ValNweze: why ws Jesus nt prosecuted for chasing pple selling stuff out of d church..even scattering their goods..teling them my fathers house is d house of prayer n nt d den of thieves. Mayb be u shuld tel me where d bible commanded one2 b a witch for christ..instead d bible says 'suffer not a witch to live".

Does the Nigerian state use the Bible as its Constitution?

kolexy: Try Ibo girls, they are very cheap. But make sure you have enough money to meet their endless wants.

You are a heap of contradiction.

Pregnancy is sexy. The body of a pregnant woman could be curvaceous, making it very sexually attractive.

It is in order to make love to a pregnant lady. Just some changes in positions are required. However, you may be advised to avoid sex if the pregnancy is high-risk, that is, if it is twin or more, there has been a history of miscarriage on the part of the woman or any member of her family,etc.

So, a man who cheats on his wife when she is pregnant will still do so when she isn't.

Jos – A 38-year old father of six, in Plateau State has been sentenced to six months imprisonment for using an axe to dismantle an explosive planted in a market, an action deemed to have endangered the lives of those around.

Monday Davou, a farmer, who was convicted by a Jos Chief Magistrate’s Court on Monday after pleading guilty to the charge of negligent conduct was, however, giving an option of a thousand naira fine.

He was arrested by security agencies on April 4, after he was found to have used an axe to scatter an improvised explosive device planted at the Riyom market by unknown persons.

The prosecution said the action could have endangered human lives contrary to Section 196 of the Penal Code.

Davou in pleading guilty said he acted in ignorance as he did not know the implication of his action.

He therefore urged the courrt to temper justice with mercy as he was a first offender who had a wife and six children to cater for.

Following his guilty plea, the prosecutor, Mr Yahaya Adamu applied for a summary trial of the accused in line with Section 157 of the Penal Code.

The presiding Chief Magistrate, Venchark Gaba agreed with him saying there was no need to drag the case since the accused had pleaded guilty. He therefore sentenced him accordingly.

http://vanguardngr.com/2012/05/man-sentenced-for-detonating-explosive/

Whether it's a waste of time or not, you may need it, so DO IT!

I wish her all the best. But one thing I must say is that the scholarship given should not be trusted. I remember when I was the best student in my department in a session I was entitled to some financial encouragement. However, I was only given a certificate. I received no money as it should be. Promises shouldn't be trusted.

Viewing centres are fun, but not in an area "supervised" by Boko Haram!

dabrake: ..... i will die immediately after my NYSC. since then, i haven't been co-ordinating well.

Whether the prophecy is true or not, just be prayerful. Ask GOD for an all-round protection and blessings. Flee from sin. You must live to fulfill your destiny.

Devotedly be saying this prayer:

Prayer Of The Holy Cross
God All Powerful, Who Has Suffered On The Tree Of The Cross – Be With Me.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Have Pity On Me.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Be My Hope.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Turn Away From Me All Sharp Weapons.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Pour Into Me All Good.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Turn Away From Me All Evil.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ - Preserve Me From All Spiritual And Temporal Accidents.
Holy Cross Of Jesus Christ, Now And Forever, Jesus Of Nazareth, Crucified – Have Pity On Me, Make The Invisible Fly Far From Me Now And Forever And Ever.
Amen.

htajz: .....you must be crazy suggesting to find someone from their first name in a country of over 150million people.

The sample space here is not the Nigerian population, but the number of MALE students in ABSU.

ifyalways: Boy or girl?Seems 2face got the dominant gene,the semblance is glaring.

Nobody would've accused you of being silent if had remained so. I wonder who you were looking at when you said the baby resembled Tuface!

freecocoa: ............ they both are very important but if I'm to rate, I'll put his birth first.

It is NOT about rating! Ask yourself; why did Christ come? Is it to be born, or to die, resurrect and save humankind? The answer to the question should tell you which is more important.

Mekozoral: .......... what strategy can i use so dat i don't sleep with him till my weddin night cos, i'm really havin a big struggle with my hormones, even though he his a perfect gentle guy, i'm scared of myself cos d way i feel lately, i hope i won't be d one 2beg him 2make love 2me, pls hw do i contol myself......

The best way to avoid temptation is to flee from its occasions. For example, if a guy has sworn not to touch their beautiful, sexy househelp, it would be in order for the guy to avoid staying alone with the help in a room, when no one else is in the house. If you want to keep your virginity, don't have a boyfriend for now!

When you eventually have one, make it known to him from the beginning your intention to keep chaste till you're married. Work towards it, keep away from occasions of fornication, pray. God bless you.

Bomvastin: Pls u guys shud edit ur english b/4 posting. The grammer i see on nairaland sucks, 1 cannot comprehend

Charlsecy4: Your response DEFINITELY doesn't apply to me, and never will.
I think you should correct yourself first.

Bomvastin: Are u guilty? i didn't mention names! If ur grammer is ok, why bother? I've nothing to correct.

I have no problem with English, but a look at the sentences you wrote would indicate who has something to correct and who hasn't. I am not against your call for people to adhere to the rules of grammar; but you should at least try to practise what you preach. For example, you couldn't even properly write the word "grammar!" Who told you it's written "grammer?" And many other stupid slips (bolded) of yours!

Bomvastin: Pls u guys shud edit ur english b/4 posting. The grammer i see on nairaland sucks, 1 cannot comprehend

Your response DEFINITELY doesn't apply to me, and never will.
I think you should correct yourself first.

orlahboi: A friend of mine ask me this question buy i could not give a suitable answer..pls help

jackima: Easter is important but if Jesus was not born we will not have Easter. So Christmas is the most important. Thanks. Chikena!

100% sure, Easter is more important than Christmas to Christians! In fact, Easter is the MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL CHRISTIAN CELEBRATIONS. The Passion and Resurrection are the primary purpose for which Christ was born. The Death and Resurrection confer salvation upon believers. To make man closer to GOD is the reason GOD has been sending His Prophets, but now He's sent His only begotten Son to die and restore peace and salvation to man.

Ask yourself; why did Christ come? Is it to be born, or to die, resurrect and save humankind? The answer to the question should tell you which is more important.


Thank you.

animari: I think the important thing is whether one believes in Christ and whether you have a personal relationship with God-A true believer doesn't need a date on the calendar to celebrate events- maintaining a relationship with God and obeying Him is already a challenge and He will reveal Himself to you

Why can't you answer a simple question?

I would go for Ini Edo. That girl is damn sexy, curvy and beautiful [remember it's just dating, not marriage oooooo!].

DONkollione: i'll settle 4 just 1---) (beyonce) hw about you? pls u can gv reasons too!

You have even broken your own rule; where is the reason you gave for your choice of Beyonce?

mukina2:
April Is here!
May This new month bring lots of good things for each and everyone for you ..
least i forget

RUBBISH!!! Are you going to create another thread saying "Happy New Month" when May comes? Worst still, it's on the Front Page!

Anyway,
Monday has been found to be the most favoured day for suicides, and April the most popular month.

Tomorrow (02/03/12) is Monday, in case you didn't know!

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.

akyus: PLS, HELP ME TO CHECK MINE 26151556JG

Economics = 42; Commerce = 41; Mathematics = 39; Use of English = 51
Total: 173

The site is working now! I just checked.
http://www.jamb.org.ng/unifiedtme/

slimyem: inability to express yourself in simple and correct english is an instant NO!
There's no excuse for bad english especially if the speaker claims to be educated.

I strongly believe you are from England. If not, you deserve mercy! Again, your type could run into, and welcome an eloquent demon!

Come to think of it, do you begin a sentence using a small-case letter as in inability, and do you use a small-case letter to start a proper noun such as English?

@Poster
Emotional cheating is the same thing as adultery. Don't flirt, online or physical. It's bad. You are married. You never can tell what the final outcome will be. Big things start small. Problems will come up in marriages, but they must be resolved!

Emma_B:

Its like i knew, didn't bother reading them

You didn't know. You could have lost 25 marks!

metaldude: I can't believe this!Is it possible for parents to forget his or her child's birthday?I celebrated my birthday three days ago;my dad and mum couldn't even call me on my birthday.It was on the 2nd day,early in the morning that my mum now remembered.She started pleading with me that she forgot.Seriously,Is that possible or has it happened to anyone before?

The truth is that birthday means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to me. Call me or not call me, I will never bother.

tit: Please what is the url of the nigerian online newspaper independent?

Consider http://www.independentngonline.com/
I am not sure it's currently available though.

collinsfbi:

You are very wrong, when an uncountable noun is used in the subject form of a sentence, the form at which it's being used will definitely determines the verb that will precede such. Therefore "have" is the correct form of verb to precede "All our equipment"

On this note, the perfect form of the sentence should have been; "All our equipment have a six (6) month manufacturers' warranty." instead of "All our equipment have a six (6) month manufacturer's warranty." because it's crystal clear that all the equipment can not be from the same manufacturer.

paulknight: It's very correct. The Englishman uses the word 'equipment' for sing./plu. Again, since u used 'All', 'have' is correct. U'r good to go.

I bet you didn't know that all, meaning everything, takes a singular verb, but all, meaning everybody, takes a plural verb. Therefore, the all in "All our equipment," must necessarily take a singular verb. All our equipment is........ (is standard English).

Examples:
All is lost (all means everything).
All are present (all means everybody).