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Sisora:
boss goan marry

Hahahaha come and give me a wifey na.

My towel is very heavy and hard to wash. But to be honest. I wash it once in 2 months sometimes once in 3 months depending on when I have strength
Modified: for those of you tagging me as being *Dirty* biko I'm not o. I always ensure to dry it under the sun everyday. Meanwhile I don't know why some of you lie a lot. Someone says he washes his towel at least twice a week, another one said every two days. I really don't understand, do u guys use pant to clean your body?

Hahahahaha.....Nice write up Op.

One of the major reasons women are attracted to bad boys is bcs they show confidence. And believe me when I say women love self confidence in men.
Secondly women need protection. They choose bad guys over the good one's bcs they want a male figure they can be protected by. Most women who feel vunerable and are afraid of crime search for a man that can protect them. In fact their strong physical appearance is why women feel secure around them.

Datboredberri:


How cute... I'm 19... I can relate... I also hate how adults think our feelings aren't valid... Or the best thing to do is ignore them...

But I'll be honest with you... Love ain't all that... Unless you find the 'one'... Which is nearly impossible... After a lot of rejections and heartbreaks... You would realise how disappointing people truly are... And even if you do find the right person for you, can you keep her? Handle the drama? The pressure? All the bullsh*t love comes with but no one ever talks about? The awkward moments? Those depressing nights she wants to be alone? Your own uncertainty and doubt? I can go on...

Love isn't a fairytale.. It's not 'get her, game over'...

It's tedious... emotionally draining... And everything love isn't...

This man..... Stop masquerading as a lady

Chicago....... The ojuelegba of U.S

chikason22:
Ladies and gentlemen
That's the victory.
Title pursuit continues
FT LIVERPOOL 2:0 EVERTON
Clean sheet
What do you guys below gat to say
I want to ask.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Anfieldfan angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson alfredosky Jentuprinz Guidedee Burna440 Masterflowx Maynation
crazygodd kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost fergie001 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1 Sammy07 openmine lamasta silentgroper vickyrotex mangekyo Ojeemah paulolee sherylbaky Alaganature09 bigdawsnet meksbig
minemrys Silentgroper simeon007 Athemisia Babalbo Goldenjat Iliveforever Blackbishop foutboys Charlex23 Oloniyan Supermajor Oluwafeolami Slimdaddypee

YNWA

Of course we're damn entertained mate.
Everton got what they deserved. Oscar's should be handed to them. Lovely play acting and time wasting. Wish them a safe voyage to the championship. YNWA . MERSEYSIDE IS RED

The introduction of Diaz and Origi actually made the difference. I think the both players should get most of the credit. However I was disappointed with the first half performance by Liverpool, but that's because shitty Everton parked the bus. I knew the boys were gonna come through in the second half. YNWA QUADRUPLE STILL IN SIGHT. #Liverpooltilldeath

Gwan2:
Guy stop ranting, go watch Carabao cup final against Chelsea, and see how Liverpool were completely outplayed even though they won with the 22nd penalty of the match.

Again, go watch Liverpool and Chelsea two premier league encounters this season and you will know Tuchel is Kloop nightmare. All things being equal, that final match till e finish dem dey put mouth

Who outplayed it's opponent is none of our business. ,if you like have 90% ball possession, nobody cares. The major thing was that Liverpool emerged as winners and that's all the history book cares about.

Jostoman:
are they showing Spanish league?

Yes . Tstv broadcast all live Spanish la liga matches including premier league and champions league

GentleKingdom:
Which football dem dey show for TSTV
Help me ask ooo

Tstv shows all premier league live matches on bein sports 3HD and also all champions league and la liga live matches inclusive

Some students sef eeh. I just wonder what some students are still doing in school despite the fact that the school is on strike. Most at times some death(s) could just be avoidable. Rest in peace sha

chikason22:
Tag me with all their monikers.
I want to sort out NL Liverpool's monikers, so I can have a separate list for only LFC fans

Add my moniker too. A die hard Liverpool fan

NwaAmaikpe:





I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.

What sort of wicked advice is this?

Rgade:
Dana + ibom air need to form their own alliance and invade

Dana and Ibom air already formed an alliance since January

OscarJaden:
From lokogoma to Gudu junction is 200 naira,from Gudu junction to apo bridge is 100,from apo bridge to nyanya down to maraba to my place of assignment Is 300


So if u calculate everything is 600 naira.....it will make it 1200 for going and coming back 3 times a week

That's nearly half a million yearly.... Wow

Liverpool should win this one. Would be rooting to see our second eleven in action. Tsimikas, Gomez, Chamberlain, minamino, origi,Elliot, Jones and milner should be starting this. YNWA

Preshieben:
CONTINUATION ABI PART TWO

The bikeman arrived his hut,not house cos it was built with mud with cement plastering,
His room was wack and disorganized...
I immediately changed from my soaked clothes into the dry ones he gave me and wrapped myself in his smelly blanket which my skin reacted to it by itching me so I unwrapped it and slept on his bed without covering myself

I gave him my inhaler and told him everything and how to use it just in case
I turned and face the wall while he slept on the other side...it was still raining, I took out my phone from my where I hid it to prevent water from touching it, called the guy to tell him I'm fine and safe..he said I should give the phone to the bikeman, which I did

He gave me back the phone after few minutes of conversating in their dialect and lied down... the guy told me he has warned him not to touch me,that I should relax,he also apologized for putting me through all what I was facing and dropped the call.

Few minutes to 1am,I felt the bikeman touching me..(I couldn't sleep tho) I resisted him by adjusting a bit.,he shifted closer and held my boobs
I jumped off and climbed down from the bed..he didn't follow...he lay back and listened to me trying to pursuade him not to do what he wants to do .
The next thing was..he stood up and walked towards me ( I was actually leaning on the wall)he came closer, I could even hear his heart beat

The Nigga grabbed my neck so tight and whispered.."Hope you know I can kill you here and hide your corpse,nobody will know? So comport."
He left me grasping for air..and pushed me to the bed...in summary,I was raped thrice brutally within the interval of 1am - 5am.
The third one was so painful I had to fight him and tried pushing him off but he slap me hard and kept choking me that was where the asthma started..
He helped and did as I told him with my inhaler..I passed out
NB:After the first rape..I tried calling the guy I came to see,he noticed and ceased my phone

I woke up to see I was already dressed,I got up and picked my properties..he threatened if I tell this guy..he will look for me and finish me
I nodded with tears in my eyes and he drove off..
He stopped along the way, somewhere so bushy and removed my two sim cards for me and put my fancy phone into his bag,
Ordered me to climbed down and drove off
Omoh!!


Forgetting I'm a fine girl,I sat on the road and cried for what seems like an hour
I didn't see any trace of even a bicycle,
Moments later,a fine car stopped behind me.
It was a lady,she demanded to know what happened,I told her everything.
She gave me 10k cash and drove me off to where I'll see a taxi and advised me to go back to my state.it was like 11am

I stubbornly refused to go home and went ahead to beg passersby for a phone to insert my sim so I could call the guy.
A young girl helped me and I called him
He sounded happy to hear my voice...I didn't have enough time to tell him everything so I called another taxi and he talked to him and directed him...I thank the girl and hopped on the bike.
Finally,I arrived at his house and then proceeded to tell him everything after eating.

He apologized and cuddled me which led to sex..I told him to use condom which he refused,I stayed three days but had sex twice and went back.
NB: he took me to hospital and got me ARVs and postinor 2
Some days later..he called me to say I gave him infection..I tried explaining,he got more angrier and blocked me

Omoh...I collapsed and went down on my knees and swore to God to strike me dead anyday I leave my state to another state just to see man...since then,I've not tried ohh
He later unblock me and begged for forgiveness saying he didn't really get an infection...it was just a way of breaking up with me
I said no problem but I'm done with you.. I'M STILL NOT HEALED FROM THAT HEARTBREAK SHA

I was really pained while reading this. So heartbreaking to realize you've been a victim of rape. Please take heart. And be more careful next time.Tho I'm aware none of this was your fault. I hope you have a valiant recovery from this traumatizing encounter presh.

Preshieben:
Omoh!!
My own long Sha
I almost lost my life

Travelled from Akwa ibom to meet this guy I've been friends with online for two years at owerri Sha,
I decided to use Umahia to owerri since it's closer to Aks.
I left Aks before 10am to Umahia, Umahia has bad roads Sha plus different wahala like trucks falling on the road and others...I got to Umahia by 5pm after waiting for over 3hrs to clear a truck that fell on the road

I boarded another public transport to owerri,
Had to wait for passengers to be completed
We left to owerri by 6:36pm,
Got to owerri by few mins to 9
Omoh!! The weather was so cloudy and I knew it rain was going to fall
I hurriedly climbed a bike to get to his resident,the bikeman told me the place is very far and that it's gonna take like an hour,I told him no wahala and off we went

Five mins into the journey,a heavy rain started coupled with numerous lightening and thunderstorms
I told the bike man to stop somewhere which he did..we waited for more than an hour,rain no gree subside...and I'm an asthmatic patient,
I felt my chest tightening and I was freezing out which the bike man observed..he hurriedly told me his house was near and proceeded to talk to the guy I wanted going to see on phone...the guy told me I should follow him to his house so things won't get worst and promised to find a way to come get me if the rain subsides..

Boom...we climbed the bike under the rain and he zoomed off to his house



Omoh this story needs Part two ohh
Just 10 likes
I'll start part two

Lol. I'm enjoying this. Pls continue

I'm rooting for Liverpool today. Chelsea already won the club world cup this season. So it's going to be a fair share if Liverpool emerge victorious in this. It's probably going to be a tight game. It's either going to be a 2-1 correct score or a 1-1 full time draw. It's all about who needs it more at the end of the day.

Nairaland and lies

obi4eze:
Lol. I heard that their planes be like keke (tricycle) for air

You heard!!! Give urself an experience by flying with them and quit believing what people said. Make una stop this Rubbish abeg. How on Earth would a plane be like a tricycle on air

Nonpartisan1:
What i am saying in essence, is that, if they didn't reduce their rates, they would be swallowed by the like of Dana, Airpeace, Arik etc. Their planes are so small and inconvenient that apart from the cheap fare, there is virtually nothing that would attract customers to patronise them. My take.

What do u mean their planes are so small and inconvenient. Have u flown with green Africa b4?? I've flown with green Africa more than thrice and I must put it to you that all you've said here are false. Don't just go about misleading the public. Pertaining to attracting customers I think a lot of customers are already attracted to green Africa airways due to the cheap price and exquisite services they provide on board. Sometimes last week i flew from Owerri to Lagos and the plane was filled up. Was very sure there wasn't a vacant seat on board.

IbileIfe:
Which airlines fly from Benin to Lagos?

Air peace, max air, Arik air, green Africa airways, Aero contractors. They all fly Lagos to Benin and Benin to lagos

smalldoctor:
Yo don't read the game well. Norwich best hard Liverpool not to score first.

The delay better chances of low score line

As fo Daiz,he will score today

Yooo he finally scores

Ezemarcel:
Seet head

FUTO

Kingsleyebere:
Hall of mercy! close to 750caps!

FUTO

ImpregnaTor:
Only girls like cardi b, deserve gift from men, broke naija girl like iyaebe, Fernandezisback whatever don't deserve a dime from a man

Fervandezisback is a man not woman.

openmine:
He is aging!
Still one of the best despite playing CF which he is not!
He would really do very well as a 10

I just think Liverpool should get rid of him now he still has value in the transfer market and get a more prolific striker

This Liverpool team is such a joy to watch. Impressed with the all round performance. Robertson and Diaz seems to have a great link up play and understanding.i must admit I loved the energy and work rate Diaz gave in. Elliot seems to keep getting better and better. Jota is always on top form. I'll pick him over Firmino anytime anyday. Firmino has been a shadow of his old self. Fabinho bossed the midfield. Thiago's passing and control of the ball was so accurate. YNWA. Next up against Burnley.

YNWA. Liverpool to win convincingly. Just saw the line up.Diaz, jota and Firmino starting. Midfield so much solid. Sure 3 points in the bag

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You know how we deal with weak men who deem it fit to rape my women cos they feel Superior to them..

If this really happened and he is found guilty then let him face the law..he either spend the rest of his life in prison or get executed by hanging then his body dumped in a sewage..

Oga calm down. Try dey understand something wella b4 u open mouth dey talk