Layshooo:

Sincerely speaking, I know you're in a dilemma, but considering your recency in the job I don't know what to suggest that won't be a lie.

Lol, that's what I need, I'm very bad at it.

Layshooo:

To me it depends on the rapport you have with the HR. In my place, since I'm not spending more than a week I have little concern with HR, but rather with my direct boss.

what do you tell your direct boss considering you're still new?

umt13:


is this the interview question

no, a situation.

Few weeks in your job and you get this invite, what do you tell H.R?

gatti23:


don't be!! it will come in with time

Bless! seen.

Name's on the list but no text yet, should i be worried?

Women can't win. Hubby a waanker its the wife's fault. Wife's a waanker, she's a ho'

samjadinero:
I saw my name! Despite the silly mistakes I made in that exam. Team Osun. But Fam, we still plenty o.

Bros, I just weak, the number of names on the list killed my excitement. Best of luck to everyone.

These guys deserve a feature on World's Dumbest Criminals.

That's the thing with blackmail, never give in to it, better to just bear whatever consequence cos the blackmailer will always come bk for more.

Scratch Card. I think man had gonorrhea. Always scratching and when scratching you'll think he wants to take a free-kick.

When a brother hooks up a white chic he picks one of the ugliest but when a white guy hooks up a sister he goes for one of the finest around.

Hahahahahahaha... Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard, y'all are crazy.

Phranex:


If she was my gf (not wife, someone fvcked her before me na) and she really needs a job.. I would either tell her to record the convo or do it..


Sex is just penny in punna for a few minutes...


I once was looking for a marketer, a girl asked me if her client asked her for sex, what should she do??

I simply asked her if she had a bf to which she agreed to. I then told her to do what she likes but she should remember her bf gets it too

so, according to you non-virgins have no right to say No to sexual advances, they shud just give in to everyone who wants it. Is that what your momma taught you? Then she must have been or still a ho'.

Dated for close to 10years; No problem. Got married and in 2years; Divorce.

Pple will talk down on anything they can't do. Op is talking abt keeping fit being healthy, some persons are talking abt getting money as if keeping fit and being rich is mutually exclusive. Funny enuf, most persons who talk money money online aint shii in RL.

Mehn, forget o, she go collect. Idc. Idc.

Abeggi, make we hear word, all these their dumb P.R moves.

Francon:
Meanwhile, baba on twitter earlier on Kenya vs Nigeria twitfight. Lol

That's a parody account. OBJ doesn't even have a twitter account.

Mandynews:
This lying has been existing since 1789 if a guy on 20years rape a girl of 18. They will say "70years old man rape 6years old girl and vandalised her private part" God help us all...the reason I don't allow any little girl get close to me.

Looooool @ "vandalised private part" Apologies everyone, I know this is a sensitive thread but dude got me cracking up.

E say "Keep some balm" Loooool!

Apparently, most People don't know what "overrated" means. Well, Overrated is anything given too much praise and hype. Being overrated doesn't mean you're bad at what you do just means you're over hyped. Lol, someone saying small doctor shud be on the list, is he even rated to say he's overrated? BTW I don't agree w/ the list.

kelval:
Good God punish ex wherever the mumu they. no be unanimous decision? why i wan make d old fool crawl back? if she try, then she's dead. na me go kill am.. mumu write up. find better thing post abeg

bruh, na who hurt you like this?

Django. The "D" is silent same way the salary is silent.

vani86:


Same thing with niggers, if we are getting the p. You can friendzone me to d moon. I dont care

there's a difference between the friendzone and friends with benefits. Sex doesn't happen in the friendzone.

I don't understand pple who go on other pple's social media to insult them, "she's a biiitch" "she's a disgrace" she's this she's that BUT YOU FOLLOW HER why NOT JUST UNFOLLOW and mind your business

LesbianBoy:


Nah........Go listen to "9ice the ingrate" by ruggedman....ruggedman wicked i swear! See finishing!

Lol, yh. 9ice and Seriki only made noise. Ruggedman didn't even say much, his protege Chinaydu killed 9ice, that guy is evil.

Maga don pay, shout Halleluyah!

What manner of fvckery is this?

Don't let your Husband/Wife stop you from finding true love

Coming to America & Prison Break. Love this Barbershop The Next Cut too

My Grace Amah, My Gorgeous Grace Amah. *in smeagol's voice* My Precious.