sugah:

Baby will be fine for the trip. But how about the mummy? Will she be fine for the trip? Has she recovered fully?

Alright, thank you.

Primrose9ja:

No one knows.... its quite a distance so I suggest mother and baby go by air.

Ok, thank you...

Hello,
Please is it safe to travel by road (private car) with a 2 weeks old baby from Kogi to Lagos.

Mogajunior:
It was just an innocent question devoid of any motive. Am naturally inquisitive.

Inquisitive kill you there, can you ask her any of those questions in presence of her folks or other neighbours? To think you're in your 30's and she's just a teenager is the saddest thing in all of these. Agbaya!!!

Amanofwisdom is a scammer, I've seen that picture all over twitter from different handles.

Swear down, this is one of the funniest threads ever

yinkard4me:
Few days to my marriage introduction ceremony, I had this very nice low hair cut I did just before I travelled down home from my base. Two days to the Day,I thought it would be nice if I did a lil carving and adjustments to make the hair look newer. There is this salon I used to see a lot of guys flocking around and I thought to myself, this guy must be good. On getting there, this guy's first touch on my hair removed a thick portion of my hair that I could see my skin from d mirror. I was like whatttttttt? The boy said my clipper was slippery, lol. I wanted to cry, I just told him to remove all the hair .

I fucking spat on my phone after reading bolded

carbon1224:
Make I give you land for ikorodu

shadrama:
pinchure or u are a talkative

She committed suicide and the first thing you thought about is to waank to her pictures?

Glycosunde:

I hope you have sense now. Do you know how many football prodigies who became carried away and never utilised their full potentials.
where is baloteli, even tevez, Adriano etc. The only reason messi n Rinaldo have held d world bound for so long is because they know what they want from football. If not for guadiola, sterling was also on this path b4

Tevez didn't fulfill his potentials? you must be joking. What path was Sterling on?

Teewhy2:


Am not judging or saying this is what most Nigeria players do but Kelechi should watch out.



Local man cannot agree less, most people always want to use material things to get happiness.

You should learn the difference between Couldn't agree less and Couldn't agree more.

RyanD147:
Tithe or sowing seeds doesn’t make one rich.

The only thing it does is simply this;
If you’re gainfully employed, it only brings UNMERITED FAVOUR to unlock your path to success.

You can’t pay tithe or sow seed, sit at home all day and expect the unmerited favour.

I wonder what your pastor has been teaching you.

Lol, what does Unmerited Favour mean?

Lol, Eniola really doesn't want it with N6, the worst muthafucker to fvck with.

I guess I'm the only one who actually thinks the guy was complaining and not happy about what he found in his food.

They tweeted that when they scored, before it was disallowed.

Jimi Agbaje, the only politician who amasses wealth by losing elections. If you know...

The length people go for publicity.

Oops!

"Literally on fire" You do know what 'Literally' means, right?

Davash222:
Paul should comman and swear he didn’t fork this girl

Mayweather is a freaking business man. Man made millions of dollars for a fight that lasted just about 120 seconds.

Lol, how many captions will this picture get na?

You have to be a special breed of stupid to believe this.

If you watch The Simpsons, you'll know it's a satirical depiction of the society. The Nigerian Prince scam is a very popular scam. Btw, Fox TV are not the creators of the cartoon.

Wha tha fvck!

Lol, Baba say he dey play along

Love IK sneakers!

You have to be a special breed of stupid to believe this.

"To show Wizkid what he is missing"

He for smoke with unseriousness?

AndriaRich:


I think he'll be just like a back up plan for Robbo...
#ynwa...

Lol, 35M for a back up LB? Not a chance. There is no truth in this rumour. A GK and a play maker are LFC priority.