₦airaland Forum

Your question no mature and you dey find mature response!? Na yeye dey do you!! Abeg who see my newspaper?

The few secondary school runz I did, I was fortunate to date beautiful girls(the ones wey even some shameless male teachers dey trip for)
*but I was unfortunate Cause all off them are Classic olodo, I mean Olodo of the highest order!!!

Waris this!!!! See me dey lecture hall dey receive insult from lecturers when others busy deyy turn overnight celebrities just by hawking on the street! I better go look for something start hawking, and I think LadyF and introvert will be a good!

Rapmoney:
It amazes me how our youths think! You said he is bringing 'the best' to his team yet the socio-economic living conditions of Nigerians are getting worse! Am disappointed in Nigerian youths!

Leave that one make him dey fool himself!
He no go no watin go hit ham when he discover say na for Oshodi bridge him wake up due to bubu mad polices!

Slimzjoe:
Cream Ke?

Before nkor!? Abi you no see one fair pass the other?

And the madness continues........

Too bad, but if truly he is a wife beater, he should go to hell!

I can only marry an edo girl with tribal marks..

MrCork:
..but why do u IBO girls like using foto of white women in yor prooofile?(no oofeinse)

If you meant no offence you should have left ibo out that question!

Come on who is deceiving you guys? That's lie jor!

Ginaz:
Sorry for the heartbreak, she really broke your heart. Doh !

So you even took notice?

drss:
so na europa league woman united dey play

Am even shocked that they still play football! I thought by now they will be in agege market selling that their devil fork!

I think one of them is yet to lay hands on a nice bleaching cream!

firstEVA:
WTF!!!

Sorry but that's also what comes to mind reading this trash!

This na era of denial ooo..

aolumaxi:
u Neva see wen person speak bad pidgin before.. e.g He don torn...

Oga all na pidgin!

I got nothing to type!

Ok

Lawd have mercy!!!!!! Is this kgbomo that am seeing?!!!!!

Behira:
How can he play hard to get when he is already hard to want

Mehn!!!!
Baby you got me Laughing my heart out!!!

All I see na bleached ladies with heavy make ups!!

Hmm, so man U still dey play ball?

VickyRotex:
lol. I'm Not!
You're welcome.

it's good to know a lady who knows outside her filed that's rear though...

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I avoid number 2 like ebola, that thing can fall hand die... The rest I did very well including stealing! But you see exam malpractice, am so scared of doing it, even when a teacher gave me expo during my waec, I was so scared of writing it I ended giving the "chips" to a seat mate.... Well I had C6 in mathematics, *no ask me how I take do ham, cause I no know!*
As for bad grammar, I used to tell people "if you no sabi speak good english, speak pidgin!! Nobody go laugh you when you dey speak pidgin cause in pidgin, everything goes!"

Ecoterrorism:
Eziokwu, the lies in the budget wants to kill him.


That budget is a budget of HBP.


Minister of Health denied his own ministry because of the HBP he saw there.


buhari went on vacation abi sick leave (anyone sha) after reading the budget


Saraki problem started again after presiding over that budget


Amaechi ran as fast as his legs could carry him by forming busy doing "anya anya" on railway project instead of defending that budget


I saw Kayode Fayemi at Oracle Hqtrs designing a 750million naira website prototype to present at his budget defence.



Don't talk about what happened to our naira after it saw the budget.

Fellow Nigerians if you see the budget what should you do?


#GetwellChrisNgige

Bro you just killed me!

VickyRotex:
You're welcome. Yes, the one you've got is "Linea Alba" and it's normal, everybody has that one.
Except that some might be more obvious than others, due to the colour of the skin, or the packs of the body. It would be more obvious for a man whose got 6 packs, than a man who doesnt.

Hope you get?

Thanks..
You're a medical personnel?

Guy na the whole tory be this? You better come continue oo.

So who dey deceive who?

VickyRotex:
What is this? Must she show the world?



It's called "Linea Nigra"

It's always been there even before pregnancy, but because there's an increase in the skin-darkening melanin during pregnancy it becomes more pronounced especially if a woman is dark skinned.

It goes off after delivery.

Thanks for the enlightenment, what about a situation where a man also got that line, cause I've got that line too and its very broad and obvious.

Make I spread mat dey watch all the ladies as them wallow in the valley of uncertainty!!