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swaggerdgrt:
I lke a yoruba girl who is more crazy in bed thogh,bt I love calabar girl for sexxx nd cooking.I prefer a sex addicted yoruba girl more dan calabar especialy if d girl is beautiful

My brother, na wa ohhh. You wan kill yourself abi

Mehn, the insults level on this thread is ''LEGENDARY''. All because of one dude

Nairalanders, take a chill. The simple truth is if anyone knows or feel the fulani-herdsmen crisis is a propaganda, he/she should get his camping equipment and pay a visit to the crime scene and get hard facts be it true or false rather than staying indoors searching google..

I just pray this ish should be settled and everything should be back to normal.. I hate it so much when I see matured guys and ladies exchanging abusive words here on Nairaland.. We are the hope and future of this nation guys, let's try to be cautious of what we say or do to one another.

To @Fizznation, I get it you posted what you felt was right in your own opinion but you shouldn't just feel you already know a place just because you happen to google it.. I believe if you wanna be a true journalist, you can pay a visit to Nigeria, go to the crime scene, take some pictures, setup an interview with some local residents at the crime scene and there you have it, your hard earned facts bro.

Pls for the last time Nairalanders, I'm begging each and everyone of you guys, we are the future and hope of this great nation. Let's try to settle our differences. #PEACE#

pinceprinz:
Hateu2, do u like men with bald head
Mrsphyno, have you ever been wooed by who u want to woo you before? *if that makes any sense to u anyway*
Refiner, how far about your soldier lover.?
Mimzy, which would u choose; a cheat or a polygamist.? I dont want to hear none of d above oh
Lanicky, whats you biggest mistake in relationships so far?
Monalisa185 or Missmonalisa, Does your bf treat you right.
No rules broken right, op?

Lolz.. This my guy wan kill me with laugh ohhh

Rotfl. All the boys for that zanga go hear am D.I.E. Na to dey hide like rooster dey wait for girls for one corner ohhh.. Their own don be that...

Dojupyo:
Why be sey na ugly people dey misbehave pass

Na so the other musician sey him don "mama" 150 women..
I don't believe in father's sins following their kids..
Nothing go do your daughters, as you take dey "mama"ashawos, na so this following disease go dey run after you..
** cyphi..
** gono...
** staphy..
** eish ai v
Name them.....

Or e fit dey possible sey this wan dey find who to transfer am into

Aturu puo n'uzo

Lolz. Laugh wan kill me ohhh. The tin pain this my sister well well. Anty nor mind the idiot

sukkot:
oh shytttt


maybe his ex lives in that house and he wants to intrude in her privacy by driving into her bedroom

Oga, wetin dey happen na Go modify that thing na, abeg.. I use all the juju for this world beg you. You nor read the post before you comment abi Talk true!!!

opeaceo:
Yours is worse #sipsgreentea

Lolz, abeg nor use laugh kill me ohhh. The girl wan hurry correct person. Chai, english don suffer ''Grammatical bluder''

joshuaidibia:
anoda barker fan spotted. Madrid is facing ManCity, Atletico wil face Bayern, Barca is facing their TV.

Haba bros, so any body wa support city don automatically become barca fans Na wa for you oo bros.

Nothing wa person nor go see for nairaland.

But I seriously doubt this, I suspect a setup.

City to win madrid by 3-1.

David silva, pls show these madrid babies what you're made of.

wristbangle:
Na only this babe get sense 4 this thread. I don't know where others kept theirs.

Seconded my brother. Ahh, na wa ooo!!! My brother, na wa.

Royle2014:
How can a man not have sense with so much beards?

Chisos, oga why na How you go say the guy nor get sense with so many beards. So you dey try tell me say the op na unfortunate fellow abi

Crying!!! Crying!!! Crying!!!


Op, Royle2014 say make I tell you say.......

I believe P-square is the cause of this.. Don't ask me why ohhh

Saw the pic on fb and decided to share it here. To the dudes, which will you prefer? The pretty Lady or 1 Million Dollar$$

Cutehector, Tosyne2much and Wristbangle, Vickiz.

donbenedict:
Abeg eh if any guy deny say him neva send any babe pm for here., abeg ladies make una expose am if u knw say him don send una pm...

I've not sent any lady bro. Do you really believe that most female folks on Nairaland are really who they claim to be Story of my life.. The only two peeps I sent pm are Wristbangle and Tosyne2much and that's because I really wanna meet them in person and have a good time but with a female nairalander, that's a big NO. No offence to Nairaland females.

Cutehector:
I no be gay bro.. I only suck female blood... thank u!

Which kind tin be this na Nor be you come make report for meeting yesterday say one of your tenants dey cause commotion for your house and we come agree say we go deal with am this nite.. Oya, if you nor wan suck blood, I go carry better cane follow body. Ready ohhh, 12am don sharp,so that we go quick come back ohhh

Cutehector:
na plane na.. I knw say u neva enter aircraft for ur life before

Na only you fly come? Abeg keep space for me ohh for meeting tonite ohh. Sha you know say we suppose go suck that man blood tonite, since he dey try us..

Cutehector:
very hot I swear... I wish to marry one from there tho.. leme just get done with wat i'm doin in d country first, i"l just fly and go there again.

Hector!!! Hector!!! Hector, fly ke Which day you come turn Bat-man, Superman or Iron-man brother I hail ohhhh

Masanto:
No be cleavage again?

True talk my brother.. Na ''Leave-age'' e be ohhh..

The one wa vex me pass na when your name be ''AnUoluwa'' and those igbo boys go dey call you ''Anu(Meat)'' as if you be goat or cow.. The tin vex me gan..

But, I nor sure say anybody go give him pikin ''Oshiomo--''.. Na here I stop ohh, I nor wan go jail yet.

The way this matter dey go, make e nor come be say @ the end, Egbon wizzy go end up for jail indefinitely and Anty Linda go join ancestors for cemetery ohhhh... Because this fight just dey start so ohhh..

Or maybe dem be lovers in disguise and at the end, dem go f**k each other.. Who we go come blame then

tuzle:
olodo, come and talk now

Heavy olodo na him be.. E eye go don clear now like kwale spirit.

AyamConfidence:
they swear for you?

Hahahaha..

Had it been God go just do am so that suarez go bite ref, linesman or Simeon, the game go just set wella.

See as her head for inside that cloth be like when you put tea-spoon for inside big tumbler.. Mtcheeewww.

Dija, na joke I dey play with you ohhh

Abeg, make person hear word

Wonderful epistle. Kudos op. More ink to your pen.

And to the dude above me, for your mind you chance me abi Na me suppose get that spot.

Van Gaal be like, make una free me make I break person head. Lolz

Op, my only advice to you is for you to decide if you really want her in your life.

And to those ladies above saying the op shouldn't waste her time, or look beyond her size and all that, lemme ask y'all a simple question. Will any of you permit your younger bro to bring home a girl twice as large than your mums And later, you girls will say you want a 6-pack, pink lips tall guy and won't settle for less yet you want the op to settle for less abi Hypocrisy chapter 2:4-9. Mtchewwww

kITATITA:
Petrol has never sold at control price in the South East

Thank you my brother for this comment. In the early 90's when I do tag along with my dad to buy goods at onitsha, then it was this salon peugeot that was convienient and faster. From benin to onitsha was 70 naira and whenever we stop at any station to get fuel, they always make use of calculator rather than selling at the control price. It was so annoying my broda.