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the only traffic i can see is her endowment.

...and his country is in recession...?? I guess recession means the rich gets richer the poor turns cannibals

did buhari say he's sick? wots the prayer for?

HarveySpecter1:
They no dey beg person that one.

If you take a refurbished pu$$1 to your matrimonial home, you will be cheated on.

Naija men don't know how to manage pu$$13$.

Few words are enough for those who want to enjoy their marriages.

naija women don't know how to manage over used dick either!

my president will return until his London doctors are satisfied. ..so Nigerian doctors can go to hell abi?
and tomorrow someone will tel me I should buy made in Nigeria goods...when our president is not even being made in Nigeria!

enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?

so u mean guys who suck pussy might have sucked? ?? o lawd!

let them sit down and turn fulani suya na dem sabi but in Lagos we dare dem to dare us! lets know who the real herdsmen are. ...

are there no engineering students to fix the car? abi wot re dey paying fees for?

this shows what lack of communication can do in a family. if there was communication btw husband and wife, the woman wouldn't borrow such huge amount without letting the man know and probably he wuld v stopped her, and she wouldn't commit suicide if the husband was discerning and caring enough for her. ..

jerryunit48:
Him no get wife ni ?

she be maid?

MrMcJay:
When your son asks you why he should work hard andake it, show him this wedding picture.

When your daughter asks you why she should work hard and make it, show her this picture.

and if they don't make it after working hard. ..
show them the picture too!

if u don't want to give us light give us kerosene to light our lamp abeg!

government policies, education sector and private individuals can help encourage herbal medicine.

If you are a sex freak, just gimme 100gm of tramadol and one bottle of Alomo, I will end your career in one night..[/quote]exactly what the Pastor said before he died!

Mr moody, please forecast naija bet for me ?

bluediesel03:
Hope you will now repent?

u just sinned!

He should simply remove whatsapp and viber from mtn network na, abi na by force to use them?

amaechi1:
A display of stupidity is not a show statesmanship.

we prefer stupid people to dullards!

mtn has already started theirs. Cos the way they bill for calls these days is scary. 100 naira card is just for 3 minutes!

StOla:
A minister is an administrator.

The only ministry that requires a member of same vocation is ministry of juctice because the minister doubles as attorney general. A doctor cannot argue government's case in court or give legal interpretation of a judgement as an attorney general would do.

A Minister of Health is never required to examine a patient or carry out medical examination, perform a surgery or dispense drugs.

A Minister of Works is never required to design engineering plans or structures or tools. Neither is he/she required to operate equipment.

A minister is a political administrator for the ministry. Any governor who has managed a state where such ministries exist and were functional during his tenure, is more than qualified to handle such ministry as the direct administrator.

Overcome your ignorance.

another fashola using grammar to cover up d truth

and one sharp guy go don yansh her tire for free.. while dis mugu wey him future neva sure dey dash her 1m for free na wa oo

drive it urslf or hire purchase

this are d end times... God is calling back his.own else.dey go astray ....even the elect will easily be deceived at the end time.. no doubt pple are beginning to doubt God

this are d end times... God is calling back his.own else.dey go astray ....even the elect will easily be deceived at the end time.. no doubt pple are beginning to doubt God

this are d end times... God is calling back his.own else.dey go astray ....even the elect will easily be deceived at the end time.. no doubt pple are beginning to doubt God

WindUpMerchant:
Abd the ones who chose to visit club houses that day, or go for all night service with aristo still dey alive. some girls go do inter state travel for runs with aristo, and dem go arrive safely. And these students were returning from Church camp, yet they died. we alive, are we beta than these people? or finer or richer or more educated or more righteous? were alive only because of God's grace.So grateful to God for life.


May they R.I.P, and may almighty God console their families.
#sad

so d grace of God nor reach dem abi?

please what is MEND? is it a tailoring outfit?

martineverest:
gas cooker is the answer

some people dont even have.money to buy kerosene talkless of buying gas cooker

them say buhari doesnt care abt expensive shits...
he got a car, one house and few cows...
he will treat d country well...
now we see them with expensive shits....
flying round d world ignoring d masses...
we go talk... cos we were deceived!
apc deceived us!!!

[quote author=Zoharariel post=48210540]R.I.P soldier! Now is not the best of time to join or enrol in the Army, because when you do, you're automatically deployed to Borno, Adamawa or Yobe , unless ofcourse your father or uncle is related to Buratai (COAS).

The bible says (even though I don't believe in it) in Proverbs 22:3 - A prudent man foreseeth evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished ; meaning - A prudent man sees evil and hides himself; the naïve proceeds & pay the penalty.

That same verse was repeated in Proverbs 27:12.

you dont believe in the bible and u quoted it twice?
na brainless pple like you suppose dey for warfront.

una grammar too much.... abeg who groundnut, my garri don swell