo knows no rival,so hes bound to reist and repeat every year


its not rare jare,i was thru with my first degree at dat time [/quote]u be winch? how u take know?
I go report you and Ebony to moderator o

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594406#msg3594406 date=1237003151]Wow, that means I'd be done by age 27 yippe
rotflmao [/quote]What are you talking about? You are already 28

TOYOSI20:
Whatever. . . . .

_{take ur time o}

doyin13:
=))

Na which time Snoop Dogg open university

Ko le dunmi fun e . . . when your mates were going to school, u were on the streets rolling tyres up and down with coat hangers

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594365#msg3594365 date=1237002044]at 21, how did you do it?[/quote]What are you talking about? I don't know about how y'all do it in America but over here, that's exactly how it is.

If you start Uni at the age of 18 for 3 years . . . . Ebony do the maths? _olodo

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=100345.msg3594380#msg3594380 date=1237002395]i like Chamotex [/quote]

If there's one thing females should know . . . . . DO NOT TAMPER WITH A MAN'S TESTICLE!

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594348#msg3594348 date=1237001460]All these small boys wey suppose to be reading Biology and chemistry [/quote]Bio what?? Pleeaaaaasssssseeeeeee!!! I'm a Graduate.

And why would somebody do that? That is barbaric!

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594333#msg3594333 date=1237001023]Chamotex, do you ever think about anything other than boobs and bootey?[/quote]errmmmm . . . . . . . .NOPE!!!!

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594333#msg3594333 date=1237001023]Atleast you better pass Doyin13[/quote]Thank you. That's one of the biggest compliment I've received on this forum.

doyin13:
@poster

If you are aware the ex in question is more beautiful than you are. . .then of course he is cheating on you.

Only a mad man will stay with a relatively wowo girl

o ma se o *shakes head ferociously*

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=246489.msg3594311#msg3594311 date=1237000580]what i will never allow in dis life,is to allow some woman wt boobs and ass like me,to intimidate me or my emotions,i'd rather intimidate her[/quote]But sizes vary o. For example, there's no way you could intimidate Tope Or Ebony with boobs. That one I can vouch. You're going to have to intimidate ina nother way o.

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=246489.msg3594283#msg3594283 date=1237000029]more like her bf once had a lover,they r no more togeda,he claims he still has feelings for her but loves his present girl more,he gives his present babe attention and she said hes caring and loving,now d poster is confused,she wants to know if she will run or stay ind relationship.

now ebony is telling her to dump his ass,danke is tellin her to talk to the guy first about it[/quote]Ebony is cold-hearted. She could dump a man if he looks at another woman. Just ask David

davidylan:
Every male will still have residual feelings for their ex. Doesnt mean we'll hump them tomorrow. There's always something in a woman that attracted you in the first place that you never forget. If you both broke up by mutual consent it makes things even worse.
You cant erase it no matter how hard you try, the fact that the guy is with you shld end the story. Work on making urself the girl he will do anything to keep. Finito. No more argument.

For your mind, you have said something wise abi?

True talk sha.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246489.msg3594270#msg3594270 date=1236999693]Poster thinks her bf will leaver her for his ex whom he still loves.

Danke wants her to stick with him, I think otherwise.[/quote]Okay thanks.

I think the keyword here is "THINK". Maybe she is insecure or she just doesn't trust him.
Why should she leave just because she thinks her bf will leave her?
I don't believe that's emough reason tho but maybe I'm wrong.

The topic is too long for me to read. Can someone pls summarize?

Ibime:
My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/

My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
F**k murdering the mic, I'd rather make hits(heat) and kill beats
I'm the most valuable MC, the matador, king of the V.I.P
Make fake asses R.I.P, haters keep hating cuzz they just an R.S.V.P
Wanna be on my guest list? Sorry this habitat aint for the weak links
U're better of playing with ur Love Machine or go seat on a huge di.ck
The tenacious battler/handle so much BEEF, even COWS wanna battle me
Majestically flowing flawless, crushing you up like a crumb on ma seat
I'm RED HOT like CHILLI PEPPERS, come against me at your own risk
Got enough bars in my ammo to last my whole generation, dude im so sick
A living testament to greatness/ I'll add a CAPITAL to ur PUNISHMENT
Imma wrap this up like Easter presents then send it to all NL residents

_{this place is dying slowly, lets try n bring it back}

tope2000:
i love it when a man hold me tight unexpectedly

even if a mad man grabbed you unexpectedly, u would still love it.

Treetop20:
what is wrong with making love to
the fanny with your lips? seriously?

Nothing's wrong with it bro . . . . . . . . . . every man wiv his style innit

DaPhoenix:
If your woman can give you head, I don't see why you shouldn't do the same to her.

I'm not very forcy, If I don't get head I'm still good to go.

But she's addicted to my dickonizer . . . . she grabs it at will.

@ topic

I love it when a woman wears C-String

tope2000:
B4 nkan??
Isnt that part of pre-intimacy

*shakes head ferociously*

@topic
I love it when a woman can do the 'splits'

[quote author=amebo no1. link=topic=246880.msg3588279#msg3588279 date=1236905900]why?is her downtown not rich in nutrients? [/quote]It depends what nutrients we're talking about.

I prefer to spray 'Akamu' in that region.

tope2000:
Try sayin that to chamo or brash.
I pity their wives

Okay Tope would you like ur man to go down on you?

Treetop20:
any 21st century man will ENJOY
going down there

singing: no no no no way, badman no suck pussy

TOYOSI20:
I hear u too darl, its so darn ridiculous, this whole skin color thing isn't going anywhere anytime soon, unfortunately!!

folks do it all the time, . . . .  . . . .they troop in and out of Cartier, Zales, Jared, Tiffany & Co and the likes, several times a day!!

a typical Saturday here is usually for window shopping esp. in these hard times, where peeps seriously weigh any sorta expenditure,

so it now has become a CRIME??

As if the whole credit crunch isn't enough now we have to watch our backs cos of our color!!

Its pathetic to say the least abeg!!

u dey vex?

afterall u're not black, you're yellow!

DeReloaded:
Teabagging involves having parts that arent on women so you like trannies  

I'm afraid he does

tope2000:
ride??

Why are you ladies acting like you don't ride di.cks _{do we have to spell it out}

I love it when a woman is good on the job

davidylan:
when i say "we" i didnt include you chamo. Purge your mind.

That's because I'll be smuggling up with Tope . . . . . . . She's got Manchester & Arsenal. I call it the best of both worlds

debosky:
Sharrap Brashy!  

Their lines are tight!!  

What about

Everybody dey call me number 10, cos I dey run like Okocha dey score like Ronaldinho  (Temptation)

lemme finish it for you.

Honey be good, no start wetin u no go fit finish, I nor be George Finidi  

tope2000:
sharap. . . . nonsense
just because vanessa doesnt wear weave. . . . shior

She's BALD