₦airaland Forum

Fela is a legend.

The shoe Tinubu wore is Aba-made. Kudos.

Not in camera but on camera?


It’s doctored.

Not totally wrong.

I see this Simon Ekpa getting on the world terrorist list soon.

I really don’t have personal issues with the creation of the new notes or its current cessation, but, there is scarcity of the new notes.

You can’t even successfully withdraw from the banks. And one POS girl was telling me that every N10k has a N4k surcharge. Ok, since I was bankrupt, I took the risk and I was debited a whole freaking N14k, and na my eleventh hour hope. Only for this girl to dare to give me old notes.

Like I don’t understand what’s going on. You want make I naked for you? Or make I recharge your face come scatter scatter everywhere make we sleep for cell? I dey save money for you for you to give me old notes? No wait, make I show you the other side of me? 😒

Chefula Nigeria. 😔

Girls be careful, fam. Even if na hookup, e no mean na birthright. If you do small get money to start up sth, leave am. Dem night boys are dropping ’em girls regularly these days.


Stay sensible.

No one wants to be Nigerians again. 😔

faithfull18:
Hanhan, when you are in extreme situations, you will know how powerful you are.

I have witnessed more than one scene where a Part of the window's burglary was pulled out! It's 100% possible.

Ok ma.

Ugwuanyi?

You see what I always say? While we the Igbos spend time criticizing the president for his failures, don’t we see these failed governors of ours?

This pregnant man did nothing for this state and has been endorsed for senatorial position…just like they all do, after putting a handpicked successor. He is the second most useless governor in Nigeria after Okezie Ikpeazu, but after governorship, they all go to the senate.

We blame Tinubu the most for this but every governor in Nigeria does it. Their successors are traditionally a political next of kin. Tinubu’s pawns even work in Lagos in a scale of 20/100…but in the east, puppets of ex-governors don’t. They are only concerned on internally generated revenue.

And we keep blaming the central government, when our governors are decorated failures too.

Yes, Buhari failed. But I cannot even count one Southeast governor that isn’t a popular failure. Soludo is all talks and no work; demolition and never builds. Okezie is investing all the money he got on his dwarf son who he’s preparing for politics. The only completed project to his name is the Osisioma bridge that’s substandard to the modern architecture. Ugwuanyi on the other hand is in his trimester of nothingness. The Supreme Court governor cannot even maintain the ones Rochas built.

I don’t even want to talk about middlebelt Ortom whose state has the worst of roads in the entire Africa. Even sb walking can outrun a Lambo coming into Benue.


These are the bunch that teamed with Wike and tagged themselves as integers of success. Not befitting at all! Only Wike works in the group!


We are our own problems.

These two mofos like carrying MGs like their lives depend on it.

En dey assume😂

Lagos or both earth and Jupiter?

He pulled the burglary from the toilet?

This Clark Kent is very lucky.

If I were the one, unless it’s POP-ed all round, I’ll try cellings.

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Ceeman2o:
I don't really know how you guys that uses AS as HAS where schooled. Very irritating to see everyday here. Graduates in the mud.

I don’t really know how you guys that use*

Everyday with wifey is Val.
💕

Compliant:
Many will tell you they have the experience yet know just a little about it, that was how the first person I contacted to install for me was telling me to buy charge controller when it was boldly written in the inverter that its has inbuilt charge controller.

I’ve had a similar bad experience too. It’s discouraging.

Portable knows how to trend.

Buhari will vote for Atiku. Aisha will vote for Atiku, her brother.

Tinubu will hurriedly and boastfully walk fast on that day to vote for Obi...due to mental-balablu. Remi will vote for him.

Obi will vote for Obi. He will so press the thumb-print Ed area on the sheet that he'll tear it. He'll be given another trial sheet. Even the boil on his thumb will be printed. Margaret will vote for Obi.

Atiku will thumbprint on the PDP flag instead of the space for thumb-printing. His wife will vote for him.


Many of the APC cabal will vote against Tinubu. They'll root for Atiku.

Obi will clear the east, and second Tinubu in the West. Kwankwaso is a good man...he'll divide the northern votes with a distance, although it will be shared amongst all three majors with Obi taking the least. Tinubu will 'taste' another microphone. Atiku and Tinubu will flex muscles and wealth to the benefit of Obi. Obi voters will be attacked and fear created.

Many votes of the target's stronghold will be inconclusive.


In the end, the election will be rigged.

The US and UK will make comments indirectly about the rigging. In the end, they'll accept it.

After the elections, Nigeria continues as usual.

Before four years, there'll be change of government.


I am not a prophet.

These folks underrate the middle belt a lot...for example, Benue, Adamawa, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Plateau, and Taraba.


The middle belt are the determiners of who wins.

And INEC is doing a good job limiting their votes! A damned country.

It has been rigged but y'all aren't understanding.

Fearyourcreator:
Agbero dey east?

Yes na

I'd love to do this but I really need an experienced consultant.

If Tinubu does his, it's politics. If others do same, it's a crime?

Taaah!

proprince:
Why bringing JESUS into this??

I will find you and i will kill you.
In your next life, you 'll not joke with the name of Jesus like that.

You can't kill me, bro. You can as well try. I may help you meet God faster.

Na you get time dey read monkey and baboon motivators.

God please show. We don try na 😳

Political Jesus. Lol

A wife from a town hall? Different from?

NaijaMutant:
Is he dead yet ?


I have no sympathy for anyone who is part of our problem as a nation.


APC has really made life difficult for Nigerians

Live long, bro.

OlawaleBammie:
I tot we only have them in Lagos bro

It’s everywhere.