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Mods, pls help her out with the FP, so that she will get the ADvice she wants from the great hawks of NL.
Lesbians in the house can also come and help their sister out, cos I saw a post from one lesbian yesterday, she said she needs a female partner urgently. I nearly faint, but I manage to give her two lesbian clubs I knw sha, cos I love to help, either for positive or negative reasons. This people no dey fear again o.

Nothing wei person eye no go see for this NL, First I think you should be joking, and if you are not, then you r jst about to shot ur self on the foot, cos if ur husband gets to find out abt the affair, u r a gooner, and his sister would almost turn to an outcast in the family, instead of you to continue the atrocity in secret, you want to dance the dance of shame in the market square. If I'm ur husband, walahi, I will fire one bullet through that hole under you.

No be small thing o. But if this style should be passed, people like me still won't fail, cos if nobody cheat, the student scoring 70% before might come down to 50%, If I get 50% before, and i come down to 30%, many students will still go home with 0%, which means 30% will jst be enough for a student to be promoted.

mhozzis: THOSE DAYS WEY THEM DEY USE BIBLE CAST OUT DEMON IMAGINE CASTING OUT DEMON WITH AN IPAD OR PHONE JUST because IT CONTAINS BIBLE

Pastors will still come to the pulpit with their bible, incase they want to cast and bind, cos some pastors go don download enough blue film ontop the Ipad, it might even be a file apart from the bible.

I don't see anything wrong with it, the pastor's are only giving us more reason to be in service @ thesame time on NL, ping, 2go, and so on, ushers will think we are searching for bible passages, some go even watch blue film as this mata dey go. Cos i don't even go to church with my bible again, my phone is my bible.

I'm sure that his bicep will give him problem in future, cos its abnormal.

ijigbamigb: How do u know if u had ever been banned?

If you want to comment on any news, and you see something like "you can't do this now, try again in an hour" jst go and click on your username, then scroll down to confirm ur ban and the duration it will last.

I slept off, when I got to #7, only to wake up 30mins later to finish it. Damn the article too long for me.

Let me leave, for females to comment, since the Op is talking to females.

Currently on ban in Islamic section, by that guy wei bear bear dey from hin ear grow, Mac******.. Bt make i talk truth, me sef pass my boundry.

The first one was by that Ogugua wei dey wear windscreen, thinking its a nerdy glass, in celebrity section, for derailing.

I want to be a terrorist so freaking bad, even if its for that day only.

K, my church is not in cult then, cos those mama dey tell pastor to shut up, anytime they pass their boundry. Ministers even complain that the youths have no respect.

Hit and heat...?

Sagamite: He more than deserved it.

It was a beauty to watch his painful death.

I'm happy all this is happening in libya, cos I'm a big fan Ghadaffi, which makes me happy US is gradually harvesting the work of their hands. Its the law of karma. Halleluia...!

Ps: @sagamite, don't bother to quote me, I'm not ready for you, i knw you jst came back, so u will have more strenght to quote, as u've been doing on this thread.

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I will buy, only on one condition, you will go and deliver it to tonto dike's mum.

Choi.... Bacile, you are so screwed, cos they will fish you out, no mater how long it takes those kukubimas.... You should'nt have messed with the religion of peace. Let me say my own RIP in advance.

[quote author=m.k.o2005]The above from david Angelo meant for 'babies' who are yet to connect to the WORD ! Let's seek the kingdom of God and it's righteousness we won't be in need of any of the above.[/quote]The same God will punish you, for making me pass through this long article for the third time.
The mere fact that you have to quote the whole article before spewing ur nonsense simply shows u have brain leakage.

free2ryhme: 10 this 5 dat 8 dis 3 dat ... ..blah blah blah blah ... na wetin sef una be expert? olodos

May thunder fire that ur hand, for quoting all this long article because of the rubbish you wan talk.

Yeeeeee....! Nai gi ri ya..!? I know the woman go don laf spiritual laf. If Nigeria should get the go ahead to help Zimbabwe, then Mugabe will definately rule Zimbabwe from the grave.

Serendipity: This is nothing but a bunch of wadswallop, gibberish and balderdash.
It has not probative value and as such should be treated like bunkum.

Oya give us reasons for ur wadswallop, gibberish and balderish conclusion, Ms bunkum..

onila: I got too much game

Any nigga can open up 2 me. .I can make any nigga drop his pride down to get 2 know me

I an so sweet-that U will see him giving me his account numbers

Onila 4 life!

Shior... Says who..? Onila, the beautifool fool.

Mucokey: Even if others might ve been over _blown...the above quote has made me appeared, practically...a MUMU of sort . I can't see myself shelving this awkwardness from my person for a long time to com until my pound of flesh retrieved.
Imagine a little gal of just 18 yrs wanted to convert me to her MUGU 2. I just noticed her not always reachable cos of the fact she uses her grany's phone, I decided getting her a phone though of just 10k but at least with browsing facility. Just within the wk , this "kid"almost turned me to a proper kid by ignoring my calls and rudely refused to get online whenever she would find me there . More so , she prefers I visit her place in which case she turned around to throw me to her 2 elder sisters as if they're the ones I ve been making advances to .

So u have to print this out, and paste it on the ceiling, so when u wake up every morning, u will look up and read it as ur daily manual.

For me its S sport. But if its local TV, all of them r now same of same, but NTA will always come last.

Okontami: Animals are everywhere on Nairaland. If you can not add value to a post, why write rubbish. This thread is meant to be commented on by people with common sense and intelligence. If you are so dull to comprehend, please get your filthy life out of here.

Choi...! Oga this ur comment ash small na. Berem is not always like this, maybe Ebamma don bluetooth her that hin down syndrome this afternoon. Or maybe she no check the sign board before she branch enter.

@Op, you r 1000% correct... Tho' some men are naturally dumb, they will never learn, even if Jesus read this article into their ears every morning.

@berem, wetin u dey talk there...!?

Mods' pls front page, let NL men/guys learn. Biko.

brb.

USA are gradually harvesting the fruit of their labour in Libya.

boti y....? 10yrs old..!?
#sigh# SHP.... "Shake my p**ck." :