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Politics › Re: Soludo Flags Off Campaign In Ekwueme Square Awka: Pictures & Video by chatinent: 4:13pm On Sep 25, 2021
The electorates are the funniest sets of dummies the politicians are aware of.

They are only remembered after four years...and they still shine their nicotinamide-abused teeth to praise them...carrying their banners, and placards...all in the name of ₦2000 that will still be fought for!


Sorry!


Human government has failed.
Romance › Re: Lady Was Flogged Becos Of Iphone She Stole 4rm Man In Bar Who Had Sex With:video by chatinent: 4:10pm On Sep 25, 2021
Lol.

Awon snapping with hotel toilet mirror.
Romance › Re: Diary of bolt drivers ...share your experience by chatinent: 3:57pm On Sep 25, 2021
Following...
Romance › Re: You Are Your Opposite Gender For A Week, What Are The Things You Will Try Out? by chatinent: 3:49pm On Sep 25, 2021
Hassanmaye:
Haha damn Nigga is a tough truth that you know this gender very very well. I hail
I dey tell you boss.
Food › Re: Pharmacist Angry As The ₦2,500 Food He Ordered Was Packaged With Ponmo & Egg by chatinent: 3:49pm On Sep 25, 2021
LoveJesus87:
mtchew. no mind am. Want to forming posh. Ordering common rice and beans online when they are all around you, most of the buka you can see how they prepare it, nothing hidden. Na food wey u no know the origin , wetin Dem put inside na im u dey order for in the name of posh. People like this are just downright funny
For Lekki, boys dey go buka go buy food, enter apples buy meatpie, chop am for road use the nylon carry am come back.
Food › Re: Pharmacist Angry As The ₦2,500 Food He Ordered Was Packaged With Ponmo & Egg by chatinent: 3:47pm On Sep 25, 2021
boomssey:
cheesy walai lafta don year my belle.he no go even spend 2,500 sef.
Don't mind the black mamba.
Health › Re: Help: How Do I Stop Oily Face Or Control It? (picture) by chatinent: 3:44pm On Sep 25, 2021
Benards:
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Na bad thing this dude do to carry im problem come here. Naija sha
That thing no fit bi head.

It took me 4gb to download that brown Zuma rock.
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by chatinent: 3:30pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ishilove:
E reach as you analyse am like sey you get practical experience
Lol.
Celebrities › Re: Instagram ‘Big Boy' Mompha Purchases iPhone 13 For Each Member Of His Family by chatinent: 3:29pm On Sep 25, 2021
I've not bought mine because I don't have that caftan.
Education › Re: Judge The Content!! by chatinent: 3:26pm On Sep 25, 2021
It is okay.

You said it was an essay?
Crime › Re: Goodluck Esegi Beaten To Death By Police In Bayelsa (Graphic Photo) by chatinent: 3:18pm On Sep 25, 2021
The NPF is calling for a guerrilla warfare against them... I am sure they don't want the youth to be against them. I am very sure they can't stand it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fernandes Misses Penalty As Villa Win At Manchester United. by chatinent: 3:16pm On Sep 25, 2021
It happens.

E no perfect.

Even Ronaldo fit miss goal.
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by chatinent: 3:13pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ishilove:
You married?
Lol.
Family › Re: Two Men Kill Their Elder Brother After He Assaulted Their Mother Over Food by chatinent: 3:11pm On Sep 25, 2021
I'm tired of this world and bad news.
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Atiku Abubakar by chatinent: 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2021
Not my business.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Buys Latest Iphone 13 For Himself, Wife And Kids by chatinent: 3:08pm On Sep 25, 2021
I just hope e buy for Bob too.
Health › Re: ‘we Will Not Be Vaccinated Anymore! Croatian President by chatinent: 3:07pm On Sep 25, 2021
Incoming...
Family › Re: Men That Their Wives Are The Breadwinners; How Do You Cope? by chatinent:
Anytime I go near the gas maybe to make food or boil water, she will remind how expensive gas is right now, after all, if it finishes, I won't give money to fill.
This scenario reminds me of Jude and Eniola Badmus that was always cartoonized on The Sun Newspaper.

That means if she were the one providing the meals, ọ ga -esiri gị ike ga ahu banana nke a rapuru fo.

Mehn..

Nothing dey vex me pass references to every little efforts you make forgetting my daily stabs to make you happy.

Most women cannot be men even for a day.

Only one evening my cousin sister took me out, I never even remove my shoe naim I read her status: “I like the woman I am becoming. Always learn to man your womanhood.”

The only thing most women tend to appreciate is credit alerts..or send your account number. They will become so emotional..they can even cry.

Let the case be the reverse.

Make she just take care of you for two days.

You go hear weeen. She go even remind you how she carry you for stomach for nine months.

“Richie, what is this na, can't I have peace after coming back from work again? How can you eat and cannot wash your plates again! What's this na!”

“Baby, why are you shouting? The neighbours are at...”

“Don't baby me. What have I not done to make you happy? Will I kill myself? Am I the only married woman in the world..what is this na.”

(You try to hold her hands to calm her down...she slaps you damn hard).

“(She is crying now..tears flowly freely). Just see what you made me do. Just see it. Everything is just wrong with this world.”

You mah wey dem slap go still go meet am for parlour where she dey cry dey pet am (and that is after checking your cheeks if blood dey comot). You go come humbly tell am say no bi you eat, say na the one she eat for morning..but anyways, you forgot to wash it.

Another matter don dey brew.

She will now come to the parlour and sit, ask you for the remote and change the football to Telemundo and mutter these words you'll never hear: “work e won't work, such a failure. It's only remote e can pass.”

You will try to look at her with your side eyes but meet her full eyes staring at you in disgust. Mumu you go come smile enter bedroom.

As you are walking into the bedroom, the volume of the muttering is increasing but it's still inaudible.

In the oza room, just respect yourself. Don't even dare..unless you want the whole world to know how you will be idle and want to kill sb’s daughter after working all day!

“oh, it's your plan, Richie, baa? To kill me so that you can now go and meet Ishilove, baa?”


Only you go dey like Stone Cold Steve Austin sleep.


It will be normal...the “honey, darling etc.” is going to die. You will be called your name...two seconds, she will stop calling your name and just be giving out orders.

Abeg, don't even remind her you are the husband. You will get the insult of your life. She will say “no, say it loud na, let mama Chisom hear you. How many husbands stay at home watching football and their wives are left to do all the work!”


But na you still dey pay rent, buy foodstuff, and children fees.

Baba, kuku collect that responsiblity back. I hate to talk much. No dare shift any of your responsibility to woman...even if she persists to want to help. E kuku better she dey do am willingly than you register her name on it.

Only women, babies, and pets are loved. Men are respected when they man up. Na the respect we dey translate to love.
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Bbnaija's Angel On Date Night With Her Alleged Boyfriend Emerges by chatinent: 2:11pm On Sep 25, 2021
I bin think say na better people sef.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Clears Mompha's Name Over Sexual Relationship Rumours: VIDEO by chatinent: 2:08pm On Sep 25, 2021
Nonsense and ingredients.
Politics › Re: My Spirit Has Left APC, I Have Parted Ways With Them Forever -Fani Kayode by chatinent: 2:05pm On Sep 25, 2021
Failed state.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by chatinent: 2:03pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ishilove:
After they will carry the husk of their emptied destinies to one man's house
It happens.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reactions After Pastor WF Kumuyi Was Spotted In An Expensive Limousine by chatinent(op): 1:57pm On Sep 25, 2021
More:

Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

Christianity Etc › Reactions After Pastor WF Kumuyi Was Spotted In An Expensive Limousine by chatinent(op): 1:56pm On Sep 25, 2021

Politics › Re: Anti-Open Grazing Laws: Police Mum Over Enforcement by chatinent: 1:46pm On Sep 25, 2021
How do you expect them to carry out a law when their oga at the top says otherwise?

Human government has failed.
Celebrities › Re: Mompha, His Wife And Bobrisky Denies The Gay Dating Rumors, Threatens Lawsuit by chatinent:
I believe the story it true.

Romance › Re: Toyota Yaris Somersaults As Couple Having Sex Inside Knocks The Handbrake (pic by chatinent: 1:28pm On Sep 25, 2021
realstars:
They do it for love, not the first time.
Love is not impatient.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Russian Companies, Businesses Ready To Invest In Nigeria, Says Chamber President by chatinent: 1:26pm On Sep 25, 2021
In another news, a politician and more are planning on looting another billion dollar loan.


Human government has failed.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by chatinent: 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ishilove:
If she owns a big Pharmacy then why is she still prostituting? I don't understand undecided
Rich ladies do it too for a reason I am yet to ascertain.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Met A Girl You Know In A Brothel? by chatinent: 1:22pm On Sep 25, 2021
Ishilove:
I'll tell you how they package themselves: kayanmata grin

On a more serious note, I've read stories upon stories about the diabolical side of high class prostitution. Many men that part with such large sums are taking something from these girls, while the girls on their part fortify themselves with a lot of potions and incantations. What is in your punny that a man will just dish out 200k and buy cars? Gold?
Trade by Barter.

₦200k for ₦200m.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Not Married? by chatinent(op): 1:20pm On Sep 25, 2021
MufasaLion:
Marriage is not a good decision for men.
Your reasons?

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