₦airaland Forum

Ozegbe: After reading MAN OF GOD FEEDING THE (or) ON THE SHEEP.
I learnt so many things and i will advice any christain who wants to live a fulfiling life according to the word of God read this book too, so you wont fall prey.
NOW back to the topic...very soon and i mean sooooon i will attend one of oyedepo's sunday service and interrupt his sermon with some highly disturbing questions, and i hope he will answer accordingly because whatever he does that day will be recorded.
AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THESE FRAUD STAR AND I THINK IS TIME SOMEBODY GIVES ANSWER TO REAL LIFE QUESTIONS

na people like u go make gov't give d man licence to slap, when e dey for him church jeje, una go dey disturb, after d man land u heavy slaps, una go cry go court..... ASHIARABA.....!

cyril83: Ghana is the truly Giant of Africa

Yes, they are the "TRULy" gaint of africa..

oiseworld: what part of the world have you been? Haven't you heard that one information bill was signed by gej. Thats why we get to know all.
No be by fear/respect or something.

tnk u for reminding me of the FOI bill.... Bt d fact still remains dt, if GEJ does not want d info, out in public, he could still stop it frm leaking, instead of coming back to tell us dt he has removed 90naira, frm d billions, when an average nigerian spends below 1$ per day

bobbyr: How many did OBJ cut is he not a free man, this man was presi/minister of petro and naija did not break baba is rare breed, fearless, a true leader. I thank jona aleast his listening and if he refuse there is nothing we can do. I pray he listen totally, Obj is enjoyin his loot at OTA and nothing happening to him. Naija great ppl!

That's simply because OBJ has a stand, unlike GEJ wei them dey push up and down.... Cos nobody knew how much OBJ spends on feeding, while in office, since nobody fears our GEJ, thats y this kyn news flies into our ears anyhow.... Can u imagine, nigerians hearing dt the president bursts plans to buy printer n photocopy machine, like say e be one shcool principal.... Mtcheeew..!

I would have loved to see a coup staged, to seize power from this weak government, bt if a northerner should take over, kasala go burst for 9ja, if Igbo man takes over, he wud declear Biafra rep', the nxt day... The only 2 zones dt won't bring too much problem is for the SS to seize power frm their son, or d SW..

Onlytruth: These core Northerners are all the same. Imagine someone's VP stabbing him in the back. This is why Obasanjo tried severally to drop Atiku.

Obasanjo head too strong for them, if sambo try this with Obasanjo, e go smell nyash, like Atiku still dey smell... Bt dis our retardeen presido takes almost anything.... Cud'nt stop lafin', when i saw him in a military uniform..

Maybe they should just even kal it abandoned project, instead of unfinished singles...

desperatem: So because don jazzy's beat and voice is missing makes the track a poo? O boy na u be poo! So smelling

Skibanj keep it up, your enemies will die of heart attack when they see you rock the whole of america and beyond.

Do u mean great beyond...?

Only one person can leak this..... And it can't be no one else but "D'banj..!"

sayusuf: you cant easily kill them.they are battle ready now, nd u are not. My brother, things have change now.hausa community in lagos are heavily armed,ready 4 battle

Heavily armed my foot.... My advice be say make u follow them come....!

This news smells like rotten egg.... If BH try enter lagos ALARM don blow for them be that....

Where did u get it from..? The money sef looks nothing like Nigeria's money, it looks Biafra... Cool down, wait for Nigeria to split, then u can put odumegwu's face on all the Biafra money...

It seems the comments on f/b has not helped him enough, somebody, help me beg him to join Nairaland, for heart breakin' advice..... Mtcheeew, Ashiaraba...!

knotty: Deaths In Apapa Night Club Caused By Drunk Mopols

Time was 4am thereabout. Venue was MONALIDO night club. CHAIRMAN had gone night clubbing with some gun wielding MOPOL officers in tow. Having had enough for the night, he decided to leave the club but not without making a huge statement. He then proceeded to dole out wads of crisp Naira notes to the hordes that thronged about him.

The officers, already high on ALOMO mixed with whatever, suddenly remembered that they were duty bound to shield CHAIRMAN from the crowd that pressed on him. Guns drawn and cocked, they fired a few salvoes of shots to scare the crowd. But alcohol is a poor coordinator; and it did just that.

Awkwardly, one MOPOL allowed the gun to drop, a semi-automatic gun at that. Hell was let loose as the gun went on rampauge discharging its lethal contents on those around.

CHAIRMAN,s lady take home for the night was the first casualty. Bullet pierces her throat, exits behind her head. A friend was next hit in the back. Two others had bullet wounds to their limbs but survived.

Everybody else made rapid dialogues with their feet, including also the CHAIRMAN.

Awuf don pierce Chairman girlfriend throat.... Make she go chop the awuf wei remain from great beyond....

ebgbest: gudluk wil nt step down 4 any body, even if iz only one pesin remaini in dis com3. He has 7more yrs 2go.

But u won't be that "1" person... Since u're ready to die for GEJ to complete his 7yrs in office..

Demdem: Dame, when next the retardeen comes into the bedroom to have his Congo shined, ask him what he has done so far with the list of evil boko sponsors with him.

Bad man..... If GEJ just do mistake enter NL one day, cardiac go arrest am, if e read all this our comments..

This must be a big joke...... It only in this our country that we get policies that only the ministers/cbn knows how it will profit the nation as a whole, while the masses will suffer the hardship.... We are still waiting for the dividends from subsidy, the cashless policy is yet to kickoff, now we are hearing 5000/2000 notes... I wonder what they teach this our ministers in havard/cambridge, i wonder, if we have a country...

All the pastor's wei get beef for TB. Joshua, abeg make una chop am, TB no dey chop beef oooo!

jim jones: come on mr birdbrain, try to make a counterpoint...try your hands at some intelligence...in the mighty name jesos, i beg of thee.

see u wei get rock brain, ur head just heavy for nothing, common sence is not common, afterall....

Caporegime: dudes be fair and truthfull to urselves, donjazy is a great produce no doubt, but it takes a dbanj to make those beats count afterall dbanj aint the only1 he produces but dbanj is unique thats why their match was awesome. if a donjazy beats ends up with style-plus, it would most likely be just an ordinary beat, not that those dudes cant sing but its not just the right combo, or are ya'll saying jazzy is better than all the producers in Mecury? im no fan of either but lets get real...

Plz can u give me some names of the producers in mercury, and can they do this dance beat like don j, since u knw already that they are better...

dammytosh: Your argument is flawed and only full of unwarranted attack and assault. Your situation is laughable and no point taking up issues with your kinds who compare application that vendors now include in their operating system and billions of mobile devices with Nairaland.

Only in Nigeria does such comparison exist.

Guess you are really working hard to become a moderator on Nairaland but instead of attacking me for more recognition as you have always done to others, Please bring valid and genuine points.

I am done taking up personal issues with clowns like u. If you have genuine and scientific reasons why you feel an installed open source script is better than a platform with incredible integration features, just say it and stop calling people more intelligent than you lecturers "I*M*B*E*C*I*L*E".

Only in Nigeria will someone show superiority in arguement by calling names. and we hope to move from where we are.

Becos i kald u im** be** su, u started hugging transformers, now that u av called me emperor back,@least u can now rest in peace.... NL is not good, and u refuse to move back to f/b, where u make ur silly comments and see 15fake "LIKES"
N.B: Am sorry OBAMA, i did'nt know it was u..

grafikii: I smell Grammy oo

Abi ground nut

dammytosh: You see why you can not compare this crap with facebook ? If you were to see my profile or read about me on facebook, fear will not allow you type the nonsense you typed. I will allow this pass bye as I weep for this country because people like you are part of the 'supposed' hope of Nigeria.

Next time, you read and move on because i dont think yu score cheap point on Nairaland by posting with your dumb brain. I don't need to compare you and I in terms of Intelligence but i honestly don't need to see you before i know that you are the retardeen here.

Thats y i said NL is better, cos when people like u make ur silly comments, we won't be able to reply u, cos f/b is for fake people, here if u say it well, u'll get thumbs up, n if u say robbish, u get ur thumbs down, cos i don't need to look @ ur face b4 i reply u..... N for the crying aspect, cry for ur self bro' u really need it......
Intelligent ****ci**....

sebastinta: stop hating d truth is bitter...Nairaland is a very good site but u cant compare it with facebook... we all have learnt more than we think on facebook..
we r all saying nairaland is educative...its more of a fighting ground for different nigerian tribes cos thats all i see here.

To start with, dnt'nt generelize d effect of f/b to everybody, say u gained more from f/b, cos i don't knw how much i've gained from f/b, but i've gained a lot from NL....

sledge001: Hmmm! muna really fall my hand but hey! pple make mistakes so just let her. mody! let it pass man, she's just a kid!oooppss. peace Hmmm! muna really fall my hand but hey! pple make mistakes so just let her. mody! let it pass man, she's just a kid!oooppss. peace

God bless u, ma gai, dts how to comment, seriously, am not a muna fan, but i fink she's tryin, bt she disappointed me with dt act, bt its jst dt there wud always b d sane/ insane....

[quote author=BABE!]Rotfl.

I'm almost done with my term. A few months and i'll be free; free like a bird. [/quote]hahahahahahahaha.... So u confirm say madam carry u go finland??

jim jones: look at this retard. modenine had to make a fool of himself in order for deadheads like you to realize that that skank na mumu? modenine has always been an immature old man...with a massive inferiority complex. he has no idea what it means/takes to be the bigger man...and like a more intelligent(than you and modenine combined) @babe had mentioned earlier, modenine could easily have put her on the spot...engage her in an intelligent conversation, rather than blab about the number of years he's put in - absolutely irrelevant years, i might add. disagree with modenine and his ultimate defense is always "bla bla bla...i've been in the game forever...bla bla bla." isnt this the guy that did the song about arsenal football club? legend indeed. modenine=idris=azadus=legends of mediocrity

It's because of people like u, d world wud neva be @ peace, cos u suffer from poor judgement disorder, when i see people like u, i realize dt there is still hope for a child with down syndrome...

[quote author=BABE!]I'm done with you. I can't stand sounding like a broken record to myself.




[i]Cun[/i]t, dropping 57 curse words and sounding like a key stage 2 pupil don't clarify your point. Olodo.

Quote me and counter my point(s) like normal people on the thread have done. [/quote]Javalove has finished u already, i won't add insult to the injury... Abeg go nod ram.....

lari03: is this changy that I know or just some other chancit?

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dammytosh: IS THIS THE JOKE SECTION ?






SO THAT I CAN START ANOTHER THREAD COMPARING BARCELONA AND SUNSHINE FC.


BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES.

Im... Be.... Ci... Le.....!

mankand: You claimed Nairaland is a Knowledge Centre? agreed, but you will have learnt more on Facebook, had it been you were at the right channel rather than posting pictures, commenting, flirting with the other sex and even chatting. Believe me I am an I.T personnel, I have benefitted a lot on Facebook, made good and educative friends and teachers.

Facebook is more the best and cannot be compared to any scrap nairaland whose admin only sit without a sense of humur of integrating into something better

MANNers.....! They didnt ask us to insult nairaland, afterall u said u r an I.T personnel, where is ur own social network?

Ekans: Facebook has a more international outlook,but nairaland is more educative(thats if you are a nigerian). But nairaland has more illitrate or halfbaked guests.No insults please.

I think i would disagree with u, cos f/b is for any any tom and ekans, dts y u wud meet carpenters, mechanics, barbers, bread hawker, ground nut hawkers, they are all on f/b, but i can bet u dt every NL member has an average I.Q..... If u read some status update on f/b, u will almost faint..