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The electorates are the funniest sets of dummies the politicians are aware of. They are only remembered after four years...and they still shine their nicotinamide-abused teeth to praise them...carrying their banners, and placards...all in the name of ₦2000 that will still be fought for! Sorry! Human government has failed. |
Lol. Awon snapping with hotel toilet mirror. |
Following... |
Hassanmaye:I dey tell you boss. |
LoveJesus87:For Lekki, boys dey go buka go buy food, enter apples buy meatpie, chop am for road use the nylon carry am come back. |
boomssey:Don't mind the black mamba. |
Benards:That thing no fit bi head. It took me 4gb to download that brown Zuma rock. |
Ishilove:Lol. |
I've not bought mine because I don't have that caftan. |
It is okay. You said it was an essay? |
The NPF is calling for a guerrilla warfare against them... I am sure they don't want the youth to be against them. I am very sure they can't stand it. |
It happens. E no perfect. Even Ronaldo fit miss goal. |
Ishilove:Lol. |
I'm tired of this world and bad news. |
Not my business. |
I just hope e buy for Bob too. |
Incoming... |
Anytime I go near the gas maybe to make food or boil water, she will remind how expensive gas is right now, after all, if it finishes, I won't give money to fill.This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper. That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo. Mehn.. Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy. Most women cannot be men even for a day. Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.” The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry. Let the case be the reverse. Make she just take care of you for two days. You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months. “Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!” “Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...” “Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.” (You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard). “(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.” You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that is after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it. Another matter don dey brew. She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.” You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom. As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible. In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day! “oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?” Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep. It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders. Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!” But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees. Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it. Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love. |
I bin think say na better people sef. |
Nonsense and ingredients. |
Failed state. |
Ishilove:It happens. |
More: Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun
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Founder of Deeper Life Bible Church, Pastor W.F. Kumuyi has been slammed on social media after he arrived for an event in Abuja in an expensive car.Sources: https://www.google.com/amp/s/pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/09/23/private-jet-stretch-limousine-pastor-kumuyis-rockstar-arrival-in-abuja-in-pictures/%3famp=1 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/9/nigerians-react-to-founder-of-deeper-life-bible-church-pastor-kumuyi-arriving-a-crusade-in-a-limousine-car-photos.html&ved=2ahUKEwig-6zPlprzAhXNilwKHQMcDYwQFnoECB0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2c9u3wcN0onFRddpYQjvmh
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How do you expect them to carry out a law when their oga at the top says otherwise? Human government has failed. |
I believe the story it true.
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realstars:Love is not impatient. |
In another news, a politician and more are planning on looting another billion dollar loan. Human government has failed. |
Ishilove:Rich ladies do it too for a reason I am yet to ascertain. |
Ishilove:Trade by Barter. ₦200k for ₦200m. |
MufasaLion:Your reasons? |
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walai lafta don year my belle.he no go even spend 2,500 sef.
