Preca:
Better go and buy more textbooks for them

Looking at ur D.P I can understand why you're bitter. No worry e go better.

I was saying ugly ugly till the last picture... Dayuuumn!

Won't be surprised to see this same picture on some stupid blog saying he was caught with human head.

Eyoh01:
bae said it because I don't beat her

Lol, WTF?

Guess I'm the only one who doesn't find this funny, just fvcking embarrassing.

Mary Poopins

Fabulosdave01:
Seems like an intri to a porn scene.

haha, you know!

samsam2019:
Tbh we don't even need a coach to destroy every other African teams.

I've watched most of the women nations cup and it seem to like we are just bullying them

Lol, swear down! I didn't see any tactical/technical input. We were outplayed by SouthAfrica and Cameroon. The only reason we won was individual brilliance.

CXLVII:
This pretty Babe wouldn't have settled for a wowo Eminike if it's not about the Benjamins

... and Emenike wouldn't have settled for her if she wasn't pretty.

Who's the Ref, she blows for every damn thing, she must really love the whistle.

Bartels01:

Don't forget you're gonig for a semi-militatry camping.
Weather guy or lady, while on parade you'll realise the importance.

Lol, I camped 2years ago.

jawnieJorh:


Now are u a goat or a monkey? choose one

GOAT

If you're a guy and you take waist pouch to camp, you're a fagggot, just get shorts with pockets, I mean bar your wallet and phone what else does a guy carry.

Isn't Zahra like 21/22 so what's the meaning of "why didn't he marry her before" like when she was 14 abi

Genevieve is the ultimate bae goal.

Aunty Kate can always get it...

Nigga be on some reverse psychology shii, looking for a chic to give him pity pvssy.

Endougs:
Congratulations man
But an wondering now what will be of William if you keep this your impressive form.

Victor Moses isn't the one keeping Willian out, Pedro is.

Song didn't need Wiz, he didn't add anything, and the Video director shud have done better, Video was dull besides that good song.

Imagine taking shots/trolling a man's hustle, If Ice Claps back now, them go say dem be fans. Funny thing, that idiot might be one unemployed brokeass fvcktard.

fapcrook:
American election na election? If den no snatch ballot box , that no be election ooo. Na Nigeria na real election dey happen

haha, election that dey did not share wan wan tazan and rice, is that wan election?

fidelix007:
pls anybody from Edo here. I didn't get the SMS for the reschedule.is the reschedule valid cos my date is 7th and am travelling sat

yes sir, Edo's been done.

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Pls, I just got a text that mine (Edo) has been rescheduled to wednesday from next week monday, who else got this abeg? These pple have killed me

mrbillz:
What would you have done? Fight them?

err? follow them to wherever they're towing your vehicle to? besides how can you let pple you dont know tow your vehicle?

pypa:


Thanks.
I don't know how to calculate it. I'l just go on a one week diet so I can lose 4 or 5 kg to be on the safe side. Just confirmed my weight to be 85kg

i can calculate it for you if u know your height besides there's nothing to be worried abt, someone said the max is 30 BMI and anything more than 30 is obesity.

rahymat:
Ghosts are everywhere at the market,streets,restaurants etc they also organise meetings in d night in a secluded place,a man said he was walking along d road in d night nd he heard some voices coming out of the tree without him seeing pple talking he ran like a mad man without looking back.my cousin was outside in d night we we were all inside d house he saw a demon holding a stick as if its going for a mission he quickly hid under d table nd d demon passed his front but didnt see him its God that saved him on dat day his mum cried as he narrated the story to us

Lol, Na so. A man said, a woman said, he said, she said, they said.

Funlordjnr:





Make I send my younger sister to send am friend request for facebook 1st, make she no realise say na uncle wan waya am as her father bin dey waya other people kids!



Van vicker your papa, I'm coming 4 her!

as them dey waya your sister too ba.

Lol, I Love Simi, just fooling everyone. Shebi una want something to talk about, she go give una.

Sholyments:
Pls what's the minimum heihhgt to make screening?

1.67m for guys, while 1.64m for girls.

Never had the balls to cheat, was just too scared. I'd rather a C/O than risk a suspension/rustication.

Layshooo:

Just take time and present yourself perfect for the few days before your efcc hustle so there will be better chances for you calling for absence dying minutes.

Bless Bruh.