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Romance › Re: Access Denied For The 5th Time by chamotex(m): 3:24am On Dec 24, 2008
weebay:
@ chamotex are u yur eyes faulty or something, can u not read the name of the posterhuh
huh huh huh undecided wot u talking about bro?

didn't u see me quote bigmodo?
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by chamotex(m): 3:18am On Dec 24, 2008
bluespice:
chamo!
iwo ni kan na lo le so be grin
nothin do us cheesy kiss kiss
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by chamotex(m): 3:18am On Dec 24, 2008
chika98:
Someone is giving away their secrets now huh grin
well, im just trying to help a brova out . . . . . the guy is desperate!! grin grin

or do u want him to scout then streets and hunt down innocent gurls with his "love portion". cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Access Denied For The 5th Time by chamotex(m): 3:14am On Dec 24, 2008
bigmodo:
U no dey do ur runs well. Use fast-trek technique and you will see that the girl would be all urs for real.
no be u dey find love portion for the other thread? cheesy cheesy

@ poster

try the 6th time cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by chamotex(m): 3:09am On Dec 24, 2008
bigmodo:
U be maga? I no dey mess p's. Na bobos wey no go fit toast girl dey go mess p's. As u see me, i be professional toaster.

@acidrop
I don try make i sleep but i no fit. Please say hi to daddy.
Bigmodo, e lo self-service! . . . e ma wa alrite grin grin grin grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 2:51am On Dec 24, 2008
kosi anybody to gba anybody, chamo is on a celibacy course until further notice cheesy grin
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by chamotex(m): 2:46am On Dec 24, 2008
Odomokunrin Farotika,

asiri yin ti tu . . . . . afefe ti fe, moti ri furo yin

sepe obinrin lewa wa si ori threadi yi, mo ma ni ki Seun ban yin for life ni.

Ebony te fe mu yen ju agbara yin lo o. E ti dagba ju fun gbogbo iru isekuse yen . . . . . e jawo nbe, e ma se ru e mo o.
Romance › Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chamotex(m): 2:27am On Dec 24, 2008
Pataki:
grin cheesy grin

Those seats are meant for you and I. grin Do not worry I also went viewing into your profile just before I went to view who is online. cheesy cheesy cheesy
which seat?? Bros, leave that agenda jor . . . . . cheesy grin
Romance › Re: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by chamotex(m): 1:30am On Dec 24, 2008
@ post

ask for the VIN number
Romance › Re: Guys Are Fools by chamotex(m): 1:22am On Dec 24, 2008
For your first post . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I feel very sorry for you!

What a dumb post . . . . . . Imagine!
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by chamotex(m): 1:16am On Dec 24, 2008
bigmodo:
Does anyone here know how i can make love potion for trapping girls? Also stuffs like touch and follow will also be appreciated. There's this girl that is proving stubborn to get. I need to fast forward this thing before another guy traps him before me.
Modo don vex cheesy

The guy is like "Fukc it, i need the easy route" grin grin

He is desperate and someone needs to help him out cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Whats Your Story? by chamotex(m): 12:54am On Dec 24, 2008
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Regardless of my confessions its difficult to forgive myself. . . .
Do I need help or should I place my life on the shelf??
I can dispose off all the lies, but the inside of em remain. . . .
Dang it, can't maintain the complaints when I'm tryin to explain
A circle of pain?? Not the best it’s a universe of death. . . .
We can be slowly diminishing even after one breath
I can't borrow the time, because my only power is mine
I only live one life and its always hatred and sorrow combined
Will God decline my shine, when i cross the thin line??
The war isn’t over til this tower is climbed
Fright has beaten me now i'm all wrapped up
I remember the time i was on the street. . . .
They thought i was going to get clapped up
I believe i do need help with all these words i spelt.
I'm not dropping and times, not stopping until i prove myself
This world reminds me of a dead end, everything has ended,
I’ve been transforming into someone else all this time i pretended
Been convicted of being addicted, i know the truth hurts,
All this commotion about devotion, i want to scroll into the future
They teach us that thugs are dummies and all they want is drugs and money.
But with all this hatred arriving i wonder does Jesus really love me??
Every word has a heart you can't laugh at one phrase,
I gotta re-gap my own way i feel like I'm trapped in a lone cage
I have to know where i shine, this path is no ones but mine
It’s hard to dream about dying when your life flash before ya eyes
The only friend i had was grandma and to her coffin i knelt
The pain is often, i felt and i don’t really love myself[/quote]That is some deep shiznit . . . . . it takes a deeper mind to understand that sh*t!

Respect!
Rap Battles › Re: Whats Your Story? by chamotex(m): 12:50am On Dec 24, 2008
This is my story y'all . . . . . . . . . . . true story!


People choose to pray prior to predicaments sustained
When the downpour pours, sainted holiness is claimed
Seems like everyday it rains, so everyday theres pain
Yet when theres sunshine why do we ignore his Holy name?
But I'm just as bad to blame guess its cause & effected
Thats why I write to clear my brain, because it affects it
Lord forgive me, I will change, its just these walls are infected
It's a dirty game, I must confess my affection
I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth
Take the time to read my lines, my rhymes are the proof
I contemplate my life and all the drama i been thru'
Its like my last pursuit
Theres been no help ensued
But truthfully that aint true
My inside bleeds blue but its not
It just proves red upon the time it hits the spot
Enemies are out there looking for a new plot
Chamotex deserves to have another shot
Meaning things aint what they seem, people change in an instance
Life is but a dream, your closest friends become distant
Seems like the only thing is keep "close" friends at a distance
But cant resist the Man upstairs thats been with me since exsistence . . . .
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 11:54pm On Dec 23, 2008
Moonstone:
Chamotex, you need to find you another woman. First it was smurf, she dragged herself away from you and now it's Missy B doing the same. What do you do to these girls?
*takes out journal*
I don't need nobody anymore . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I wana be by myself. . . . . . . . . just wana be celibate.

*i got a couple of secret wifeys y'all dont know anyway* cheesy cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by chamotex(m): 11:43pm On Dec 23, 2008
Ooops, hope it's not too late?

It's gon to be some 'Royal Rumble' sh*t in here grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 11:23pm On Dec 23, 2008
I'm sorry, it's too late now sad angry
Rap Battles › Re: 2008 Nairaland Rap Up by chamotex(m): 11:22pm On Dec 23, 2008
DBR:
@
Chamotex
@
Flowshow
I'm so nice even i quote ma self.
But seem none of u want it wit moi so i put ma pen back on d shelf.
oNe
Are u calling me out bro?? I didn't even see that

Whenever u ready son! I gat this locked down. . . .
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 11:04pm On Dec 23, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 10:28pm On Dec 23, 2008
okay come over here cheesy

let me rest ma head on ur chesticles wink kiss kiss
Romance › Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by chamotex(m): 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2008
ifele:
to yemmyse stay away from ibadan during festivals they use peeps like yo for juju sacrifice

I bet yur lying yu gotta get the dough then any ladies gotta be with yu for the dough is mighty MEEEEN
Dude u are so shallow grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 10:15pm On Dec 23, 2008
Missy B:
*Looks left, right, front and back to see if Chamo is around*
Me and Chamo ke?? He's my younger brotha . . . . cool

Ebony is my wife . . . my lo-lo . . . . my sweet potato. kiss kiss
okay . . . . that's it! angry angry
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by chamotex(m): 10:12pm On Dec 23, 2008
I see . . . . . . A Retard is on the loose up in here
Forum Games › Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by chamotex(m): 9:41pm On Dec 23, 2008
Onikun lo moka
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by chamotex(m): 9:40pm On Dec 23, 2008
busybein:
ndie iberibe e jugo thread-ia e.g presido na toshmann tongue

icecold please pay no mind to this womanizers here
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss grin cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by chamotex(m): 9:39pm On Dec 23, 2008
Odikwa serious o
Romance › Re: What You U Say If Ya Girlfriend Tells You To Go Out With Her Boyfriend? by chamotex(m): 9:30pm On Dec 23, 2008
I don't even undrstand what is going on here
Romance › Re: Help! Girls Dont Like Me by chamotex(m): 8:52pm On Dec 23, 2008
yemmyse:
Am short about 4 ft. Very dark in complexion, with a very big head and [b]enormous K leg[/b]. Havent had a girl friend in 20 years. What do i do?
bad combinations grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Just pray hard . . . . . there is still hope

this is a fat lie tho
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by chamotex(m): 8:46pm On Dec 23, 2008
kiss
Romance › Re: Do Men Prefer Skinny Women Or Curvacious Women? by chamotex(m): 1:50am On Dec 20, 2008
All these ashewo people on this thread again shocked

*walks out and slams the door with a bang!*
cheesy

*Vanessa it's time for round 2 baybee*

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