An ideal man doesn't need any formular to get a babe. He knows what to say and how to get her down and even if he messes up, she won't go.
And he dosent go for everything with a skirt. That's the ideal fact

free2ryhme:

Go hug transformer it will make you warm

or she fit go kiss snake python 2 be precise

This is ish.if d guy is hot and got monay den im game

Lovely list - I endorse the write-up!!!

Serendipity: This is nothing but a bunch of wadswallop, gibberish and balderdash.
It has not probative value and as such should be treated like bunkum.

Oya give us reasons for ur wadswallop, gibberish and balderish conclusion, Ms bunkum..

Mucokey:
Even if others might ve been over _blown...the above quote has made me appeared, practically...a MUMU of sort . I can't see myself shelving this awkwardness from my person for a long time to com until my pound of flesh retrieved.
Imagine a little gal of just 18 yrs wanted to convert me to her MUGU 2. I just noticed her not always reachable cos of the fact she uses her grany's phone, I decided getting her a phone though of just 10k but at least with browsing facility. Just within the wk , this "kid"almost turned me to a proper kid by ignoring my calls and rudely refused to get online whenever she would find me there . More so , she prefers I visit her place in which case she turned around to throw me to her 2 elder sisters as if they're the ones I ve been making advances to .

You just commited fallacy of hasty generalizations and irrellevant conclusion.
And I dare tell you that your own case is an exception as exceptions are not the rules.
The fact that you had a grim experience with an ingrate doesn't make your case generally applicable.
Let me also add smartish that buying of gifts has always been and will always remain one of the feasible ways of showing that you like a person.
So keep your specious and misleading riposte to yourself.

berem: All these long tori for dis cold afternoon! Mtscheeeew!

*Yawns* ............. Thanks my dear !!
I think say Йą only me observe am ... Dey kind rain wen dey pour for Mγ side Йą Σм ΤЂ¡ڪ op take time ... Draw all ΤЂ¡ڪ fhings ... Mtcheeeew .... All diz fhings no mata @ all ... If ghal love, she don love u ... Life is all about choice ... So helpy me ℡ op Må̝̅kε Σм park well *Covers Balnket* sleeeps

pro01: Una no dey tire to rehash all this copy-and-paste nonsense? Boys need to grow up and focus on what's important. Wasting too much time worrying about how to please random, insignificant women is the WORST mistake men make with women. Make una go find work.

Well Said.

Chanchit:

Oya give us reasons for ur wadswallop, gibberish and balderish conclusion, Ms bunkum..

There is no need belabouring the point, as the reasons are neither recondite nor obscurantist; it rather clear as day. Check my post above to see one of the reasons.

This Post is so on Point. Truth is you start getting attention when you stop giving attention. Let's Stop playing the fool, that Chick your carrying like an egg, another guy is RUBBISHING her.

ask4double: Well Said.

I concure gan ... The Op lacks what to do *SMH*

wizard01: This Post is so on Point. Truth is you start getting attention when you stop giving attention. Let's Stop playing the fool, that Chick your carrying like an egg, another guy is RUBBISHING her.

SMH4U

I read point 1-10 but not the whole epistle

Nice one broda!!! I got to try out.

onila: I got too much game

Any nigga can open up 2 me. .I can make any nigga drop his pride down to get 2 know me

I an so sweet-that U will see him giving me his account numbers

Onila 4 life!

Taaaaaaa !! See Uя mouth .... Sweet ko, Chewin' gum ni

your name sound how stupid your are onila

Chanchit:


Shior... Says who..? Onila, the beautifool fool.

What are the ways to improve on these.......?

khadijaluv: really interesting writeup but i'really want to know if those mistakes u've written about applies only to beautiful women or all in general?

A woman that you fancy...however,some women might make things easy for you but if u find anyone wey wan do anyhow...this should determine if she is for u on not,if not find someone else. When you make them feel if its not them,ur world will end,they will carry u mop ground.

Okontami: Animals are everywhere on Nairaland. If you can not add value to a post, why write rubbish. This thread is meant to be commented on by people with common sense and intelligence. If you are so dull to comprehend, please get your filthy life out of here.

dis ur username na elele!!"OKO N TA MI"meaning ur "DICK IS PEPPERING YOU!!u ar a bad guy

diluminati: This is ish.if d guy is hot and got monay den im game

You, what will be ur contribution in the relationship? He should spend his hard earned
Money on you and what will you give in return? Mtcheeeeeeew

The truth is that girls DONT hate magas, but what they do to magas is that they only sleep with them when the money is on ground. Meanwhile, they donate their ponti to that hustler down d street for FREE as d dude is real and gives dem d real tripz.

Note: Real tripz aint cost a quid.

Azedx: What are the ways to improve on these.......?

Simple! Believe in yourself! Thats the beginning and major foundation...

No SEVEN is fallacious and bogus.
LET me indite ferociously that money as opposed to the view expressed in No SEVEN above can increase the love a woman has or will have for you.
I'm not talking about what is written on books, things that are utopian, quixotic, chimeric and lacks feasibility.
I' talking about what is practicable and obtainable in the society.
GO and aske my uncle's wife while she refuse to leave his house after she was almost thrown down from a three storeyed building.
THE guy's containers then was landing at Onitsha Main Market with careless abandon. She saw money and vowed to leave as corpse. She later used jazz which she later said was to make the man head over heels with her, because the jazz made the man go nuts.
He was later taken to a native doctor at Nsukka. This is just an instance.

Stop decievin your self,like number 4 and 7 won't work on nigerian girlz and like a guy on NL once said;I never keep 10 commandment go heaven,na 10 commandment to impress girl i go keep.

onila: I got too much game

Any nigga can open up 2 me. .I can make any nigga drop his pride down to get 2 know me

I an so sweet-that U will see him giving me his account numbers

Onila 4 life!

So u can pay into the accounts, right?

Serendipity: No SEVEN is fallacious and bogus.
LET me indite ferociously that money as opposed to the view expressed in No SEVEN above can increase the love a woman has or will have for you.
I'm not talking about what is written on books, things that are utopian, quixotic, chimeric and lacks feasibility.
I' talking about what is practicable and obtainable in the society.
GO and aske my uncle's wife while she refuse to leave his house after she was almost thrown down from a three storeyed building.
THE guy's containers then was landing at Onitsha Main Market with careless abandon. She saw money and vowed to leave as corpse. She later used jazz which she later said was to make the man head over heels with her, because the jazz made the man go nuts.
He was later taken to a native doctor at Nsukka. This is just an instance.

whats this?...

Euroclydon:


Thats why i said for men only...or are you a man in a woman's username?....

U dey mind am with her cocoyam head

amen Bro Im with U on all except #7.
Its all about the paper.2 all these babes, a pig with paper is a prince.

Serendipity:
You pedagogical ignoramus, a jejune and callow fellow that lacks perspicacity.
Tell me what makes the above tripe and waffle irrefutable?

Mr Reno Omokri small small o

gr8 article, very good 4 learners... But real man like me i've always been ontop of ma game. T-ups 2 u 4 d article

To bring it all into perspective, the bottom line is if you want to swoon women You have to be an ALPHA male and act like one.. being beta will never get you the girls you want bottom line..I don't see how this is so hard for guys to understand