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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=110912.msg3019229#msg3019229 date=1225411349]On ordinary NL, I can 't stand bad English not to talk of having to hear or read bad English every single day of my life from someone i'm getting married to. I'm not perfect but e get as e be.

My favorite NL diction example is the topic - Help, I cannot find a girl that matches my intelligent. It still destroys me everytime I think about it.[/quote]Lmao!!

my fav NL diction is this one:- im not making fun of him but its just too funny


"I Need Ur Couragement I Was Drive Out from D school In My Final Year"

The good thing is after playing the Gaynners next sat, we would have played all our hardest games of the season maybe apart from our local rivals. So from January onwards Im expecting a good run.

smarta:
Nairalanders, please, i need your advice. my problem is; i met this girl about a year ago and though there was some distance between us (different towns), i still kept in touch(by calling like 2 times a week for about 6 months) and now she is schooling in my town (partly thanks to me). but one thing that bothers me is she never calls me even when i insist. through the 6 months i talked about, maybe she called only a few times and now that we are in the same town i call her almost daily and she still hardly calls me. the most annoying part is that after every call i make to her she always ends with "i'll call u later" and i really like this girl but this call issue is a big problem for me.

thats a no no no. _{*shakes my head*}

It depends . . . .

MrCrackles

hasta la vista

Look at Debosky ranting and raving . . . . . its not that bad, at least you didn't lose.
I just hope you wont do anything drastic.

Arsenal is a weird team. They spanked teams like Fenebarce at their turf but can beat Spurs at home even after a 2 goal advantage.  Weird!!!

Ikokore

1. Fresh poundo with egusi (the best way to my heart)

2. Eba (when hunger don strike)

3. Jollof rice (to step down)

4. Dodo (for refreshment)

5. Garri   (last resort, when there is no other alternative)

LMAO! 'Tracking' u know

Why dont you just buy a tracking device and put it in his/her car or something. Or I can give you the numbers to contact the CHEATERS AGENTS.

We could have a chance to see you on TV.

pshew!

why?

no team in their right mind will come to Old Trafford to play

spikedcylinder:
Kokoye, you can just show her the web page na. Don't reveal yourself jor, deep inside you know you are a good man and as long as your family appreciate you, that is all you really need.

In other news, do you have a brother?

spikedcylinder:
Kokoye, I look like a monkey o. Hope your friends don't mind? Besides, do they have your "I love my family" genes?

Calabar boy

dey say na person wey shit dey forget say im shit but person wey pack the shit no dey ever forget.

I wasn't happy with the second half performance. The boys need to step it up.

spikedcylinder:
Who is chasing my chamo about? Who?

Dont mind that IBK girl, she's been harassing me up and down the forum. I've told her im not interested but she's trying to use bullying tactics.

Warn her o. Is it by force.

nawa o

biolabee:
wow i finally get through all the posts

u guys are so inventive in ur excuses

chamo u are voted as no 1 for excuse finders followed closely the dark lord,

nomanicole u are dammnnnnnn fine can i get ur YIM?

oh boy, when situation catch you, you go think of something to say.

debosky:
The players should be shot, locked up and given a beating of their lives by wild Congolese Gorillas. 

The title challenge IS over, in just 10 games, I've seen that there is absolutely nothing to expect from this team in the league - we will have a few good games, but that is all there is to it.

The only hopes are the cup competitions. Any team that cannot hold two DIFFERENT 2 goal leads against the team at the bottom of the table CANNOT win the league, not by a hypothetical, positive thinking, happy-as-a-lark prognostication of a long shot.

An earthworm has a better chance of flying an Apache helicopter than this Arsenal side have of winning the league. 

LMAO This was his comment on the Gaynners thread

Can someone please help console him before he does something drastic.   He is still a good friend of mine

This was Debosky's comment on the Gaynners thread.

debosky:
The players should be shot, locked up and given a beating of their lives by wild Congolese Gorillas.  

The title challenge IS over, in just 10 games, I've seen that there is absolutely nothing to expect from this team in the league - we will have a few good games, but that is all there is to it.

The only hopes are the cup competitions.  Any team that cannot hold two DIFFERENT 2 goal leads against the team at the bottom of the table CANNOT win the league, not by a hypothetical, positive thinking, happy-as-a-lark prognostication of a long shot.

An earthworm has a better chance of flying an Apache helicopter than this Arsenal side have of winning the league.  

In your face

Im not happy with the second half performance. We seem to be taking the foot ofo the gas. We should learn to kill games off properly. We dont want to get into the habit of easing off.

I was expecting the second half to be explosive with the 'Holy Quartet' on the pitch at the same time. We need to step it up but overall good win.

2-0 at half-time is not bad
Dont you guys just love the way Ando is pulling the strings in midfield

And Berba's touch of class and that lovely piece of skill was magical. Collins didn't know what hit him.    No wonder we paid 30 odd million for that classy swagger. It was a golden moment.

Cant wait for second half