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No .2 make we use fvck scatter our bed, and kill our selves, me I kukuma get high libido, so I need my type, there are so many styles to be practiced

Chai!!, So baba no go ever get beards again for this life, ...happy birthday bigwiz

Your papa fvck up big time

I'm 6'2 inches atleast I tried.
I can't even sit comfortably in some cars

Gov Ortom is a big fool, he can't even steal well.
He should have bought a land in Abuja or Neighbouring Enugu State and then move those vehicles.

Stinky nyansh

My Itel star 200, power bank (20,000 mah) lasts more than many 40,000mah, so I suggest you go for Itel they have nice products in terms of accessories, I can't say the same for their android phones sha.

Yoruba Amaka

Evil thing

That serves her right useless girl, the guy bought you all those gifts when u were occupying the office of girlfriend, i buy house make u dey stay when we dey fvck...u say u no do again.... but u wan dey carry ur new man dey fvck inside house wey another man pay for... is that not witchcraft...??

i buy u iphone 14 u wan dey use am snap nudeś give another man... no be juju be that??


E be like u want to be unfortunate

Nonsense and ingredient.

Nonsense if u like u can die, u are not better than those wey don Waka...mtcheeew

He should drop his account balance make we contribute money ,and buy car for am.
Even if Na Peugeot 505.

He can escape a crocodile puking his fingers into the crocodiles eyes, it will free him ASAP, but with the lion he stands no chance.

5m.

I tried it once with my girlfriend while I was still in the university, but after that morning I swore that I can't try it again, I almost choke that day...damn!!

Women's shit sabi smell, make person no go choke because of one nonsense love.

Aboki will always be an aboki, I no dey put my mouth for family matter

The worst thing that has ever happened to Nigeria.

Everywhere you go at some point somebody was buried there in the past. Perhaps 700 years ago sef.

Make he position his bum bum and release hot Desperation shit and urine on the crocodiles they will become blind and run away, even the lion and snake go run because of the stench of his stinky poo poo, that's all.

Make she no rub her stinky shit for that chair o

I'm so scared of water bodies, I can't even go close to a gutter talk more of going to a mighty ocean...
Because I know wetin my eyes see the last time I went to swim in a swimming pool.

Too old

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Place wey we dey chill since

Nkoro dey dey Incase you wan knack

lol, pls wetin be Nkoro

Before December now tecno camon 21 will be out, that's why I hate tecno, them too dey produce phones every month, when person never flex the latest one finish... Mtcheww

Such a rich and influential woman won't have a son who has no pictures of his childhood. Even children of cocoa farmers in the villages of Ogun state have childhood pictures.

Keep on resting ma'am.

This news made me emotional for the first time this year.

Rip sir.

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I can't forget the day invited a girl to my house, as she dey give me doggy na so I throway my face, make smell of shit and her mess no choke me.

fixitbyjal:
I fix faulty iphone panels
Don't condemn that' panel
I'll fix it for you at a low cost

how much