₦airaland Forum

If you'll be the nurse/doc, then i'll come

davidylan:
Well if you dont have a behind i hope you can compensate with a frontal assault that we can oogle while you dance?  

Who are the "we's"? . . . . . . . . . . I hope you are not looking to "Gang-assault" her

debosky:
Very few.  

When most of them do that, you get hit with a dangerous odour and then a hail of dandruff flakes  

With those stupid Ghana weaves

davidylan:
you dont have any behind so how do you do it? 

She doesn't have to use her behind all the time . . . . the attackers can compensate if she knows how to hit it.

debosky:
Bawo ni e de se yanju oro dayokanu ati ennyluv? Nje omo yen ti pada si ile oko re DK sha?

Ori Ennyluv ni DK wa bayi, tori e ni ko se le respond

I love Tope2000 shags

MrCrackles:
Common sense should prevail here, i mean why would any sane husband take the wifey to a joint?!

Bruv don't act like u've never taken ur missus to 'Tomi's Kitchen' for Deptford before or 'Aso Rock'

I don't some igbo but I know Debosky and MrCrackles does.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=246880.msg3587859#msg3587859 date=1236899889]https://i42.tinypic.com/k0lj4w.jpg
Too much! ah ahn, it's even bigger than mines [/quote]Yeah right!

patwhizkid:
Tranngirls, we are not sucking d.icks here, so don't interfere. Go and suck d.ick!!!

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=246880.msg3587798#msg3587798 date=1236899230]i dnt lift weight but i do go the gym [/quote]that doesn't count. I love a woman that can bang 140kg straight up.

Tope do you lift weights?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=128327.msg3587807#msg3587807 date=1236899309]Y? r u a member of deeper life [/quote]Crackles's got a drinking problem, so he's just being honest.
Doctor told him to check into rehab

Signed, Sealed & Delivered!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TGIRL!!

Hapi baedai

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=128327.msg3587768#msg3587768 date=1236898749]i knw! aint nothing wrong w/ it afterall who doesnt like pepper soup and beer on a sunny evening [/quote]Perfecto!!!
Are you the female version of me?? _weird

Kini Big Deal?

i love female weight-lifters

_{DaPhoenix and Sissy, are u one of em?}

Pataki:
I don't want to be seen as the devil's incarnate. Certain things cannot be shared just like that.

Are you trying to say you'll put the laws in your own hands

Well, the only one I know is 'YEMI MY LOVER'

Pataki:
Never been slapped. If it should happen to me, I do rather look for other means of showing my anger on her rather than slapping her back.


To possibly give her a kiss after the slapping, depends on the case scenario.

Bros, share the 'means' so we can all learn

I'll dust up my slippers and take to my heels _{she must be the crazy type}

MrCrackles:
I think he meant on a "Sausage"

Why not on a cucumber?

@ topic

I just love women

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=246880.msg3587608#msg3587608 date=1236896761]in a car or wot?[/quote]on a horse

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=246880.msg3587608#msg3587608 date=1236896761]i like it when a man shops and cooks with the girlfriend/wife in the kitchen. really fun![/quote]Please can you stop describing me. _{It was meant to be a secret}

@ Topic

I love it when a woman doesn't put on any underwear

I love it when a woman rides fast

nich:
who's behind u?

until u just enter come spoil show. pseew

we can do it now, there;s no one else around

Moyola:
uhmn!

Sum oda tym mahn!

Okay no prob, i'll be patient

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=226259.msg3587329#msg3587329 date=1236892168]I have told you guys repeatedly he is better than Rafael in 50 folds.
He is a dangerous weapon that would be unleashed soon on the PREM.
I saw him at the last under-17 and he was Brazil's highest scorer as a left back defender.[/quote]Yeah, the kid was scoring with set-pieces, headers, even with his right foot . . . . GENIUS!!!

Evra better watch out. Our future is so bright.

Man Utd reserves are currently raping Liverpool reserves. 2-1 at Halftime. Welbeck and Fabio.

Why does Fabio keep scoring from LB? Is he a striker in disguise?

I can't wait to marry Ibkaye

C'mon Ms Moyo

MrCrackles:
Wahala dey oooo!

I tell u, wetin Homos go cause for NL, Seun no go fit handle am