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Nothin oo, speaker don blow, i dey try fix am . . . . . . . . . .

martho:
to add to that ,i believe its a psychological thing,when i see a girl i like in the club,study her for like 10 to 15 mins.i would j[b]ust go straight to her and give her  a kiss[/b] and she is all mine,it has always worked for me because the attraction and chemistry is there,don't believe in long talk.sometimes they  approach me first or give me signal to make the move.on the street and other places ,even from  far distance i know when a woman is feeling me and is more easier when she does.

Oshomo u never chop slap b4?

cleric:
chamotex,
I have something to offer so she too must have something to offer, abi na?

nothing do u jare

naawee:
Bullshit! Confirmed what? The worst sexual experience you'll ever have! I now know your

silly sexual taste!

How do you even parade those fatty tissues?

How do you turn her upside down for sexual toturin' when you develop masochists' desires?

How do you bend her in all angles so she understands you are the man?

How do you flex those kness while thrusting her from behind both of you facin' opposite directions?

You don't have a clue so stay tuned and keep quiet!

Fool, you losin' out big time!

Hightime you triplepump up your game to higher levels!

Stop chasin' these over-sized down-in-the female cadre ugly Nigerian Bitches!

JazzyJ:
did You knw we big sized women r better on bed comparitively? so stick ur tongue in ur nose n answer this ques.

Yes ooooo . . . . . . .TRIED, TESTED AND CONFIRMED!!!


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[quote author=jiokee_84 link=topic=174625.msg2855438#msg2855438 date=1222383836]Can someone please lead me of how i chat in d love zone with who is online that i like[color=#000099][/color][/quote]love zone

playah P:
sometimes i be like You outshine everything around ere and that is why i came to sit with You, hahah

and u call that lovable?

naawee:
To all Ugly and Stupid Nigerian Bitches,

I know You know my name and what I stand for, BITCH
I know You like my style and you smell my Miyake, BITCH

Don't try to act like you aint feelin' my vibes, BITCH
You probably rereadin' my vibes couple time in ur bedroom, BITCH

Don't make me say it twice you actin' all uptight
I ain't no ballplayer , BITCH

you ain't gon get pregnant and get hit off with paper, NAH!
You gon' get hit off and you slid before the neighbors take off
to go off to work, thats how we do it, BITCH

So just take off your shirt
Don't hit me with that church shit, BITCH

I got a sister who schooled me to shit you chickens, BITCH

Don't make me say it THRICE, you tryin' to act all uptight, BITCH like
You ain't a BITCH, BITCH

You ain't goin' get no better, BITCH!

You'all remain Ugly and Stupid unschooled Nigerian BITCHES!

You forgot to quote Jay-Z . . . . . . . . .copycat oshi, go get ur own rhymes mehn!

talo gba breadi bobo naawee yii na . . . . . . . e da breadi e pada fun kia kia.

tope2000:
because we don't like you

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=175745.msg2855442#msg2855442 date=1222383879] ;Dheheh[/quote]

Why cant we all just get along. Why?

cooldude62:
hope i meet una well

welcome bak bro . . . i was holding it down in ur absence.

cleric:
In a simple sentence, I need a wife. Advise or come for inspection but you must be christian ( I mean no disrespects my muslim readers just that a lion must mate with a lion).

Why come for inspection?? Who in her right mind will come to u for ur proposed inspection, na market dey want sell abi u dey work for NAFDAC!!! Shior

cooldude62:
sup chamotex, sup tope?

Hey Cooldude baba, i hail ooo. how far na, u don sort out ur lappy yet?

superstan:
who is this naawee guy?

na him be the chief executive co-ordinator of lunatics for ARO wey dem never pay salary for months . . . . na so d guy vex come dey take out him frustration with NL peeps. Na d govt i blame sha

tope2000:
You googled it.

oh was i right? i didnt even know . . . i deliberately wanted to get it wrong.