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tosyne2much:
Hahaha


U just dey make me laf

Abeg, na joke ohhh.

Op, you should be old enough to recognise what you want in a lady and what you need from a lady. You should decide for yourself what you really want and stop asking about opinions. No romancelanders will be with you when you're going tru some shit in the long run or when you've tapped out and feeling shitty about letting go of a priceless jewel. So act like a man and do the needful

Op, there are 2 variables here. Either the lady came up with this siphoning skill to milk the guy and make him miserable OR she's being serious and have gone through severe heartbreaks. So in other not to repeat itself again, she decided not to let the cookie outta the jar and see if he's patient and trustworthy to get that cookie. But as you can see, i'm no relationship expert neither am I thinking of going into one now cos it sucks. Trust me. So my advice to him is that he should decide for himself. He should be able to know what he wants in a lady and what he needs from a lady.
Btw op, what harm is there having a no sex relationship?

Some peeps are crazy sha. If she say she's miss gorgeous, make una leave her alone na. Which one come be stretch marks and those insults. Cut her some slack that's if she's really the one behind that moniker and not one janja-weed dude.

Which kind lie be this na

Cholls:
my brother Yeelow fever people everywhere i go.

Back to sender.

Cholls abeg nor kill me with laff ohhh. Lolz

Cholls:
my brother na wa o i thought i read Tit nt Tip. Am out!

lwkmd. Bro, I swear you be perv. How person go write 'Tits For Dating'

Op hope you're ready for some serious bashing?

It's simple bro. Before GMB became PMB, the masses were in control, now he's PMB, he's in charge. Simple.

After proposing at the top of world trade center, deep red sea, moon, 7 star hotel and let's say 6 months later, you'll be hearing trash like I need a divorce or he's not the right man for me. Dumb

Cutehector:
Why can't girls just agree to have dates in either the guy's house or their house...

Lolz. Bro, you're a pervert. Your house ke? You wan rape her?

Depends on the level of diplomacy between us

5 and 9 does it for me seriously. Playing God Of War 4 with a nice wrapped kpoli(weed).

demmy0325:
Rubbish!... If she left with her husband.. Her husband wud av actually saw her dress and knows the kind of curtains they have in their house.. He will simply av told her to change...
You shud try to b mre inventive in your jokes..

Bro try and read before you make a comment. No offense

Who send me message

It's creepy when a lady says ''Tosyne2much, will you marry me and he'll respond by saying ''Yes, Mrs Chima, I'll marry you'' phuck.lolz. Na play I dey joke with una ohh..

MrsChima:
Come here sugar.

Don't implicate me ohh. But madam,those comments about we Nigerian men got me pissed. Not all men are like that madam. Sorry if I said something rude. Peace

Op, in naija that's a big NO but elsewhere, it's possible.

MrsChima:
You do not want to date or marry Nigerian men!

They are horrible husbands, fathers, and providers. Get a Ghana man.

Coming from a Nigerian lady and an igbo lady self. Guess your husband now or to be is/will horrible, terrible, useless and non-functional. Bunch of crap shit.

Tosyne2much and his 10 ways with lady. Nor let dem girls deal with you ohh. E nor go funny. Anyway nice post but some guys dey Bleep up sha. The tin na food

xynerise:
So you are saying all the divorce and break-up stories we have been hearing was as a result of failure to do the things you listed?

I tire my brother, help me ask am. If both parties get common sense, then they are good to go but if not, na jonzing tins for you.

adeh39:
Really? Well none of the five ways can win my heart




#TEAM SCENT

How about a nicely wrapped box of chocolates, red roses and the key to a Bugatti Veyron Super Sports.

Op, these na small ones na. If you know it's against your religion, ethics, moral, then don't venture into it for christ sake. Dem nor force you to marry dem or act those scenes. Btw op, wetin you go talk of films like Spartacus, Unfaithful,The lies, Geminis, Fidelity, Come undone, Spring breakers, Cave man, Addicted. Watch these films op and you'll find out that Nollywood is learning.

Wetin person nor go see these days for NL.

I might or I might not. But some ladies can be damn silly and make you feel like shit in the presence of her friends just because of your caring nature

My dear, no need to worry yourself. But don't be too sure that you've registered yourself in his life just because he introduced you to his dad. Believe me my dear, more packages are yet to be unwrapped. From experience

Wetin be dis na

NicxonXXX:
Charles, have you tried cele babes or cherubim and seraphim babes??
On a normal day in church, dem sabi twerk to the drummers beat with their big ynash (their drummers are always very good) .... but in bed..... Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
They will ride you like a surf-board
Thank me l8r.

I for try am bros but i'm off ladies now. Need to stay focused. Don't ask me why boss

MzMayD:
Thanks.


Most you Nigerian guys want on every white girl's picture you see?

Real or not !

You guys disgusts me !!!


jeezzzzz

Chai. Lwkmd. This is too much. You asked for it bro

Hmmmm. Seriously, I can't date a churchy lady not to think of having her as a wife. Always viewing sex in a passionate way as a big sin. Tufiakwa.. BTW op, nor be food ohh.

Cos it's always the handsome guy that walks up to the lady and say ''Hey, my friend wanna talk to you'' and points to a dragon,