₦airaland Forum

Dozis:
My arm feels fine

Holla me tomorrow morning with the update of how it feels.

Buliwyf:
I see your point. And it's a very strong one. But indulge me for a moment.

Do tell me how you expect a woman to fight out glaring DNA evidence probably requested by herself maybe for like the second time, which was done in a different location but still shows that the husband isn't the father of her kids? Even her family members do not believe her again and some might even start asking her to stop disgracing them. How is she supposed to fight in such a situation if she has neither the knowledge, like the one I just shared, nor the resources to continue to clear her name?

If she didn't do otherwise, she will fight for it. I have seen a woman fight for a hoax result from her husband to test her.

After she swore to her husband no other man has seen her, she vowed to retake the test he provided and sued the old hospital who was trying to ruin her marriage with their inadequacies.

But you see what is happening today? Many women are not even sure whose child it is because at a point, they may have cheated.

Some people who had the complications, the children were actually for the husband but adultery at the back of their minds in so so so time cannot let them add it up.

I do not mean all women cheat. I mean those who do. Of course, some men cheat too.

juniorstar:
Did u take the moderna type? I noticed ppl complained of severe tenderness in their arm for 2-3days

Yes, boss. The soreness no bi here.

I don comot my hands for anything wey concern politics.

Buliwyf:
The problem I have with this assertion is that you haven't provided any evidence to show this. First we have to establish the percentage of occurrence of chimerism in the Nigerian population. Unfortunately we are bad at keeping records in Nigeria and even worse at doing and accepting proper research that goes against our prejudice.

Could it be that because most women are dependent on their husbands and do not have the financial might to contend the claims, it's possible that they just accepted their fate and "left everything to God" as most Nigerians are wont to do in the face of insurmountable challenges?

Could it also be that because the women have actually cheated on their husbands before, albeit carefully, they are unable to contest the DNA report since they themselves consider it to be irrefutable?

I am just curious.

I beg to differ.

Any woman who was wrongly accused will fight it out.

It turns out that most times the reverse is the case.

How does you arm feel?

Try content writing (proofreading, editing, and writing).

The demand is high.

Oga dey vex.

True.

However, it is 99.9 per cent accurate most times.

The world has shifted.

I cannot seem to differentiate your texts from theirs; same tone, same threats.


The first thing to do wasn't to respond to a bully’s taunt. You should have reported.

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Human government has failed.

“I will rather die than join APC.”

Political prostitution.

Man's government has failed.

Ayomikunle1996:
Congratulations
God when?

Six months time.

Yeah?

GentleRay:
This one na looter again? Bring your papa to come handle the position

Politics has no person who doesn't loot. Some loot more, some less, some without conscience.

DaddyRochie1642:
For those that were blessed with the strength to cry.

No, I am saying, should we attribute literal meanings to figurative things?

DaddyRochie1642:
It's there in the Bible

Isaiah 4 vs 1: For on that Day, seven women shall take hold of one man saying,
"We will eat our own food and wear our own apparel, only let us be called by your name to take away our reproach"

The Bible also said “Jesus wept.”

Does it mean at anytime in our lives we should be crying?

There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips has those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

emperor863:
Like hawking gala and pure water. The enterprise has sustained people like you for generations.

From their comments, we know them.

I wish you could be nicer.

sarrki:
Go and enroll in something meaningful young man

Please recommend one.

Yawns

What do you expect?

They are given the morale when they pass out to “go and beat police and come back.”

So right from time, the police are nothing for them to iberibeze.

It's not as though I like the police self.

Hello?

Talk is Naira.

To all the looters in Nigeria.

I say..

..One by one..

dealslip, how much do you pay?

Iyaebe:
lies

Read your msg.