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bleeped UP FAMILY. if you know u know

i pity Madrid next season

I see a three horse title race this season between Chelsea, liverpool and Mancity. it's going to be a highly competitive season in the quest for the Epl .as for man utd i think it's still likely to be the same story as we've always seen in the past. Ole isn't a good coach and the earlier the team gets rid of him the better. As pertaining to the relegation, I've envisioned Norwich city to be the first team which would be relegated. Looking at their first six games i really feel for them. it's such a bad way to kick off a campaign. i see them struggling and unfortunately returning back to the championship. And why do i have this feeling that Wolves might be relegated?? With Nuno Espirito Santo gone, i think wolves might loose their rhythm in their play. Goodluck to all 20 teams tho. can't wait

Wishing you a happy birthday Maureen Sylvia, you're one of the person's i respect the most on this forum. you've got a heart of gold. Age gracefully

and bad news are inseparable

smile11s:
You will be lonely

It's better to be lonely

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Nigerian girls don suffer for ur hand sha.

May we never be lost in life

Kakamorufu:
i see poco lee there

yea.... it was a comedy skit. He was among the characters

Emmydarsy:
Times without number...wow, I can hardly forget these silly past. May God forgive me!! I had numerous experiences of it. Would just pickup one of it and share. Yeah, 2009 to be précised, there is this means of communication through small phones called AFRICHAT. with this, no means of facial identification. Its just mainly sending text msgs and thereafter, exchange numbers. That's all! Once u are able to have d phone number, boom!! You begin phone conversation, often times, "extra cool ".....we talked at length describing how your look is, whether, tall or short, fair, chocolate or dark, your location and all that.
Cut story short, I came across this particular girl thru this africhat and based on how she described herself, she should look like Genevieve, Martha Ankomah, or worse ....Simi! I told her my look too and we both fell for each other and was expecting to meet. The day came...I told her I will wait her at a popular filling station at my bustop. Cos we were supposed to go home from there..She was coming from igando, down to Alakuko, that's alagbado area of Lagos. I had this habit of when trying to meet a babe for the first time, my phone will always be only on vibration and I won't be standing at the spot I told her I am. And this is because av encountered similar fuckups b4, and won't want a repeat. While waiting, she called she was on bike riding her down to the filling station, so I positioned myself well, after some few minutes, hmmm....I was surprised at what I saw coming down from bike. I doubted if she was the one, so to confirmed, I crossed to the other side of the road and brought out my already vibrating phone. I could see she was actually the one calling. Jeez, I held my phone and was looking and viewing this girl. She was just a direct opposite of how she described her look. I waited for like 15mins, contemplating on what to do....chai...noo! My frds are home waiting to meet the cute babe have already made mouth on. I thought of meeting her at the filling station to just handover to her the cash I intend spending on her visit as t.fare for her but what excuse would I give for not taking her home. Hsteeew, I felt for her but I can't just take her home and no means of giving her t.fare without linking myself with her. I was forcer to switched off my phone when i could not bear the continuous ringing and I walked off without knowing how she was able to sort herself.

CHRIST. This is hilarious bro. make una no kill me with laugh abeg

Abba114:
just three weeks ago. a girl called me early in the morning i picked the call she start stammering saying its a wrong number. i said no prblm what is ur name nd where u calling from she told me. my mind told me maybe its ur lucky day, i gather courage and said to her f u wont bother i will like u to visit me since u live close to where i live, she said no problem she will come i told her where she should stay when she arrived. 20mins later she called me nd said she is there waiting for me to come and pay the keke driver as she doesnt have any money. i went there but i stay far from where she said she was i called her number nd said i am at the place where are u. to my suprise a fat short creature came out from the keke holding a phone to come if its her i said which colour of cloth are u wearing she said the one wth blue shirt. damn she is the fat creature that i saw. i quickly put my phone in silent mode and runaway, she kept calling my number i pick nd told he we cant meet my ogo just call me nd he is sending me to do an important work she begged me to just come and pay the keke driver i said i cant. to cut it short the keke driver send his account number nd i sent 200 to him

Everybody jus dey lie

CrazyCrane:
I love to patronize just one guy in my area.
Unfortunately,he wasn't around so I decided to patronize his neighbor,she was even rude to me.........
I told her I wanted 35k
After the transaction,no receipt
Went home to pick my box cus I was traveling.
Got to my destination I no see debit alert o
After 4days the money was still intact..
Came back home only to find out she's no longer there...
2months later,I saw her in a busy market and I called her,madame snubbed me o
I walked up to her,she said she can't remember me.
I told her that there's a time she did a transaction for me and it didn't patch through but she paid me......... Pls can you give me your account number to refund you.
She was speechless

This is really commendable. not many people can do this in this current time. I respect you for this

LogotechNg:
UGM again

Am I the only one who feels these new is fake??
No pictures related to the killing at all

No it's not fake. I reside in Owerri and i can attest that this news is valid

tammie24:
If you check am well nowWhat
Na one northerner be the pilot

No that's Ethiopian airline it arrived from Addis Ababa, the pilot happens to be spanish

FarahAideed:
Missed a turn alignment during taxi to align with his go runway .... hopefully there was no damage to landing gear

Lol.u right.R u a pilot?

djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
God go punish you. from your stupud location you just decided to label people you do t know yahoo boys. no facts, no info, nothing. e pain you, as person do the same to you. again, thinder go fire you. uselessness.

I won't banter words with you. You're just a frustrated fellow looking for who to vent your anger on. Move on with your miserable life, that's if you have one. As a matter of fact thunder is a sound it can't fire me. Get yourself an education bcs it's quite obvious you're an ingrate

djsjxjfjdisjdjb:
your dad and mum are 419 too. they worked with fred ajudua

Don't you ever in your life quote me again

All these yahoo boys disguising themselves as comedians. Nasty blaq, sydney and co

Virus99:
Just 3 minutes more God !!!!
First 10 people to quote me tonight...I will bless them.
God pls make it happen just 3 minutes more.

Gee

Zane2point4:
Yes na new road, after parliament

wow.. nice. Never knew futoites were on this platform

Bmuhd4smile:
Hello, I have admission offer from portsmouth University for forensic accounting. Pls are there student hustling job there to meet up with monthly living expenses

R u currently in Portsmouth

Are u guys sure Slawomiir isn't among those guys there? bcs i know he resides in Benin

It is well.

Spiff why quit the Johnson's? Nawa o. I'm not happy tho

This should make front page.

Yea. Once missed my Air peace flight from Lagos to Owerri around February. flight was scheduled to depart by 7am, left Apapa by 5am. Was a smooth ride, but when i got to maryland, the traffic was mad i eventually had to use bike from Maryland to murtala muhammed airport. Got to the airport by 6:55am, the crowd was hectic over there and unfortunately the terminal gate was closed already, i had to pay extra money to be on the next available flight which was by 8am.. i almost cried that very day. I've vowed never to book a morning flight from Lagos to any destination of my choice from henceforth

BigYash:
O boy.. See weed Make them leave these guys go fight bad leaders jare. As if them no dey smoke or use the weed too. Legalize this plant and make money from it,them say no. Na to travel up and down ,steal and kill citizens them sabi. Ondo state governor has said this before,they refused to take his advise. But all of them dey hide smoke am,but dey arrest planters and sellers when no fit settle(bribe) them.. #LiteMyKpoli# Even NDLEA officers dey smoke am. If you doubt me,check their lips and eyes when next you see them.
No body should qoute me and say rubbish,cux I don light my kpoli o..

Dreyton 36 is this ur new moniker?

This is a cooked up lie. I realized this this the moment you said your wife to be is on Nairaland .. I never bothered to read your epic love story till the end. Wonder what you guys gain from narrating fake stories

Gbest90:
What a lovely weekend it's turned out to be.

First Chelsea got walloped by Westbrom. Followed by a Leicester defeat....

And then followed by such an astounding display from the lads. THE MENTALITY MONSTERS ARE BACK!!!

A top four finish which looked unlikely a few weeks ago, now looks almost irresistible.

Trent was unstoppable. (He was like how dare you Southgate)

A special mention to Kyase and Sir Angelfrost. (Tired boys indeed)


WE MATCH ON

YNWA

Gbest 90 i never knew u were a liverpool supporter. And yea Arnold was impressive. i really do hope we would maintain this form and put up an exhilirating performance against an in form Madrid

Liverpool abeg..... no fall my hand today. YNWA

Westbrom ..... haaaa . This just feels so good mhen . at least these chelsea supporters would keep their mouth shut for once and be humble. Their mouth don too much

100 years!!!!! These ones would definetly die in jail