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Say: "Its not you, its me".

studentetc:
@ poster

You are not supposed to spend money on your girlfriend i.e allowance and all, because she has a father!

A little gift on occassion, or at intervals should do it. if you're spending money i.e account deposit etc, then you have started falling mugu.

True talk
Having a girlfriend is not job that you should paying salary, its not a problem showering her with gifts or money sometimes, but which one is weekly wages, na me born am
If shes my wife I can understand coz thats my responsibility, but girlfriend, no be full time job o.

"CERTIFIED" and "SATISFIED", not bad, at least it rhymed!

Mesmerize:
rotflmgsbo!

na so now, Imagine that, as u dey TAMBA(yoruba word)
that is the most degrading thing in the world!
abi i lie?

THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION IS SOMEONE WALKING IN ON U IN THE TOILET WHILE DOING A SHIT!
OR WHILST CLEANING UR BUM.

For me it was a good thing, when i was younger, my sisters friend used to tutor me and worked quite well
she was as pretty as pure gold, everytime i looked at her boobs, previous unsolvable maths problems just get solved instantly,
it was like magic,
and at the end i passed my maths exams, me that i wasnt very good at maths before,
i still till today thank those pair of lovely breasts and cleavage that changed my mathematical life.

LOL!!!
the grammar is not even that BAD
all that is needed is to add "En" to couragement and "n" to Drive and it will look more presentable, na only three letters miss now.
nothin do u ma guy

Seun:
I seriously doubt that.

thank God u still here

just havnt heard of u in a while

the thing is the toasting tactic is not outdated, it was never in fashion, whether 60s 0r 70s or 16th century,

me wey i think say i dey average level, its good to find person wey even worse!!!!

nothing do u ma guy, just keep doing ur thing

remember, practice makes perfect. lol

What happened to baba Admin, havn't heard of him in a while, is he OK?

or has he been dethrowned?

if u are looking to save money, GHANA!

mohammedss:
i mess her on the S You G bench on the night of our matric, mmmmm enough bj.

pls, can ppl stop using this word now, how many times do i have to mention it.

i think im gonna have to start a campaign against it o.

Her name was Lolade
I was 11 yrs old and she was 10
All the other boyz were after her aswell
I finally told her in JS2, and as soon as we were about to start dating,
Her Dad won the American Visa Lottery and all her family left for the states, e pain meeeeeeeeeeeeee.
she was actually crying the last time i saw her b4 she left, wasnt a good time for her Dad to win the Visa lottery at alllllllllllllllllllllll!!!

@ origina9ja

wots up now?