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do some guys actually come on here to toast girls, ?

when i was 17, i once bought a £60 chain for a babe as christmas gift and what did i get in return, a £5 DVD, the DVD that i have even watched, kmt

God knows it can never happen again sha, when i look bk on it now i just bust into laughter like "see mumu", good memories tho

there are so many that i cant even be discussing now.

@poster

are u getting paid for this?, if Yes, how do i join u so that me too can make some money. lol

what do u mean by "I dont know where to start"

I mean start what?

vodkat:
It is ok to woo a man so that he knows u like him

as per the wooing , try this

Tell him you want to sit on his laps

well that would do for me, and if any woman wants to woo me, all she need to do is cook some delicious meal, then Gongo Aso
i dont really like food that much but i see it as a romantic gesture!

LOL, I WOULD HAV LOVED TO SEE D GUYS REACTION AFTER CHOPPING 2 HOT SLAPS IN PUBLIC, "PRICELESS"

maybe he's expecting an important delivery,

Gongo Aso

@TOPIC

"JESU OLUGBALA"

"BLOOD OF JESUS"

"I have finally decided to marry you".

maybe the guy was trying to be different or can I say UNIQUE.

lol

see as people dey yawa d guy sha. e no good o

you too, improve ur grammar now

its all in d sexy outfit,
when u see it, u will get well straight.lol

slavia:
Brother Stamford,
why u dey fall our hand for here now?
i no even know say them dey use MTN for Stamford, well abeg NAIRALANDERS this guy is really desperate. please someone should help him out and get him off our backs.

May be 2morow he will ask for N3000 credit

bros, you that is talking, why dont u be d first to give him.

akinalabi:
Still can't believe we're still talking about Wes Brown.

Strange and crazy this will sound. . . I will feel more comfortable
with United playing with 10 men (without Brown) than with
11 with him.

And this is not a reaction to this contract wahala. I've always
felt like that.

I'll hate Fergie if he offers him a pound more than he's been
offered.

Thank u my Brother.  u sound like someone that understand football.

1. Brown is not a valuable player for us. He can easily be replaced
2. Fergie stuck with this guy couple of years ago when he suffered with injuries upon injuries.
3. Wes has been given an IMPROVED offer of £45,000 per week but he wants £55,000 a week

I mean even £45,000 for a player who is just a temporary first choice is a fantastic offer.
Which other club will offer him the same type of offer - none. and b4 people start saying Chelsea, they will not even consider him.

akinalabi:
Stop being naive.

There is NO WAY a German (born in Germany) can falsify his
age.

EXACTLY, you cant lie about ur age here in Europe. These kids would have gone to school and would be known by a lot of people to the extent that it is impossible. Trust me Im speaking from experience myself. I was born in Nigeria but left for England when I was 11yrs old. When I satrted playing football here, I knew a Nigerian coach through my DAD and he told me to reduce my age bcoz that was the only way he could help me get better trials at the bigger clubs. I was 19 when this happened a few years ago and he told me i have to reduce my age to at least 16.

We told him it was impossible bcoz i had been schooling in the UK since I was 11 and I have played for so many youth teams that they have all my records of registeration and stuff. IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

The difference is - In Naija, most people know that its not their real age anyway but over here if anyone doesnt use their real age, friends and other peopl that know their true age will come out and say it bcoz they will get a lot of money out of it.

Imagine someone like DAVID BECKHAM not using his real age, some one will go to the Press and say it, it will be an opportunity to get rich.

Thats why its impossible to lie about your age here. And also, when babies are born here, it goes straight into the Database for records.

The funniest one I saw was -

"DONT DRINK AND DRIVE"
"DRINK FIRST, THEN DRIVE"

it depends on how the fart sounds or smell.
There are some farts that will shock u(im talking about electric shock)

so as long as it doesnt pose any danger to me, its cool.

omo see person forehead[/tt]i thank God for my own o[tt]

im still lookin 4 d six pac sha
or is this d wrong picture?

when sum1 finds it, can they let me knw?

atutupoyoyo

dont sack her o
theres high level of unemployment in 9ja.lol
why create more competition for jobless ppl
come to think of it, ARE U PAYING HER - why use d word SACK