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I never run out of whipped cream

A peado's on the loose . . .

head shattering, steamy, hot, rough sex

:-x :-x :-x :-x

Sauron will get gassed up like Sprite, withdraw him from the limelight cuzz ma bars are tight
“Two wrongs don’t make a right”, so I got sprung on ice cuzz i'm twice as nice
Never been violent, got so much adrenalin to kick ass, dude my temple’s called Shaolin
Discharging all the violence wouldn’t move me; my bars are steel (still) like the strings on a violin
Call the medics the battleground’s about to get hectic, Sauron’s gon’ need high volumes of Anti-septic
Like the evolution of the matrix, my reloaded antics will supply you with chaotic death metrics
I can taste the sweetness of this victory, your flows lack fitness, and imma leave you defenceless
I’m so relentless, Chamotex will make you testify to his greatness, can I get a witness?
Hit you like a plank, make you shoot blanks cuzz this evidence proves you’re a waste of sperm
I aint got the time for ass bummers, it’s obvious you ride a d.ick better than you can rhyme
I rep the endz where ‘wastemans’ get buoyed & buoyed ‘mans’ end up at waste endz, for reala
So retreat the click and the trigger, Chamotex is slick and bigger, the thrilla in manila, you loser!
I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson
My lines are on point like a pencil, lyrics so technical and clinical with exquisite close control but I'm not Messi (messy)
My flows throw you Spears like(Britney), I don’t spare cats with a weak fea-ther-line (Federline)
Like Christmas presents, Sauron just got wrapped up, so who’s next up? Wana burst more pipelines



_{*drops the mic on the floor and walks off the stage with swag*}

yea im back son!

_{*grabs the mic from Crude*} "Yo dude that was tite still"

Check this out y'all . . . . . . . . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196592.msg3282937#msg3282937 date=1230588257]We would kill the Chavs. . . . . Evra should be back then, Rio would be back.
Scholesy, Rafael, Roon, Ron, Tev, Berbagol and Anderson.
We would get Scolari sacked.[/quote]If we cop 3 points there . . . . . . . . . . that would be a huge advantage


_{Yea, lets go battle on the other side hombre!}

The Chavs next at Old Trafford in the league . . . . . . . Bring it on!!!

HNIC:
and what trophy is presented for that ??
In December for  that matter

The 'pride' trophy

We mustn't get complacent now . . . . . . We need that second goal!

Park missed from 1 yard

Cristalz:
Is Berba on the pitch?

Yes!, busy putting the ball in the back of the net

Berbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Same old same

Fletcher needs to come off

Cristalz:
Fletcher has been more than off so far.  .  .misplaced passes and shots! If he doesn't get better he just might get subbed. They're trying to frustrate Ronaldo.

Gimme Scholesy ASAP!

Another missed chance

What a chance? Ronnnnnnnnnnny

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=196592.msg3282504#msg3282504 date=1230581395]Rooney shoulda let the ball roll to Park there. . . . . .
Jeez, that was a good chance,
Berbatov is class.[/quote]Ando and Nani aint even on the bench

Cristalz:
@Chamo

So O'Shea is now the only replacement we've got for Evra? Not good.

I'm afraid that's what we've got at the moment . . . . . . . Fabio just came back from a long-term injury.

@ Sauron

Just been there . . . . . . . . . nice draw

I'll drop my bars after this match!

Cristalz:
Where is everybody?

I'm here . . . . . . . Just got in.

No fear, you are not alone!!!

Cristalz:
O'Shea's playing.  .  .knew Rio's absence would bring him.

Good to see Rafael, Evans. Berba starts.

O'Shea is playing due to Evra;s absence not Rio's. . . . . . . He's been playing in the last few Prem games anyway

Story! Hit that bootay one time, wetin consign u with all this . . . . . . . . . . . .

na wa o . . . . some people will fall for anything in uniform

Where are ma 'peoples'?

dayokanu:
I want Aston villa, Everton and those minnows in the top 4 so that they can be easily picked out and eaten raw in the UCL.

But it's not gona happen tho . . . Arsenal are still getting that 4th spot.

busybein:
hehehehe so na me u dey call otele abi infact na ur own otele i resemble ,no worry if i change my id i go tell u,make u know,because i see say u too dey miss me anytime wey u no see me

merry xmas and a happy new year sweetie

u too dey flirt

davidylan:
Fundamental rule - be yourself.

all these long textbooks don't work for everyone.

u even get time to read that essay sef