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I can't help but like this man the more!

chigoizie7:
And who said I ve been promising marriage to any Linda, ada or mary?
Haba, why Ee de pain you like this? Na me open them legs for them?

Hahahahaha!!

chigoizie7:
Na lie, women want made men for dis harsh economy. So, we are still hustling to make it big, but body no be fire wood, so we keep sampling some punnies @ d mean time.

Then why not go for olosho instead of promising marriage every linda, ada and mary you meet!?

Once a lady tells me she loves me, I gently hide my wallet, cause that "I love you" will surly lead to one thing!!!!

So if I marry one of those girls and she come born pikin, na so the pikin go worwor like village witch! Girls this fraud has to stop!

Una dey laugh come forget the point the guy was trying to make!
*make I try explain*
Steve job was born in a country where things are working, though no one told us if the parent sponsored him in school, but at least he was able to go to collage which he dropped out; but for our beloved Naija, reverse is the case! How many Almaj!ris get the privilege to go school!?

Na greed/Karma make some men no marry! You wan taste all the babe for your office, area and church! After that you come dey find good chick to marry, wh come marry the one wey you do scatter?

I love them with big b00bs and a$$!!!! How many times I go tell una!?

Deepfreezer:
Do you even read She turned the VP offer down. she is principled and believe it or not if she was around this economy won't be like this.
A prophet isn't respected in his home.

Was she around in GEJ's tenure?

datigbogirl:
Abeg where be dat wey olosho dey collect 2500 for full nyt?

Abuja! Yes I said Abuja!!!

Brilliance9000:
Ngozi is no fool...she knows whom to serve with. Obasanjo, Jonathan...yes. Buhari...No...he still a dictator, won't listen to advice!

Would she have performed credibly well, if given the chance? To me, I doubt that!

Na by force? Abeg make una free the guy/man!

Jerryspryng:
Xcuse me sir, u mean Lie mohamed

We are saying the same thing..

GEJ2019:
Click like if u blv the fed Government is determined to keep KANU in prison by which means possible.

And share if u tink they av become cluelsss on how to handle him

I think I will click on both!!

Okay oo, na so God go dey disgrace and disappoint our mockers!!

Jonaifame22 never sees to disappoint! Always coming up with new ways to under archive!!!!

I no understand...

prettythicksme:
U need to knw dar bf u carry me?

Even jackie no be all load hin dey carry, abi you wan kill me?!

Adaobi12:
yes na, you don't know?

Hinya odiegwu!!! Nothing wey man no go see, well if that's what you want, you can come and have it..

And lalasticlala push the sh!t come front page!

prettythicksme:
u fit carry me?

*Zooms to go check her profile picture returns disappointed* You fat abi you slim?

serendipityF:
Hahahahahahhaha, I no join coz I am not an addicted social media person

Tell me something!!!!

Adaobi12:
biro blue, mixed with palm oil red

Babe na one eye pencil I talk, abi eye pencil don dey get multi colour?

this is the first time am commenting on the first page of TonyeBacanista's post and I don't have anything meaningful to type; but am a strong fan of his and will continue to be, even though I totally disagree with this write up!!

Amosu!!!!! Go get your own man and leave technical stuffs for bubu and the Nigerian Army!

Abeg make we hear word!!!! You guys(ApC) are clueless and got nothing to offer!

Adaobi12:
Olajumoke.

Gbam!!!! Abeg abok! Give this babe one eye pencil I go pay! Which colour you want?

Hmm, I better caution my self before one person go sue me for amount way I never dream of getting!

I no too agree oo, I for chose peter of Psquare but.....

ijustdey:

just a round for N2,000
after slotting your disc with some tro and fro movement for some few sec.....
then, your N2,000 just disappear
kia some men dey suffer sha

And here I am complaining that our olosho who usually collect 500 for short time and 2000 for one full night don increase price to 700 for short time and 2500 for night service!!!
For this change era na hin some men dey misbehave?

That girl sitting on a gallon, is she a model? *who get my drift?

prettythicksme:
lovely husband who always wnt his wife to b happy not like nl guys wey their body too dey hot!

Oya I don bend come sidon for my back and tuern me to donkey!!!