₦airaland Forum

djfiifi: yoo yoo niga,i've got a lots of 9ja sextapes on my machine,those of your pot bellied politicians,school girls,campus scandals,teachers even that of 2Face.

Zucker: It's called humour! Nigerians have a sense of humour, right? I believe so. Thank you. Ghana and Nigeria have both been at the butt of jokes on both sides, what makes you think one side's jokes are hate inspired is beyond me. May be you can explain to the whole NL community how and why you arrived at this conclusion?

djfiifi: Did you just talked abt English and Grammar?
Come on merrrrn,we are in the 21st century not in Lord Lugard era,get yourself some search engine and search for 'Thank God we are not a Nigerians-FOKN Boiz'.You can still drop into one of your smelly dirty public toilets.
Well i dont blame you cos you live in an over populated country with 2.0 MB/s speed.
Get lost mtseeeeeeew and enjoy your Boko Haram menace

djfiifi: Did you just talked abt English and Grammar?
Come on merrrrn,we are in the 21st century not in Lord Lugard era,get yourself some search engine and search for 'Thank God we are not a Nigerians-FOKN Boiz'.You can still drop into one of your smelly dirty public toilets.
Well i dont blame you cos you live in an over populated country with 2.0 MB/s speed.
Get lost mtseeeeeeew and enjoy your Boko Haram menace

youmour: Ghana/Nigeria top celebrity journalist
Mustapha Ayinde Inusah, popularly
known as Attractive has made it known
to NigeriaFilms.com that, as far as the
FOKN boys wants to use Nigerians as
their stepping stone to be popular,
Nigerians should not pay attention to
them,
“Ignorance and illiteracy are obviously
not synonymous; even illiterate masses
can cast their ballots with intelligence,
once they are informed,” cried the angry
journalist.
“If this group should know what benefit
the Ghanaian movie and music industry
have gotten from the Nigerian music and
movie industry, I am sure they will not
be bold enough to sing this music.” He
added “I will not blame them because
not even one of them has spent most of
their life in Ghana to know much about
how far this industry has come” he said
“They said thank God they are not
Nigerians, but Nigerians don’t even need
them because if they were to be in
Nigeria they would have been useless to
the Nigerian society. Even here in Ghana
where they claim they come from, they
are one of the useless music groups this
country has ever seen” he scornfully
added
He lamented that even their name FOKN
BOIS which in actual terms means
fucking boys should tell you that they
are indeed fucking and don’t know their
left from right. “Just track their dating
life and you will realize that one of them
is dating a Nigerian” he lamented.



I bet that nig ga got the song on replay..i like sarkodie sha he's been brushing up to dbanj,he might jst get a record deal someday wen he's proven he's worth


Oh n watsup wit GH n sextapes seems like everyone has got one checkout
www.ghanaleakplus.net

djfiifi: Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to
whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different
meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians o

KEEP ON HATING WE GHANAIANS WHILES WE KEEP ON MARCHING FORWARD.
After all we taught you how to read and write after your independence in 1960.

djfiifi: Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to
whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different
meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians o

KEEP ON HATING WE GHANAIANS WHILES WE KEEP ON MARCHING FORWARD.
After all we taught you how to read and write after your independence in 1960.

Africason: Cherrs for the acknowledgement. Let me tell u one thing though. Ghana gained independence in 1957, and i will admit from that time till Sept. 1961, the British officers were still manning those top military positions.
Read this snippet:

That tells u that @ least from 1962, Ghanaian officers were manning those positions and the first attempted coup was made on Nkrumah.
Another snippet: Till 1961, British held those positions but after that time, those positions went to the Ghanaian officers and it must also be noted that those Ghanaian officers had already being to the Sandhurtsa and Dartmouths of this world.

I am just a student of history in my idle time and I just don't attempt to throw dust unto people's eyes. I give praises when due. I give what belongs to Ceasar to Ceasar. If naija as the 12th largest producers of oil gets their priority right, they could rival the biggest economies in this world, but until that, they would be a green big chicken with mere potential.

djfiifi: Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to
whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different
meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians o

KEEP ON HATING WE GHANAIANS WHILES WE KEEP ON MARCHING FORWARD.
After all we taught you how to read and write after your independence in 1960.

djfiifi: Kofi is a common name, that’s what even I say
But a Ghana man will never call a child Friday
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always shouting very loud, don’t know how to
whisper
And why say Mistor, instead of Mister
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You like school more than any African I’ve seen
Simple thirteen, you still say tharteen
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
They ban the whole team, you can’t even play
Can’t you just say Hi, what is Ki lon sele
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
You barely qualify, then get stuck
President Goodluck but you still suck
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Instead of Hamburger or Pizza with ham
You eat Egusi with pounded yam
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Always trying to show off, even when you eat
One soup, no vegetable but twelve different
meat
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Fela was a great Musician, yes of course
(Inaudible) something drugs
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
You created Nollywood,yes more of it
But too many witches and wizards in your film
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Always in traditional wear everywhere
Haven’t you hear of Armani wear
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
For example shining five piece agbada
You can look very good in Dolce and Gabbana
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Not going anywhere fast, let’s just stroll
Traffic everywhere, many bad bad roads
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
No street light from Oregun to Ikeja
Four four, join join two two on okada
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians
Extra page in your passport to pass and go
You have learn very well from Obasanjo
Thank God we’re not Nigerians
Email fraud, Pyramid, 419
Oh that’s not fine
Thank God we’re not a Nigerians o

KEEP ON HATING WE GHANAIANS WHILES WE KEEP ON MARCHING FORWARD.
After all we taught you how to read and write after your independence in 1960.

Africason: I throw the facts in ya face and u still beating about the bush? Chei, ur indeed a proper naija man! I shy for u bruv.

Africason: Lol... I am just objective! I don't live in cloud-cuckoo land. I just gave u the links and quotes to some of your finest officers' training in Ghana. I bet you've read them?

Africason: Here you go with Ojukwu being partly trained in Ghana as well :



Obasanjo's Training:

Now General Yakubu Cinwa Gowon:


Brigadier Benjamin Adekunle (rtd):

Former Lt. Col. Alexander A. Madiebo:


Now if you read this page http://www.simplynigeria.com/content/nigerian-civil-war-owerri-1969-appendix , you'll notice that many of your officers were partly trained in Accra - Ghana. I don't have time to dig all that up and i hate to dabble in these kind of things(shenanigans) but some ignorants have to be compelled to STFU for once!

It's never nice to see these naija-ghana bickering but what i've realsied is that some naija folks always take things personal. They make things to look, every measures taken by the country ghana is all about them, which is wrong. They've come up with their regulations, who are u to tell them to stand down? I will say go Bleep yourself!

Africason: LMAO... Some schnook indeed you are. I don't give a Bleep about what I am but since you've asked, Pops a full blooded Ghanaian and my mum, half naija, half german and oh, i was born and bred in Germany as well.

Bastard? ... errm no, cos i was born 2 yrs after their marriage. A big green hediot!

Africason: Ask him where his hero, Ojukwu partly trained as well... Ghana! Ojukwu signed the Aburi accord in where? Ghana. Ghana counseled and reminded him about the dangers of the civil war knowing very well the consequences and the repercussions yet he broke that accord.

Now you know why he flew to Ivory Coast instead of Ghana? Cos Ghanaman as I know is a forthright person... hospitable and true to his words but when u trample on his advise, don't expect him to pick you up when the chips are down. He will tell u to go Bleep ur self. I will say it again, it's about time naija start letting that potential shine thro them. All the resources are pooo untill u start managing them effectively.

Africason: Then your grandfather is an inherent doofus!

PetroDolla: And you think nigeria is supplying gas to Ghana for free? is Ghana the only country nigeria supplies gas? All these bullshit will soon stop because very soon Ghana will have gas from its own fields. I reckon you don't know that the gas supplied under the WAGP represents only 10% of Ghana's domestic electricity needs? big brother my foot! i think you should be calling Ghana your big brother. Ghana is older, has been a pace setter and has brought nothing but pride and joy to Mother Africa while your bleeped up nigeria has been a total jerk and an acute embarrassment, even to its own citizens! hahaha nigeria we fail thee!

PetroDolla: Your country is a joke and an embarrassment! Can you imagine the most pervasive job in nigeria today is charging mobile phones! I approached a young phone vendor on the street of Lagos (precisely at Amowo Odofin) in April to buy a recharge card and couldn’t believe what I saw. He was sitting by a busy road in front of nearly a dozen make-shift restaurants, with a small generator humming in the background. Connected to the generator was a board with about 12 or 15 charging points for mobile phones. So customers drop their phone or batteries for charging. What that means is that most users have two batteries-they drop one for charging while using one with the phone for the day and drop by in the evening to pick up the charged battery and drop the used one for charging.And thousands,if not millions, of such boys are all over this miserable country doing this same job to earn a living while others ride okada to survive.Come and see how okadas have taken over the potholed roads in Nigeria! Can you imagine that in the year 2012? And this is the country whose citizens are throwing their weight all over and pesin no fit hear word again? I don’t even think things are that bad in Somalia, Niger and or even Liberia! Is that the country you want people to take seriously? Damn!
Your country is cursed and the sooner you wake up to that reality the better, dunce. How else can you explain the fact that your country is the 7th largest producer of crude oil in the world and has one of the largest gas reserves and yet cannot provide regular electricity? How do you explain the fact that your country has four refineries yet you import all your refined fuel? How do you explain the fact that your country sends crude to Ivory Coast to refine and bring back to your country for domestic use? How do you explain the fact that more than 90% of you survive on less than $2 a day despite your soil wealth? How do you explain the fact that no serious academic activity is going on at any Nigerian university? Your female students are prostitutes and your male students are either armed robbers or cult members. All you need do is bribe your lecturer, sleep with them or simply intimidate or harass them and you are a guaranteed a university degree in your miserable nigeria! Why do you think they are all flocking to Ghana to seek better quality education? It is only in Nigeria that a university graduate cannot write in English. I know one such lady at NTA Abuja. She can’t write English and can barely speak it.
How many of you in Nigeria can go to sleep at night with your two eyes shut? How many per capita have access to potable water compared with Ghanaians? How many in comparative terms have access to sound education? What is the infant and maternal rate in nigeria compared with Ghana?
I’ll narrate an incident to illustrate how nasty, uncouth and dirty these bombastic people are. Some years ago (Obasanjo was the maximum ruler in that cursed nation) we arrived in Abuja for a meeting of the Commonwealth Heads of State (and which had the queen of England attending). We were driving along festival road-one of the busiest and important streets in Abuja- suddenly the vehicle in front slowed down close to a junction so we thought it was doing that to check out the flow of traffic before crossing. All of sudden I saw the back side door of the open and then someone in the car threw a large basket of garbage onto the street and then the car zoomed off! Come and see a huge pile of rubbish scattered all over the place, some being blown all over the place! I was utterly shocked and told the driver to chase and intercept the fleeing car(I had forgotten I was in a country that worshipped filth) until a colleague who lived in Nigeria then said .....'oh but that is what most Nigerians do now.' Folks, Nigerians are the dirtiest people you’ll ever find on the surface of the earth! Instead of hiding their ugly faces in shame they are here talking crap! Can you imagine that? Citizens of a contraption that is consigned to the trash can? Hehehehehe nigeria we fail you indeed. Yeye pipple.

Africason: I always laugh when i see naija folks trying to portray they are better than others. Listen, I am 50% Ghanaian, 25% Naija and 25% German and I have also associated with vast amount of folks from both countries and can thus deduce which ones are the realists.

I belive when Ghana communicated that message, they were talking about illegal immigrants in general and not Naika folks alone but, lo, Naija folks would make it all about them. No surprise there at all. When a Ghanaian make a declaration, DO NOT doubt him, cos they most of the time have had back-up plan already. On the other hand, the average naija would beat his chest and run his mouth...

I read some folks also quoting Ghana are ungrateful bunch. Seriously? Do they depend on naija to feed them? Now, thats funny! Again, where from that 'big brother' tag you guys normally throw around? Big brother in what? For the mere fact that naija is about 4x bigger than ghana or something else? Lol

Other folks are also saying ghana should compare themselves to Enugu and all that. The question is why should they? on what basis? Ghana is a sovereign state that is about about 1/3 of naija with people who really PUT THOUGHTS into what they do and say. Their folks have superlative mindsets... If a Ghanaian would want to tell you to go Bleep yourself, he do so without mincing any words.

Remember, all countries have illegal immigrants including the UK,China, Nigeria, USA etc. and Ghana have decided to act on that problem so be it. What is your beef there? Can someone please tell me what Ghana actually trade with Naija? As someone said, Ghana do not have businesses in Naija like the MTN's and co as SA have, so it would be difficult to force their hand. I believe they have human resources in Naija but Naija also have their there as well(a lot actually).

Back to those calling Ghanaians ungrateful. It must be noted when Naija gained independence, Ghanaian teachers were recruited to Naija help out. The cocoa seed was imported from Ghana to Naija, football was exported to Naija(ask Odegbami) and a lot more...Well, i don't believe Ghanaians are targeting Nigerians and that directive was against all illegal immigrants. Anyone who has lived in Ghana and built his home and business there can regularise his stay i believe.

Most Naijas should jump down from their high horses and smell the coffee and note that its not all about them! For the ignorants saying Ghana is a small country, NEWSFLASH, Japan is also a small country but they're the third largest economy in the world. NOTE: I don't mean Ghana's economy is great but what i am trying to say is that the size of country doesn't matter when that counrty is being judged. Currently, Ghana is being managed better than Naija.

Naija with that enormous resource should take cue and if they do, they would be competing with the Chinas, Germans and Japans of this world! In the mean time, the average Ghanaman sets his priorities right and is more efficient and effective with no hype. He/She goes about doing his/her 'thing' coolly, yet so effective!

rastamouse: You guys are funny. I trust that if Ghana truly sees sending away foreigners is in their interest, they will do it without blinking. Those of you saying Ghana will suffer anything after the move are jokers. Unlike SA, Ghana has no such thing as MTN in SA for you to bully them. The country can infact decide to cut any diplomatic and trade links with Nigeria and they will not be affected.

They have Gold, Cocoa, Diamond, Manganese and as if GOD is a Ghanaian, they have also found oil. Which of these commodities does Nigeria trade in with Ghana?

My friends, that country can only be brought down by GOD or themselves. Stop deluding yourselves about hurting them!

otumfour: heavy weight ignorant bastard, I enjoy better electricity, water, peace, healthcare, roads, internet service than ur so-called heavy weight country; keep deceiving urselves Nigerians. , don' hate tha game dude, we juz gat our priorities right, till u puccy-fo0l and ur ilk start growing some balls like (Ghanians) real men (and I ain't talking abt being a keyboard Captain Nigeria like u are) in facing ur proudly corrupt government, all tht baby talk u posted up there no dey hold water.

oh yes! and we do anticipate more of ur ilk wud come on here an cry more baby talk than urs , I actually enjoy reading them. PUCCY'S

KOBOKUNKIE THA REALEST

naijalodge: sometimes,some of you argue like wack that even a mad man will screem,all you ronaldo haters,answer these question and at the end,you'll tell me who's the best...


1. Ronaldo or Messi....who heads best(as in who scores most with the header)?

2. Ronaldo Or messi....who Runs best?

3. Ronaldo or messi....who is best at taking set-pies(as in who is best at taking free kicks)?

4. Ronaldo or Messi....who's shot power is best?

5.Ronaldo or Messi....wo broke the all time highest goal scoring record in the Spanish league..

6. Ronaldo scored 7 ha-trick these season,how many did messi score?

7. Can Real Madrid play without C.Ronaldo

8. Can Barcelona play without Messi

9. Apart from Messi Playing in the best club in the world(Barcelona),has he gone to other league to prove his consistency?

10. Apart From Real Madrid....Has C.Ronaldo shown his wort or ability in any other team or league?

11. In the Last el clasico who was the most significant?

12. Some are preaching about messi scoring higher goal than ronaldo bla bla bla,plz remember to count how many penalies messi has also scored this season...2 against AC MILLAN,1 Against athletical bilbao,1 against levante,1 against real betis,1 against osasuna,2 against bayern levercusen,he also scored 2 penalty in their second to the last match in Spanish league with more i can't keep typing...

13. without xavi and iniesta,can messi survive?(Remember all the matches he played without those two midfielders(xavi and iniesta),all ended in fiasco including against Osasuna,which they lost with messi not having any shot on target,against levante he could not even trap untill the 67 minute when they brought in xavi who turn the game around before he was given a panalty...

14. Remember,in the last El classico,Ronaldo scored the winning goal,bt messi did not even played a shot on target...

15. a player did not win the champions league,he could not even score a Goal in the world's most biggest competition(World Cup),yet they named him the world best player,tell me is that judgment fair?,open ur eyes..

they are just too numerous,plz don't be sentimental..answer those 15 questions and tell me who is best...

Wise Bukoye: For fairness, I think sentiments should be shelfed. Sincerely, lets ask ourselves, what is the yard stick for the comparison? Is it their achievements and contributions in the ctttlubs (La liga) and or countrysides? I'm not a fan of a fan of both clubs, but lets be fair in our judgement. C. Ronaldo has shown he can fit in an team (Porto, Man U, R. Madrid and his country's team. He has proven to be the main man in all these teams. See the contribution of Y. Toure at M. City, BARCA and Conutry team. What is Messi's role in Argentina team? A key player or onlooker? Portugal is a team to recon with becos of C. RONALDO. Pleas, compare their acheivements within the time C. Ronaldo moved to R. Madrid. Let be sincere, C. Ronaldo is the best. Only Barca would miss Messi if something happens to him, Real and Portugal would crawl if C. Ronaldo varnishes. He might be proud, but he has a good record and reputation. Can Messi fit in any team and be the key man all the way? I doubt that, becos Argentina is nothing with him. Anyway, see what they have both acheived home and away within a record time. If you're saying Messi broke Barca goal record. Ask yourself in how ,an

Mcdondayan: Some messi fans ll also say that pep is better than mou. Let messi leave barca nd go to any other club even in spain then u can make this comparison. 4 nw cr7 is d best in the field. Behaviourally he is nt gud but in the field he is gud. Compare them with the things a gud footballer shld have nd tell ur self d truth.

Mcdondayan: Some messi fans ll also say that pep is better than mou. Let messi leave barca nd go to any other club even in spain then u can make this comparison. 4 nw cr7 is d best in the field. Behaviourally he is nt gud but in the field he is gud. Compare them with the things a gud footballer shld have nd tell ur self d truth.

ceejayluv: I've bn using the prepaid meter 4 over a year nw. Monthly consumption is roughly 400 naira at 8.50naira per kwh. If the tarriff is increased to say 15 naira/kwh and supply improves significantly, i may pay like 1500-2000 naira a month which is way cheaper than using Gen.

LeoMax: THE METER WILL READ WHAT ? LAST I CHECKED, I HAVEN'T SEEN POWER SUPPLY IN MY ESTATE FOR A MONTH, AND THE GOODNEWS IS, AM PAYING HIGH BILL

akigbemaru: There is nothing called JEsus, it's just a figment of imagination. Jobs got caught by big fish because he refused to answered GOd's call, Daniel was thrown in a lion den and was singing and lions never did anything. All these are ruse to convince the gullible minds. Religion or faith should be personal, we need stringent laws in NIgeria not religions. You were born in BAriga, grew up in MUshin and traveled abroad from Ajegunle. You got to oversea, still living in a boondocks and you wish when you die you want to live in paradise. Can you sow maize to reap banana? I wish heaven looks like ghetto if there is after life.

Stop the madness, so they tell you lives started from garden of Aden, turned that lives started from Africa before everybody spread out.