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Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:19am On Sep 18, 2021
rollyjay85:
Egg, beans and moi moi together
Is beans not moimoi..just say you want to kill sb naw
Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:18am On Sep 18, 2021
tnerro1:
Egusi with draw soup, disguising tongue
I mix my soup some times.
Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:17am On Sep 18, 2021
skywalker240:
Oil beans plus boiled eggs coupled with bread and spaghetti. my morning food. grin
Make mess no kill you.

Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:17am On Sep 18, 2021
Jamesbiodun:
Bread and indiomie, bread and coconut, garri and palmoil grin
Bread and indomie is bae.
Bread and coconut will just be making you scratch around your head with joy.

Garri and Palmoill = Red garri. #wisdom.
Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:15am On Sep 18, 2021
GuyWise:
NNA MEHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



Cooked potatoes with dried meat cheesy cheesy cheesy
Is this not joy?

Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:10am On Sep 18, 2021
tradepunter:
Na for abuja I see person dy chop bread and indomie
I dey do am. Makes sense. Makes me feel like Faraday.
Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 11:07am On Sep 18, 2021
dairykidd:
Guy u no well.. whoever does this should be jailed grin
We do am well well for school as roommates no gree us dey breathe fresh oxygen. Na everytime dem go dey detonate dey spoil person stomach.

Painful thing after dem do am all man go wear boxers dey deny. Abi na to carry 2by2 flog them? Crazy thing is the next person wey go fart, en fart go dey smell like the last man.

I complain tire.

So we got step up our game too. We can't come and die.

We talibanize everyone.

Las las, I no run.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 46th Birthday Today by chatinent: 11:04am On Sep 18, 2021
Brandonx:
Madam I don’t want to believe you go about poking your nose � into people’s business.
Madam reminder.
How can you tell I am female? You didn't see the male thingy attached?
Career › Re: Female Bosses by chatinent: 10:56am On Sep 18, 2021
I had a female boss who was more of an aunt to me. So comely.


May God Bless Her for Me.
Food › Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by chatinent: 10:48am On Sep 18, 2021
Divoc19:
I saw Egg (whisked and boiled) inside Okra on Facebook the other day...the thing still dey choke me undecided
I can vomit just seeing it.
Phones › Re: Please Help!! She (neighbour) Wiped My Phone by chatinent: 10:46am On Sep 18, 2021
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Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 46th Birthday Today by chatinent: 10:42am On Sep 18, 2021
Brandonx:
What’s the correlation between my signature and my post ? undecided
I'm reminding you.
Crime › Re: A Fake Soldier Apprehended In Nasarawa State By The Nigeria Police Force (photo) by chatinent: 10:39am On Sep 18, 2021
kestolove95:
Ndi dot boys at it again
It will be hard for you to see far with these tribalistic inclinations.

I am not cursing you.

I am telling you the far-fetched truth.

Have a nice century.
Crime › Re: A Fake Soldier Apprehended In Nasarawa State By The Nigeria Police Force (photo) by chatinent: 10:37am On Sep 18, 2021
SlayerForever:
He has been around military circles for a long time to be able to pull this off.
Yes, he is a barrack boy.


It will take more than courage to wear the full khaki to walk on the street. How much more recruit himself, carry rifle...even dey stop people and officers for road.
Crime › Re: A Fake Soldier Apprehended In Nasarawa State By The Nigeria Police Force (photo) by chatinent: 10:29am On Sep 18, 2021
Look at how nothing-dey-happen he is looking with all the pride and gallantry! Just merely looking at the pictures, I am sure he wasn't appended by the Nigerian Army. Dem for don beat democracy commot en body.

Look at where the baga lizard go wey the NA insignia.



This is the real definition of done and dusted.

Politics › Re: Pay Pentecost Tax – Osinbajo Advises Preachers by chatinent: 10:28am On Sep 18, 2021
It will end up in pastors adding more sowing-seed avenues in the church.
Politics › Re: 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed By Insurgents After Motivating School Kids by chatinent: 10:23am On Sep 18, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
You are quoting Rudyard Kipling for a dead NA soldier.


There's never anything exceptional about belonging to an organisation that elevates clannish and tribal loyalties above merit.

I don't blame the dead soldier. But at some point he knew what he signed up for.
The NA isn't a place for humans. It is tribalistic to the core. A soldier could be sent to the underground tunnel for killing a terrorist who was about shooting a civilian if he wasn't told to!

Is that not an interplay of political affiliations?

German soldiers are allowed to violate rules of engagement so far it is to protect the civilians!

If you kuma go north east, you go sabi wetin I dey yarn.

A place where your regulars wey una dey advance fit turn around begin fire una?

Ditch Nigeria bro.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 46th Birthday Today by chatinent: 10:19am On Sep 18, 2021
Brandonx:
He’s just 46. He’s a very small boy
Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of things!
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 46th Birthday Today by chatinent: 10:18am On Sep 18, 2021
The Father of All Nations.

The goated Abraham!
Politics › Re: Pantami Hosted Femi Fani-Kayode & Governor Matawalle To A Dinner Last Night by chatinent: 10:16am On Sep 18, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Dem take food swear for FFKhuh
I dey tell you.

Celebrities › Re: Craze Clown Shares Reason For Not Taking His Daughter To A Lekki Hospital (Pix) by chatinent: 10:14am On Sep 18, 2021
McStoic:
You were defending the nurses yet you ended up mocking them in your last sentence..
I was not supporting or defending anyone. I was blaming language.
Family › Re: Why Do Some Naija Women Do These? by chatinent: 10:14am On Sep 18, 2021
Truvelisback:
Why do these women do these? They make their own children respect them but pollute the mind of their children to hate and disrepect other people who are older than them? Why do they sow bitterness,hatred in the heart of their children against other elders? I once overheard a useless woman advising a little girl to disrespect or look down a particular brother.
I have never seen a mother telling her children to disregard sb older than them who didn't first kill his respect.
Politics › Re: Pantami Hosted Femi Fani-Kayode & Governor Matawalle To A Dinner Last Night by chatinent: 10:13am On Sep 18, 2021
See the kinds of exotic cars our taxes are being spent on.
Politics › Re: IPOB: The Taliban Of Igbo Land By Vanguard Newspapers by chatinent: 10:11am On Sep 18, 2021
Following..
Politics › Re: 22-Year-Old Nigerian Soldier Killed By Insurgents After Motivating School Kids by chatinent:
To say I know this guy as a course mate is the most painful feeling I have gotten this morning.

He was one guy you would always advise to leave the army... “guy, you are too good for this army.”


A poem to you and all serving regulars:

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!

Nigeria is not worth dying for.

No country is worth it.

Human government has failed.


Indeed, life is a mist.
Celebrities › Re: American Lady Sings Wizkid's Ojuelegba And Tries To Speak Yoruba by chatinent: 9:59am On Sep 18, 2021
In other words, he sings Yoruba?

Investment › Re: What Has Happened To Chymal by chatinent: 9:58am On Sep 18, 2021
I tried responding to your email request. It isn't moving out. Hello?
Career › Re: ₦15k Giveaway To The Most Needy. by chatinent(op): 9:57am On Sep 18, 2021
Oke700:
#chatinent

Thank you for opening such platform

Sir I was sacked from work because I walked up to my boss and I told him I have not been paid for two months now and he saw it as an offence and now I am jobless and he didn't pay the two months saying students did not pay and I don't have money to take him to court. This money will help me in searching for a new job. I applied for several job online but I don't go for interview because of no money.
Please I will need this money to go for interview. I can show you evidence of my sack letter if you want.
Please read the date this topic was opened. It is long gone.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Swimming (Pictures) by chatinent: 9:56am On Sep 18, 2021
Beebah2000:
I no understand why this one just dey wear bikini this days ooo.
She dey look for husband ni?
Abi, she wan show us her expired body??
Wetin she wan show us way we never see before?? Mtchewww.........
I no just understand too
Celebrities › Re: You All Should Stop The Hate On Tonto Dike and divorced women! by chatinent: 11:25pm On Sep 17, 2021
Honestly, I think we've forgotten about Tonto. It's this Fani Kayode guy that's up.

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