AdolfHitlerxXx:
He is getting too old for this kinda trolling (if he did it -UNLIKELY)

Can't imagine Timbaland doing this

The person who did the graphics even put his signature on it but you just want to be unfortunate.

BenShammer:
Is that supposed to be a punishment for her? If you hear a girl say to her bestie "babe drink enough baby oku so you can knack him till day break" would you be terrified? Why d'you guys think sex is a horrible activity for women. Duh, they probably enjoy it more, its only a chore when the guy is inexperienced or she has medical issues

Lol. Bruh, I don't even understand. It's almost 2018 and some guys still think sex is some sort of punishment for girls. Imagine giving a girl 10k and still end up giving her an orgasm. She's the winner here.

Malawian:

is your zodiac cancer?

It's almost 2018 and their are still people that believe in zodiac signs? Lol, you people should leave this trash in 2017.

EbukaHOkechukwu ope o ....ex convict [/quote] you don't know what ex-convict means, do you?

Yeligray:
No be taxi be that

Make she turn am to kabu-kabu

You know what they say about stones and glass houses...

Luukasz:
At 24 Mark of facebook was already a billionaire or close to being one.. you don't have to list your achievements, they will speak for you when you've truly achieved

Reekado isn't responsible for your misery, jealous mofo, young man is doing well for himself and you want to be a hating bitch, next time you want to do a comparison use yourself not 'mark of facebook'

tesppidd:
Are these the best boobs rivers can offer?

Hahaha, you're a fool.

lonlytroy:
Wetin he go do 4 Canada
Stay and develop ur cun3

But... but he's a Canadian

Una go just carry any random picture online give am any caption una like. Well done sir!

Ogaonos:
or a gentle mumu wen reality setin e go regret.he doesnt knw dt adult filmstar ar independent expensive ashawo in real life their client ar celeb nd rich pple who can afford 3k dollar 4 a nite dt y celeb dnt date dem unless she retired.

Lol, what reality? They've been dating for 4 yrs so what other reality wants to set again. by the way is there any difference between a porn star and a prostitute.

Feyol55:
As a Liverpool fan, it's definitely Lovren and Henderson, both are calamity always waiting to happen

... And a little spice of Mignolet.

Y'all know that Sars account is just a Parody, yeah? Ok.

Mahn, Yemi Alade tho *whew

Xerox01:
Na sikiru plumber

T baby

comradespade:




You think you are making sense?

Please, next time just ignore that account, the person behind it is a frustrated troll who feeds off attention.

cherr:
What's going on with Tiwa's teeth?

I think she's wearing braces.

Realhommie:
The joke was a stupid one, insensitive and needless.. Not everything you joke with, common now. Put yourself in his shoes, haba.

Ah! didn't you get the memo? Na savage generation we dey, where we now excuse bad manners and unruly behavior to being savage. It's the new cool for these kids.

duduade:
This Ubi guy has temper issues

you attack a man's family, he responds and you say he has temper issues, really?

Wow! I actually thought they cover their mouths so we can't 'hear' what they're saying by lip-reading/speech reading them.

stillondmatter:


Adesua must have told you this

Who does passionate kissing without reaching for the engine house sooner or later

First of all, this was culled from a movie scene. Are you saying actors who kiss in movies always end up having sex? and what if Kunle smashed Adesuwa so what?

thelostchronicl:
Very ugly and brainless

Brainless? Errr... maybe but Ugly? Nah.

sexybbstar:


There was my street brother who died some years back. The death wasn't ordinary. I still saw him around 8pm and we gisted till around 9pm.The following morning I heard that he shouted in the midnight and blood started coming out of his mouth, nose and ears. Unfortunately he died within few minutes and he was buried at the church burial ground.(hes epileptic). A year after his death, a street bro who has been away for two years came back and started abusing his friends "you guys are stupid, imagine Solomon is rich and you are still hustling. Can't you forget your pride and beg him for money. He's fvcking rich now". Those guys couldn't say anything, they were astonished. One of them asked him where he saw Solomon. He said he came to fuel his car where he was working as a petrol attendant. And he was putting on a nice shoe, he described the shoe and the shoe happened to be the last shoe Solomon bought before he died. He said they greeted each other and he asked of them (the friends). He said as he was attending to the next car, he drove off. His friends had no option than to take him to Solomon's burial ground. He couldn't sleep that night.

The second experience, I was sitting with an OSBC TV presenter who is a friend of mine,then someone brought a letter to him that he should read it during one of his programmes and ask of people's opinions because he's confused. We read the letter together. The man wrote in the letter that he was travelling to ondo state to greet his mum after 2yrs of being away. On the way he saw his childhood friend and he gave him a lift. They talked about how time has passed since they saw each other and the events that occurred during those period. As they got closer to ondo, the friend gave him 5000 naira to give to his son,so he alighted from the car. As this man got home, he told his mum that he saw his friend and he gave him 5k to give his son. The mum told him his friend died a year ago. This man was so shocked, so he wrote a letter to the TV presenter that he could not deliver the money to his wife neither can he spend it. He's confused on what to do with the money. I intentionally waited till he started the program when he read the letter. So many people called and shared their experience too. A man called him and said he should just visit the woman and give her the money without saying anything.

So, your PERSONAL EXPERIENCE is just Hearsay? WTF!

merbenko:
Is the merit best on first class or what? if yes then i am not qualified but if is based on 2:1 then i will tell you 15 of my friends including me will have scale through, while this navy stuff 12 of us were shortlisted, so tell me the merit u are talking about

Ok, no vex.

merbenko:
Did u want them to tell you the are connected in social media?

So, are you saying EVERYONE who got invited has connect? 'Cos you didn't get invited no one else would have gotten invited on merit? Ok.

What's with the headline, how do you know they're yahoo boys?

Wisdomkosi:
Samuel Eto only denied promising to give money to every Cameroonian Coming back from Libya but didn't deny paying for the flight tickets. See photo below

Oga, the Cameroonian government paid for the flight.

Mariangeles:
It will all unfold before your very eye...I pray you live to see the day , then you'll understand the scripture " touch not mine anointed and do my prophets no harm"

Lol, God SA on anointing sorry o. you were there when they were anointed na.

brunobaba:
You've spewed enough trash,now lucifer is looking for your mum.

Lucifer told you this on WhatsApp abi?

DanseMacabre:
I bet that Mugabe had nothing to do with well over 90% of these quotes.


Nigga was too busy maintaining his precarious hold on power than to be free enough to construct anecdote after anecdote.

He had nothing to do with those quotes, they're all made up. Most quotes by famous people on the internet are false. All you have to do is write a quote on their picture and everyone believes. Its the internet afterall, most people on here are slow.