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I went to bet and Man U odd was bigger! So the bet company expect man U to loss!?
Guys can you imagine?

Sure, mourinho will let him play maybe at the 88 minute!!!

youmour:
Phock voluntary service

Who send you!?

CastedDude:
where is Lionel Messi abeg?

My brother you need to visit the eye clinic! Abi no be messi you dey see way wear gray suit and hold the number 10 jessy!?

Who cares?!

golor:
Fellow N'landers,please help my virgin bab I disvirgin of recent is addicted to sex, before now she used to hate sex,I beg beg before she let's me in but now d moment I talk of sex she will be glad,she doesn't resist at all,in fact, sometime she initiate it. The only thing that gives her joy most is sex,she just want to have all day,killing me as a student,cause I don't eat normal unlike home but she will expect me to sex with her like 3 to 4 times daily ......am just weak,please what can I do to make her leave d sex addicted habit?

You better no think ham!!!!!!
Na you open that door no just try break up now!!!

falconey:
Bros no time to deal with their craps, when she starts her psycho routine ignore her and give her, her allowance.

I concur!!

We don break up be that!

In less than one year, him hammer like this!? Abeg bubu just appoint me as minister of sweeping affairs! Boys gats hammer oo, and the place na politics!!!

Yeye at its peak!

sunsewa:
Was wondering how a grown up lady like this was single up to now in the land of northern Nigeria.

The thing shock me too!!
Maybe them hide her inside fridge all this while!

Summon indeed!!! How she wan take show Naija?

Richiy:
Not this argument again!!

It kinda depends on my spouse. I would really love to keep it if he agrees. But I heard that guys think it is weird. So we can now give it to my younger brother

Give it to your Younger brother, so that you go fit dey sneak drive ham bah?

marveangel:
what has this one got to do with the economic realities on ground........everybody should just focus on what is important and not these religious nonsense.....if baba fails to deliver between now and 2019 it doesn't matter if Amechi is CAN president he will be booted out.

Gbam!

Make them no bow nau! You know whether na our own king Geoffrey be this!!!?

alfonso36:
Na lie abeg, stop selling nonsense to us, we don wise

You blind, abi no be picture you dey see so?
I've been wearing Afro for 3years now, with all the cream and maintenance yet my own afro never long reach that mad man own!

Where are the doubting Thomas!!!!!

STFUareyouGod:
lol. It was always gonna end like this. Dude wasn't stvpid and wasn't foolish either. Dude had a script he was acting. He had a plan

That baba smart no be small..

mamawin:
he has always been in his senses, just acting out a script. men sha? if to say na woman, they wl call her a gold digger, what's this man digging?

Diamond!

Gbam!!! So it finally happened!!! Thank God the mumu came back to his sense!

kilokeys:
Table and chair Na oche
Only table Na oc
My village men no dey chop biscuits.

Oga na lie abeg, chair na him be Oche for igbo, What about rice and pawpaw, abi your village men no dey chop ham?

Trixxxy:
Yoruba:
#) Pawpaw = Ibepe
#) Tomato= Tomato
#) Biscuit = Bisikiti
#) Rice = Iresi
#) Table= Tabili
#) Corruption = ??

Most of them are borrowed from English and don't have names of their own..... but we modify them to suit our taste8)

You literally didn't give me any of my answers..
You see watin I dey talk!? So nobody fit give me direct meaning to this words?
Lalasticlala can you also translate some of these words to your language? And I won't mind if you can translate the Lalasticlala in your language!

scholes0:
Sorry I speak a Language (Yoruba), not a dialect
So that question is not meant for my likes

Oya no vex, I don change/edit the topic, can I get your answer please, and try give me the meaning of tomato..

kilokeys:
Rice is osikapa joor

Paw paw Na popo

Tomatoes Na tomati

Corruption Na aru ala

Hahahahahhaaha!!!
Brother I be igbo boy and by what I see, na only rice you translate correctly! The rest na wash!
What about biscuit/table?

Yesterday 21 of February was world language day and this got me thinking, how many of us could translate some of these english words to our local dialect:
#) Corruption
#) table
#) pawpaw
#) Tomato
#) biscuits
#) rice
as an igbo boy these are some words I can't get I direct translation for, abeg make nobody come here come improvise I need true translations...

Na club girl ooo,
I no ready to go carry olosho in disguise all in the name of church girls!

cruzita:
see where naija go relax

At least them better pass naija women wey no even ddey the list!

Tpave:
You have said it all. Meanwhile in another news

Make we hear word!! You no read the news! So did I!

Na just mouth DSTv no go compensate any body!
If you doubt me, MTN na example!

datigbogirl:
Meen i gaz sabi dat your area oh...I'm thinking of travelling ds weekend to either port Harcourt, lagos or Delta to go sample some fresh puna but ds your jist dey confuse sorry convince me.

Hahahaha. Baba na you sabi ooo!

On behalf of the lions I say welcome sir!

MeloGist:
Yoruba Girls/Guys Will now be flooding UNN since the Oba Is now the Chancellor, Nice One...

^^^ some should tap this guy to wake up!!!!! Na UNN we dey talk of here, them no even favour their own indigins!!! In the den of lions, its survival of the fittest!!!!

datigbogirl:
No wonder one olosho came back to kano from Abuja saying money no dey dia...she said overnyt na 1500 sef and me dey give her 4k for some superdicksucking skills and sex overnyt...

You sure sey dat 2500 overnyt sex go worth am sha...I'm sure it will be very boring sex no be so?

Just to chook peniiis to & fro...no touching or sucking breast. Na wa.

Bros you get liver ooo!
So you go give one strange olosho your d!ck make she suck, you no even fear epilepsy?
Well you fit touch booby and anything!!
but one secret though, Man city and sunderland dey the same England but you know say two of them no be mate! So is it for our Abuja olosho, e get some area wey you go enter one olosho go fit charge 150k per night but my area na 2k(and no think say the one wey 150k fine pass or get golding punna pass the one wey charge 2k) na just area of specialisation cause ham!