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I don't get it...how can you not know this is for attention?

MethPedo:
Deleted all my social media accounts except for GitHub and LinkedIn

Went from being fat to slim and tall


Bleeped a les tomboy who got served breakfast ( her bj skills was top shit)


Deleted video games except chess and retro games


Focused more on my hobby ( programming)


Started making connections on LinkedIn, my blog and GitHub


Most of the things I own was stolen by me
Never bought a single thing except my phone

Oops.

Samantha123:
I don't think it's the craziest thing, but my family think otherwise.

It was around March this year when my cat got bitten by the neighbour's dog and it happened that I was away.

My sister informed me and sent me pictures of the cat and the wound was very bad. So I contacted the usual veterinarian that I knew, but she was already occupied. I had to look for another one and I didn't care how far he or she was, I finally managed to get one through a friend and he was a bit far, but I insisted that I was willing to pay him to travel to my family house and give my cat the necessary treatment, as I was away and couldn't bring my cat to his vet clinic by myself, and I didn't want to disturb my family because they only accepted the cats for my sake.

When I told my family about it, they didn't believe me and my mom laughed at me and told me that there's no way a sane man can travel all the way because of a single cat.. .. But to their surprise, the veterinarian did came on the day we agreed on and treated my cat, and also left some medications for my family to mix with her food.. He even insisted that he will come every week to check on my cat since I was away, and he did came the following week to check my cat's progress... I finally did managed to travel back home to fetch her and keep her under my care. But before I could leave, I had to go meet him in person and thank him for his kindness, because we had never met in person then, but just through the phone.

My family even thought that there was something more between us rather than him just wanting to do his job and helping my cat..

This is lovely actually. I'm a pet lover too.

Cool stories.

FahBuLous:
I wish I also had those skills you have. I don tire to the jump bus upandan.

Everything to learn is on YouTube bro. You just need to search.

Entrepreneurrr:
I thought they said publishing in amazon kdp is easy.

I need enlightenment

Trust me, it's not easy.

Gubioma:
Dan Borno.....(Kanuri Boy)
Mr man u in which local gov't in Borno..?




Shikenan nagode

Biu.

Things dey happen o

SKIDDOLEE:
No its not this is a new phone given to me by my aunt she wanted to make call on it yesterday and I almost commit suicide cause of phone ? Like what will I tell her .

Ok

Of course, BH controls some villages in Borno. I know this because I have stayed in Borno State.

It's painful but it's gone.

LILTJAY:
I killed a Yamlegg olosho

What was her crime?

Sacrosanct12:
I don't really get where you are coming from but wait you think say I go don use am flex finish abi??

Nope. I meant anywhere legit money dey come out from is worthwhile.

AndroidAI:
Not bad. It's actually cheaper compared to booking an Uber when going to a function. Not to talk of the added prestige

Nice nice

It's not yours, true.

But the biggest theft will be done by the pastor anyways.

Politics and subtle attacks.

If you never drink garri like two days, please we aren't sapa mates.

Gkay1:
Politics is not do or die affair, destroying someone to build your own life will not lead you to anywhere

Politics has always been a do or die.

Skit.

The only country I think may be worse than the Nigerian police is the Kenyan thugs in uniform. The NPF is worse than the Ghanian police abeg. Firsthand experience.

The NPF can arrest you for nothing. Next thing is arranging a roadside bail for doing nothing illegal. Now wait until you really commit a civil wrong...you'll be treated like a criminal already.

Or wait until a big man ropes you in because he feels you should be imprisoned for nothing. You are gone.

The NPF is shit.

AndroidAI:
The craziest thing I did was getting myself a car, an Acura MDX Lemme stop risking my life with these bike people lol

How far the fuel consumption?

VeryWickedMan:
The hookup biz must have really paid off then. Congrats.

Even if it's hookup, it's her money.

So she says she hasn't spent her money, it's probably the possession of sb else money.

Jennyclay:
From the month of April till now, I haven't touched or withdraw my personal money in my bank account.
I don't want to mention the actual amount but it contains five zeros. It really crazy because it hasn't happen to me before. I can't believe I didn't withdraw my money for 9 months. How I survived without using my personal money remains a mystery. Thank God for 2022

So how have you been surviving?

Through another person's money?

You see those aged expectant yahoo boys hoping that one day ₦1trn will drop? Their family members are the nicest! Of course, everyone becomes nice when they throw out liabilities and nicer when there is another fool to receive it.

Fineboylomogon:
Boss you Dey craze make I no lie

True life story, chief.

Fineboylomogon:
I know… in Urhobo it means gift

Okeoghene (Gods gift)

Oh, okay. Nic3.

Fineboylomogon:
I did three some
I’m not gay either… nor bisexual

That’s your answer

I'm not actually after the three-some. Oke is also an Igbo name.

Sacrosanct12:
Happiest moment of this year was when I did one very stressful oso-afia(business) that took a high portion of body fluids from me that day. Made above 425k that day. That day also doubles as most embarrassing because I was just running around with dust on my legs, cartons on my head when necessary but I no look person face sha na to hit target be my own . next year go better by God grace.

Chief, Oso afia is sweet when what is coming out of it can be deposited in the bank. Nice story.

Fineboylomogon:
Urhobo/Benin name

Oh. Is it male or female?

Fineboylomogon:
When I did 3 sum

No
Mind me joor my craziest moment was when I did 3sum with oke and Jane sha

Oke as in Okechukwu?

Omo, make we dey see as 2023 go bi.

This year hasn't been that bad sha. But it wasn't all gucci!

As a freelancer, I do most of my jobs from home...writing, web designs, voice overs, logo designs, virtual assistance, surveys, editing, publishing, and blogging/vlogging...so I am normally outside only during the eventide when the angry sun is retiring. I also do some real estate stuffs but that one na tourism..travelling around. Sha, you can check the site mah to see our houses for sale in Lagos, Abuja and Abia: www.tenderlyhomes.com . You mah need a beautiful house too.

So as I was saying, the condition of the country sha get as e bi and sometimes, you end up getting underpaid. I have also had couple of frustrating clients. Omo, e no easy to serve ...but I am grateful for the less frustrating ones.

The disturbing thing about being a freelancer is that you are seen as a yahoo boy in the neighbourhood. As in, sb would say "nothing you wan tell me, you bi yahoo boy." Lol. Is that the rate of moral decline?

The NPF wouldn't let you rest either. Makes me feel like they are against living fine. Even the EFCC..the EFCC and those mfs rebelling you. But sha, after they come and verify, they always return unsatisfactory. Lol.

Entering market no easy. Small thing you go pick, money don dey fly anyhow. Choi. Catering for siblings and all that.. life sha! Una dey try o


1. For the most embarrassing thing this year... Na so I vex enter Polaris Bank dey shout for them for unauthorised withdrawal of ₦40k. Mehn, I didn't know I could para that much. Omo, everybody dey try to calm me down—even those in the queue— I no gree. I was videoing it cos I wanted the world to know they were legal scammers. Only for the manager to come and start checking my details and bank statement...Na when I realise say Na UBA I talk say I go go para...how I entered Polaris Bank with the shege I prepared for UBA was so surprising. I was so ashamed but as a real gee, I no gree make their shame pass my shame.

Crazy thing is I still headed for UBA. On reaching there, all my loud voice don crack. As I wan ignite the shout, one help desk lady bi like "sir, pity your health na." I cold. Las las, na mind talk I tell myself to leave the bank and never return or bank with them.


I was really embarrassed.

Or was it when I was retuning home? Traffic issues and I arrived 11pm to 12. I was on foot. Sth strange happened. At the rear close to the t-axis directly adjacent my place, there's this man in white holding a cutlass. In intervals, he would bring his head out to check if I was coming and withdraw it. I had to stop for a moment to observe what's going on. Could this be an assassin or what? Or a ghost? Oh, no, I don't believe in ghosts.. he's probably sb sent to kill me. I stood where I was with my heavy loads for about one hour. At a point, it'd seem my mind had hardened and I made for the gate. Oh yes, it's man to man. I cupped some sand where I could find some. Of course, I'd jab them into his eyes and disarm him. Smart move....I made for him...only for the man to come out again with the cutlass now looking like sth was dripping off it. Was that blood? Oh, I honestly ran, I won't lie.

Here's the thing: even if I made it pass the assailant, sb needed to open the gate for me and my people's phones were unreachable! My heart would skip beats. Even if you were to slaughter a cow at that particular place, no one would know cos everyone should probably be at sleep...unless the local vigilante guys happened to pass there. Of which they didn't!

My father in the heavens, hearer of prayers then sent a car driver that would happen to be my next door neighbour, omo, as he passed there, to my dismay and vigilance...you know, trying to follow the lights from his headlamp...it was just Pawpaw tree leave dancing to the rhythm of the nocturnal sound and breeze. Omo.


Another account, I think, was when I threw up in a public trans. Man's so sick. Mehn! Man threw up morsels of fufu and undiluted okro soup. Shame shame! Worse is the comment from one woman: " see wetin person wey no well dey swallow."

2. Most stupid decision I made? Allow Eversend be my dollar account!

It was the day Eversend stole some sums off my dollar account. I sent mails, tweeted their handler, went to their live chat, and even had to go to Appstore to drop a review so they can respond. No way. It was when I started reading reviews I regretted most in my life. Almost all reviews had the same issue. Eversend would allow you fund your wallet in seconds, but would never allow you withdraw. Apart from the outrageous charges, they'll still charge you after you fund secretly...your money keeps reducing. And they will never respond to you. Need I say they won't allow you deactivate the card and the remaining balance refunded too?

Eversend is scam.

Foolish me. E still dey pain me sha.

3. Most happy moment? Well, I think it's after I fell terribly sick and got better. I thought I had bought my ticket to the greater beyond. Good health is better than anything abeg.


4. Most sad moments? Crazy fam issues sha.


5. Most crazy thing I plan to do?
Emm, let's say do very happy things.


How about you? Share your experiences.