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UndauntedYOCA:
Wait, are you Igbo, Yoruba or both?

I'm Igbo.

Good one.

cococandy:
Chicken pasta wine

First picture looks like crab.

FutureIsFemale?

Want to talk to sb?

May I send a msg?

All I see is one political harlot jealous of another political prostitute that was welcomed into the political harlotry.

Local man can no longer can what Can is saying pertaining Pantami.

FutureIsFemale:
I don't kiss dog but I allowed it licked me. The warm tongue of a fog is so ....... Fill in the gap.

PS: It licked my outer skin and wounds ONLY.

That's why it died.

FutureIsFemale:
My last boyfriend never told me 'it's over'.
I just woke up one day to see his wedding picture on his Facebook profile.
Just forget it.. Life is not far.

I know I'm bad but not to a point that I will be planning secret marriage with someone while I'm with another person giving him hope of marriage.

At least, you acknowledged you are bad too.

It's time to move on, baby girl.

You'll definitely find a nice person if your requirements aren't too gold and sawdust. I just hope you aren't searching for that right person in wrong places.

Hunger no good.

Lamanii22:
Me: faking accent for my neighbor's white clients. I didn't know that was yahoo too... I was probably 17 at that time... I was just enjoying the flow of English, British, American English... Such schewpid times... Ain't proudttt of ittt...


Tell us yours!!!

Believe me.

He went himself and laughed at you so hard.

Killed.

FutureIsFemale:
[s][/s]There is nothing wrong there.
Those days I had a puppy as pet, it normally licks me. If I get injured, my puppy would lick the wound and believe me it heals faster than any drug.

And you will carry it up and kiss it?

I now understand why the puppy is now in the past tense.

FutureIsFemale:
OK let's just say that all men are wrong.

To women who were wronged. You need to meet the right people.

FutureIsFemale:
Mine I'm single for a lot of reasons.
Lack of trust,
Fear of being used,
Lies men tell,
Regret for loving so much,
Anger for broken promises,
Hatred for being abused,

The list is endless.

Wrong.
You are single because you kept meeting the wrong people.

Thought Anthony Joshua was there?

Another janitor?

Mehn..

xeratech:
I am launching my app this month. The target is to generate 2M from sales in the first 30days

I can be your digital marketer.

Bluewitch:


Asin ghosts don't exists or...?


Please explain.....

Ghosts do not exist.

Of course, demons exist. They don't mind materializing body forms of people who lived, belying God's Word, and calling God a liar.

Iyaebe:
I don't believe in friendship

Awwn.

Zzoh:
Must you share our personal life on Nairaland. You can use a different moniker, but I still know it's you because we discussed this not long ago...
I will soon find something to do, so don't bother yourself. The most important thing is that you bought the phone, so don't worry how to go about it....
But you should have told me before posting it here...

Uncle, this format ended 2019 BC (before corona).

Moony45:
I have started doing that. U have stopped regular data subscription for her and out her on fixed periods. She brought up attitude inbetween but i looked away.

I honestly think everyone needs to work. No one should be a burden to another over every minor thing.

Bluewitch:
Please explain the condition of the dead

They are conscious of nothing.

Ayomikunle1996:
Amin oo

You need to take that uncle who requested you talked serious.

Invite me soon for the day.

Whatever..

Then stop sending her money for a month. Let's see how she reacts after you tell her she'll need to fix herself up for a job. If she becomes toxic, I think that's it.

I don't understand how you guys manage to date people without jobs though.

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Dlovelymidwife:
Thank God for the gift of life

Gbamsolutely.

Iyaebe:
hmm

✌️

Shit wey dey jealous yansh.

Why Is His skin fresh?

Datedoboy:
This comment deserves comment of the year for me. I wish I knew you in person. I know a girl who rejected a guy calling him big head and poor. That guy is now successful and she is still single as the person she gave her body to because he is rich, rejected her. Women abuse a broke guy who respects them and has not even seen their pants and worship a very rich dude who has seen their pants several times and even mock them behind. That's why I don't pity most of these women saying they are looking for husbands cos most have chased their husbands away by their attitude.

I'd like you know you in person. ✌️ Thanks.

An accident occurred today. A pregnant woman was in one of the tricycles that hit the overtaking lorry hosting what seemed like a drunk. Vehicles were damaged; the lorry, the tricycles.

The lorry was also trying to evade some bribe-hungry policemen when it ran into the fix; he had to circumvent a fatal accident by tilting into a roadblock.

I am glad there were no casualties, only minor bleeding. I noticed that it was in this period no one was talking about material possessions or ruined vehicles.

It was at this moment I saw that everyone remembered life was more precious than gold. My food for thought.�