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the topic of the thread was "Ladies, How Would You Want To Be Approached?"

now its more like "Play Play don turn to fighting/argument"

davidylan:
onyinye, better hop in now before you start posting threads such as "35 no husband; help!"

this is the main reason why i said there is scarcity of men

ladies better grab 1 while you can  

*cant even be bothered to make notes anymore*

i think i need a publisher for my new book titled: How would you want to be Approached

enough lines  

*carrys on making notes*

hmm *still making notes*

*making notes[size=8pt][/size]*

pounded yam and egusi, i'll just fall weak GBAM!!!

i think u need to start praying for a miracle

and where is bonny island?

tope2000:
You ARE KILLIMG ME, PLZ STOP
i had berra grab mine before they finish then

henhen, it seems like u are very smart but u hav to be patient and join the queue o

unless u want Cooldude62, i think he's available

tope2000:
ROFL

nana:
hehehehe

u girlz are laughing

there's severe scarcity of males out there o

its not a joking matter

even at this rate that we are going, its like first come first serve,

@ poster

tell her u want to marry her

males are scarce out there

that shud work!

@ poster

at least u had 2 shots with her, u don try now (your time has expired)

think about it this way, some guyz would have done anything to be with her just once,

i'll tell her "If na joke, make u stop am o",

mecussey:
Poster, you are correct; I never drunk dead but if I drink, my body will just be very active that you can even hammer a she goat. I control myself anyway, use the oppotunity to carry weight lift. Excess power

Bros, you are on your own on that one o!

are you sure you are that guy that got caught doing a goat?

me sef, girls dey chase after me, no be only you.

no be only you be fine boy o

Eclairs:
@crazykid

I no believe you. if You had told us u throw it away wvout looking at it, I would understnd but not that you tore it. Money offers more resistant than mere paper,

though funny, I doubt its true,

Sorry,

the guy said it was dark and again sometimes when hunger dey catch ur belle, people no dey think straight sometimes, it don happen to my friend before.

Squirt



Pussy

think its time for you to go to bed since ur not watching, dont you think

Defenciv

It doesnt seem like u've been watching, does It?

Did u see what i Did

Defenc

i still cant stop laughing at Crazykid.

by Crazykid

[b]Mine goes like this.

I was watching a program on TV at home when all of a sudden I felt hungry.
I had a N500 note with me and also a piece of paper I wanted to dispose. Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly tore the N500 and threw it away, and put the piece of paper in my pocket which I thought was the money. It was quite dark so you can’t blame me anyway.
As soon as I got to the restaurant, I ordered my for favorite dish thinking I was with cash. In less than few minutes, the food came and I consumed it with great interest.

Then the problem started.
I called the guy in the restaurant, gave him the piece of paper which I thought was money and asked him to give me my change.

But to my greatest surprise, the guy took the paper, looked at it and told me “oga if na play, make you stop am o!” I looked at him and asked him what he meant by that?
Then he brought me back to reality by showing me the piece of paper which I wanted to use as payment for the meal I ate.

I began to panic I didn’t really mean to use paper to pay you I said in a defensive tone but the idiot immediately raised alarm and started telling people that I usually use papers to pay for meals I eat. And in less than a minute, a crowd collected.

Of course I defended myself and told them how I mistakenly tore the N500 note I wanted to use for the meal thinking it was the piece of paper.

To my greatest surprise, these people told me that I would be free form being beaten up if I produce the torn N500 note I claimed I tore.
Since I knew I was telling the truth, I Immediately took them to my dustbin and showed them the torn note before I was vindicated.

But the most annoying part of it was how I was being escorted to my house with a mob as if I was an armed robber. Everyone was just looking at me.

It was God that really saved me that day[/b]

this is probably the funniest thread i've read on this site.

oh boy u lucky say never put tyre for your neck b4 u dey explain
and the funniest part was the escort back to ur house like say u don rob World Bank.

Quote from: acidrop on June 21, 2008, 11:07 AM
u asked 4 it now, abi didnt u ask for her number? y d complaining?


no mind the idiot!
dey feel like ROMEO there!!!


ma guy if u no want, abeg transfer the babe to MR METHOD MAN or COOLDUDE62
IM sure say dey go fit help u for that department,