Health › Re: Spots On My Penis, Wondering If Anyone Can Help Me by chatinent: 2:55pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
Can we excuse the mouth action and talk about the random raw sex?
Kindly go see a doctor immediately and you should be placed on medication now it's still early.
Quick recovery, mann. |
Crime › Re: 2 Brothers Trying To Steal Uncle's Car, Kill Security Guard & Son In Enugu (Pix) by chatinent: 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
The beast at the left-hand side is chuckling like he's proud he murdered sb and is being televised.
Why are they still looking fresh? Tattoo them with brake wires na |
Health › Re: My Sister, Debbie, Died In LUTH Due To Lack Of Bed Space - Man Cries Out by chatinent: 2:45pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
MetroLane: Nothing is working in this country.....
Yet some people are angry that doctors are leaving for the UK.
Emergency Management is 🤦
Electricity is 🤦
Security is 🤦
Cost of living is 🤦
Standard of living is 🤦
But the leaders we are killing ourselves for won't know that the bed space in LUTH is not enough because any little headache PMB will fly to UK, Ekweremadu will turn to Organ Harvester and fly to UK/Turkey.
Rest in Peace Little one, your family did not fail you, Your Country Did.
No one needs to be told to run out of a burning building. Right now my primary ambition is to be a Japarian......Every other thing is secondary. Even if na another African country, enter. Then from there you zoom off. Nigeria is not safe for oxygen. |
Health › Re: My Sister, Debbie, Died In LUTH Due To Lack Of Bed Space - Man Cries Out by chatinent: 2:26pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
In everything you are doing in this life, make sure your dreams revolve around escaping from Nigeria.
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Family › Re: “My Husband Is Gay, I Still Beg Him For Sex – Woman by chatinent: 2:25pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
chatinent walks out of this room. |
Health › Re: I Am Too Sexually Active And Don't Come On Time, Is This Normal? Pls Advise by chatinent: 2:21pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
But 45mins to an hour is not long naw. Talk to me about 2 to 4 hours. Minimum should be 2hrs. That’s what kings do.🤙 |
Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by chatinent(op): 1:33pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
Greystone: When I was young, I said I would not have sex till I marry  Now you bi Bobby Lashly? |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Kicks-off Reconstruction Of Burnt Akere Motor Parts Market by chatinent: 1:30pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
incandescentena: Thoughtful...true But is your comment coming on the 5th page? It used to be amongs the 1st page. 🫡 |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Kicks-off Reconstruction Of Burnt Akere Motor Parts Market by chatinent: 1:30pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
Minjim: Since Igbos believe they're Biafrans, they're also be identified as immigrant in Lagos You are just being tribalistic. It doesn’t help tho |
Politics › Re: Expert Faults Isa Pantami On 13 Million Cyberattacks During Elections by chatinent: 1:29pm On Mar 16, 2023 |
Nigeria acting as if they can defend one single strong cyber brute injection attack let alone in millions. With which tech? Omo. Lol |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Kicks-off Reconstruction Of Burnt Akere Motor Parts Market by chatinent: 10:25am On Mar 16, 2023 |
I'd prefer elections be conducted annually. The country may change. |
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Kicks-off Reconstruction Of Burnt Akere Motor Parts Market by chatinent: 10:23am On Mar 16, 2023 |
Minjim: What these Ipob don't get is that Lagos is a cosmopolitan city.
There are heavy burden on the government from immigrants seeking greener pastures in Lagos
It takes a creative government to be able to deliver.
In my humble opinion as someone that has lived solely in Lagos since 1999 the current structure ruling Lagos has performed below my expectations but still, I won't trade them for PDP OR LP because I've seen what PDP can do. I've also seen LP in Ondo state for 8 years. So, whet do you want to tell me ? Immigrant? In their country? The way you folks talk tho |
Politics › Re: Caption This Sanwo Playing Football Moment by chatinent(op): 10:57pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
FairlyUSEDpussy: Nitori election or not........
That man up there go take votes roast chinedu VR come Saturday........ I don't mind, chief. It's ok he wins. |
NYSC › Re: Tallest Corper Falls In Love With Shortest Corp Member After Meeting At Service by chatinent: 10:12pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Some relationships look suspicious.  |
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Politics › Caption This Sanwo Playing Football Moment by chatinent(op): 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Agba baller nitori Election.
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Politics › Re: INEC Awards N434million Contract To Binani’s Printing Firm by chatinent: 9:47pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
That sum will be enough to print electoral materials for the whole world.
Damn Nigerians! |
Business › Re: POS Operators Charged ₦3k Per ₦10k Withdrawn Today In Benin City! by chatinent: 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
E don red o. |
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Alleged Yahoo Boys In Abuja by chatinent: 7:06pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Most fraudsders in Nigeria are stupid!
You dey do fraud but still dey showoff..with meagre sums you collect.
Go to the US, UK, China, Russia, Iran, Pakistan and Indian, and meet the main people cashing out! I mean people removing about 5m to 200m dolls in one sitting! Yet they live a low-key life cos they acknowledge what they do is illegal and not worth of eye praises...to avoid attracting too many attractions.
But you here, you collect common $20k, you don buy big polo, buy socks, do your hair mopping stick, buy iPhone, buy Benz. Next things, you don dey order ashawo for estate, dey smoke everything dey drink, dey loud music for street, dey intimidate who you fit intimidate, dey disturb social media say na God Did but with a lil Elon Musk format. And you still disclose what you do to who cares to know. Next you don bi chairman, you don ready boys for your flat for estate. E don be Uni of HK.
You see, that mentality to showoff the little you get off yahoo makes you the same lowlife you are who happened to stumble upon sb else's money. You are still that lowlife!
Ha! Even if you no know you dey mad, are you stupid?
These days, lowlifers in yahoo are easy to rat. I know a guy who picked ₦150m. But foolishly enough, the things he started buying and doing in his rented apartment in the estates ratted him out. Next he bought his land in the estate and started building too.
I mean, how can you a former broke boy suddenly buy a Venza, refurbish your house with expensive interiors, hair locked, and ash don dey full house, and you are still building in the estate? In a world where people wan see your downfall?
EFCC came and demanded their cut. He couldn't pay it. Dem carry am.
Believe me, if there was any lil cash remaining, those guys drained it to the last Kobo. And till today, we no know how the boy take waka.
He never returned.
Me I no fit curse anybody wetin you dey do. E no concern me but sha get sense. Look at the pictures of the guys caught there and you'll see all fits the description I gave...even the ones wey come new wey never see 10 dolls giftcard.
Btw, I hope say una mah sabi say na only who no fit pay EFCC cut dem dey carry? Just know that too. |
Fashion › Re: I Am Addicted To Wearing Shoes by chatinent: 6:56pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
beejay501: Haha No allow boys way day fear that kind shoe find you come house ooo I concur, chief. |
Business › Re: How Much Did You Lose Trying To Return The Old Naira Notes To Banks? by chatinent: 6:55pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
What used to sell for ₦500, for example, they took ₦1k of the old notes and the exact sum for the new notes.
Now, the old notes are scarcer than the new notes. |
Fashion › Re: I Am Addicted To Wearing Shoes by chatinent: 6:42pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
beejay501: Op shey na this kind of Shoe ? I wan check something Wetin Edo boys do you?🥲 |
Fashion › Re: I Am Addicted To Wearing Shoes by chatinent: 6:42pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
This one dey complain why en fashion mentality dey normal. Lol.
Nowadays, e reach I even dey nack my white can with my long-sleeved senators. |
Car Talk › Re: Buying My First Car by chatinent: 6:29pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
[quote author= post=121767077]You have nice choices.
One of us @ wan do Give away with the below o.... For one lucky reader.... You not gonna pay a dime. Na Baba God do am!
E clean shey? 😉 Clean and in perfect condition. The Air condition is outta this world 🌎 mehn! Our favorite part of the car for this hot season.
God is the Ultimate Boss sir.
Mention the name and model of the car and 'e fit be u ooooo'[/quote]Nissan Teana. More of the XL version. |
Car Talk › Re: Which Model Of Mercedes Can I Buy For 2.5M by chatinent: 6:22pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Even the Nigerian used your money can afford, the sum you'll use to repair the damages alone will shock you. Then you talk about maintenance. Even when you dey University, you never spend wetin the car go chop.
Go for a Toyota. Even if na Spider. |
Crime › Re: Convicted Fraudster Scams Facebook 'Lover' Of ₦17M From Ogun Prison by chatinent: 2:53pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
May God help we Nigerians |
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi Seeks Buhari Approval For University Of Science & Technology by chatinent: 11:18am On Mar 15, 2023 |
I like this man. The only south east governor working. And funnily enough, he is in APC.
Clearly, there are also reasonable people in APC. |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Should Be Proud Of 2023 Presidential Election — Catriona Laing by chatinent: 11:06pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
lordofreal: They are now bad when she is not in peter obi support abi?but you remembered that it is their embassy your people first start their protest after the election calling them to come and conduct another election for us. The time all those fools are doing rally in Faraway London constituting nuisance you don't know that they are colonial Master then.it is no that they tell you want you don't want to hear that you know that they should not interfere in what's not their business.what an irony? Which people were in which embassy? Who was supporting Peter Obi. Are you mistaking me for sb else? |
Properties › Re: Registered 2013 Kia Sportage (faultless) by chatinent: 11:01pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
😅 |
Nairaland General › Re: Are Miracles Still Real, I Wish To Own A House by chatinent: 10:44pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Wishes can’t get you a house.
Hard work can. |
Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by chatinent(op): 7:41pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
ViceGovernor: It depends on the amount of data you buy.....me I owe 4900 and I'm never paying it back cause those networks are the biggest thieves after banks. I once owed 3k plus on my Etisalat after some yrs they wrote it off I just noticed it wasn't there anymore Omo |
Nairaland General › Re: What Did You Say You Won’t Do That You Are Doing Now? by chatinent(op): 7:41pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
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