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Decker:
OP what skin whitening cream do you use? .

My brother, this is what we call ''Shine bright like a diamond'' in Rihanna's voice. Help me ask Op ohh

kachola:
chia, bros u nail it. ur fully on ground

My brother, I hate it when people lie. I know FG tried from Benin to Ore. Before you'll spend 2 hours from benin to ore but now it's roughly 45 minutes. But some portions are getting bad now as we speak. And those pics the op posted are pure blatant lies. If the op resides in benin, he should come and meet me at Main Gate(Uniben), I'll take him with my car to ore and he'll show where exactly he snapped those pics. Especially that 3rd pic. It's so annoying.

Op, why are you lying. How can you post pictures of a highway that's not Benin-Ore expressway and you boldly claim that the pics you uploaded is Benin-Ore road... I've been driving on that highway for 12 years now and you should just keep your mouth shut. What nonsense is this? Yes, GEJ fixed a portion from Bye-Pass to Ekiadolor to Ogua then to that deadly bridge between Ogua and Igue and that road is bad and that's why they call it the death bridge if you really know how many lives that bridge has claimed because the contours on that spot when you're coming from lagos is bad, try running at a speed of 120km/hr, then you'll know what I'm talking about. Then from Igue, you get to Ugbogui and down toYalowo to Ofosu before reaching that road Okpokan that customs officer have their checkpoint which cuts out from siluko road and that was the road car smugglers then at @ 1999 used because of checkpoint to beat the custom and highway patrol team. After that particular smuggling road, you'll reach Okada, then to Otu and finally Ore.. Now from Ore to Ondo is Bad.. Let's not even talk about going further down Shagamu expressway to Omotosho then to Fajo, to Kajola, Araromi, Oniparaga and this Oniparaga road was a dead-zone then those days.. If you had anyone who travelled night journey even daytime about 1996-1998, they'll tell you the story of that road. We now have to take a bush-path from Oniparaga cut it out through Ajebandele then burst out at Aiye Town. Then from there to Alakuko, to Ijebu-Ode, all way to Lagos-Ibadan Express way which is also bad..

So, Op don't say things you know nothing about. If you want to appreciate someone, please do it in a sincere way. GEJ tried but stop praising him as if he did something worthy of..

hungryboy:
Madam, come marry me nah,
I dey even find dis kind arrangement,
At least, i'll be patient enough to wait for your death and claim your fortune, before marrying a new wife

Lol , guy you hungry pass me ohhh. You go wait till she die ni. I hail ohhh.

tosyne2much:
Egbon, u still dey dis country so?

I dey ohh. You abandon your guy.

Pappyto:

Stale

Thanks bro.

wristbangle:
baba wetin dey happen 4 here nau?

You go bold enter that jungle baba?

Synzu:
Nope! Its way too tight and revealing. If I sit beside this b!tch then the preacher is just wasting his time! I won't concentrate gan.

My brother, thank you for that. How do you expect me to concentrate on what the pastor is preaching, Especially when she wears a crucifix necklace and it's between her two boobs, she'll be like:

Her: Hello, young man what are you staring at?

Me: Nothing lady (for my mind)

Her: Are you sure you ain't staring at my boobs?

Me: Nah, I'm just looking at the two thieves on the right side and left side of Jesus. That's all.

Damn

tosyne2much:
This thread is not for me



Where's Ronald4lif?

Na lie ohhh.. It's for you Tosyne and Wristbangle along with IamLegend and Obiorathesubtle.

jbazic:
yup from back

Why back na Nor tell me say because of yeye ink na make you dey fear.

Guys, let's be honest. Will you enter into this p**sy?

This is so bad. May God help us all.

LesbianBoy:
I am sure that otunba whatever must be an APC supporter. Very useless set of people! The fool might have even used the picture to mastur.bate sef then come online to blast her

Lolz. How apc take enter the matter na

eleko1:
help me ask those Lil kids.He still go on to summarise what 500 fit buy for market.He copied the story on FB come post it here to make FP,yet still dey do yang. Useless thing

Lolz:DNor mind am my guy.

kizolo:
Y'all should download and listen to T-pain's remix of Classic Man. He killed the beat even far better than Jidenna did.

You're on point bro. That music is da bomb.

Lolz. Just because of 500 naira op, na you nor fit dash your own fellow guy, but you fit spend 3k for woman abi

31 men. Chai, and she go still call that tin private part. Na public utility receptacle the tin don be now ohhh

OP, are you trying to tell me that dollyjoy has mighty boobs. .

Op, since you guys have been fighting and an elderly lady usually settles the dispute, if you happen to marry such lady, my best guess is your disputes later on will be settled either by an Ifa priest, Ayelala priest, Sango priest or Amadiohia priest. Kidding bro.

Seriously bro, you don't have to force yourself into something you know is not right. What's your's will definitely be your's when the appointed time comes. Peace bro.

Tallesty1:
Some questions on here fit make a guy menstruate.

My brother, the question tire me ohhh. After the guy don use him tongue suck everywhere and insert him fingers as he like, na to come help you wash and purify yourself come be the problem? Op, why you dey yarn like this na

Oya, awon name checkers food is ready ohhh

ewizard1:
Easy man.. i dont do e-fight too either. Was only making caricature of you and the other guy shouting at yourselves behind a keyboard.
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Anyways. Sorry if that got you bad.

#Peace

You're welcome Bro. Appreciate. One Love. Don't mind that guy and some e-warriors heaping insults on someone just because the person ideas differs from theirs.

#Peace Bro#

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[quote author=ewizard1 post=42162392][/quote]Mr, I don't like insulting anyone online and I don't tolerate it. If I see a post I don't like, I quietly leave the thread and move on to the next one. Don't say things hiding behind your keypads bro, you never know the person you're insulting is- I'm not saying I'm a serial killer or a psychopath. But mind the way you use words bro.
Adios

Cutehector:
Chinwe abasi


Name sounds like that of a witch

Lolz. Cutehector, you nor go kill me with laugh. Nor let them attack you ohhh.

sauceny:
The woman must be a vampire

Nah, she ain't a vampire bro. I think she's related to Suarez.

PunterTim:
And Have You Seen Me!
I Jus Gave You An Invaluable Shakedown On How To Think On Topics Like This.
You're Welcome,Amigo!

I haven't seen you, neither do I know you besides I only dropped what's on my mind, if you have a problem with it and feel you need to give me an invaluable shakedown on how to think, I suggest we setup a meeting and then you can tell me to my face. Otherwise, just ignore my post and move on bro.
You're welcome too Bro.

PunterTim:
Then Ignorance Is Killing You.
You Don't Offer Help To Ladies?.
You Need To Grow Up And Pick Yourself From The Gutter!
Gosh!!!

Lolz. You're highly welcome bro. Adios Amigo. You can say whatever you like, type whatever you want cos it's a forum. How I wish you can see me one on one and repeat this trash you just said at my face.

How I wish Nairalanders could meet face to face.

Op, God go bless you. Infact, you don already make heaven. If na me, I nor go even shift self, I dey always tell them boldly say-'' I don't offer any help to ladies''. If dem like, make them hate me, na them sabi. Person suppose learn from him mistakes and experience.