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Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For September 13 2021 In Nigeria by chatinent: 9:43am On Sep 14, 2021
Lusola15:
I don't think it will
It does o
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For September 13 2021 In Nigeria by chatinent: 9:42am On Sep 14, 2021
CrystalSpark:
I almost went back to Maitama District Hospital for them to remove the nonsense they injected into my arm!
I dey tell you. The pain and soreness no bi here.
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For September 13 2021 In Nigeria by chatinent: 9:41am On Sep 14, 2021
Ishilove:
So I heard.
Carried a heavy arm for two days. Had to drug out the pain.
Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:39am On Sep 14, 2021
MMempire:
Wore a snow camouflage trouser a friend gifted me inside my school (higher institution) as per say I stay on-campus. Na so one bastard sojo wey barrack send come do music for my school see me, come tell him friend wey dem dey inside motor dey drive, say make him friend pull over. Na so him come down come dey say make i identify myself. I just tell the otondo say I be NMS graduate, even say I never near Zaria for my life. The idiot come dey yan say were my I.d? I come tell am say I no carry my I.d come campus. The mumu come say him for like make i pull the trouser for there, but him go free me make I no ever wear the trouser again even inside campus. I just they imagine if I no arrange my niggas knack the bastard after if him embarrass me finish. Imagine the fool carry sojo work enter campus. The mumu no know say barrack different from campus. Though, I stop to dey wear the trouser to avoid unnecessary confrontation with the bastard.

PS: snow camouflage no be part of African military wear. Only jungle and desert camouflage. The bastard just wan use me shine.
Lol. They don't want to see anything on you.
Politics › Re: Awolowo Prophesied Ibeju-lekki's Prosperity , Says Sanwo-olu by chatinent: 1:07am On Sep 14, 2021
Everything for this shit hole na prophecy.
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter Imade And Tiwa Savage Son, Jamjam Having A Romantic Video Call by chatinent: 1:02am On Sep 14, 2021
Celebrity life is trash.
Politics › Re: Hisbah Police Seize Truck Carrying 3600 Bottles Of Beer by chatinent: 12:43am On Sep 14, 2021
Mah hear dem no dey drink am
Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For September 13 2021 In Nigeria by chatinent: 12:27am On Sep 14, 2021
It will be over some day.

My own is that after they inject you the vaccine, your arm will become like Thor, son of Odin.
Romance › Re: Infidelity: Drama As Wife Catches Husband Making Out With A Lady In Their Home by chatinent: 12:24am On Sep 14, 2021
Nice one, sapa
Politics › Re: Nnamdi KANU: Why Tuesday Sit-At-Home Order Was Declared - IPOB by chatinent: 12:19am On Sep 14, 2021
I wonder how people, when they want to report a user, leave the report button feature and begin to quote moderators with posts.

Una dey like show una self o.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Amazing Pictures Of Her Late Mother 20yrs After Her Death by chatinent: 12:15am On Sep 14, 2021
I loved her roles in movies.. action! No time for sober reflections.
Celebrities › Re: Reflecting On The Legacy Of Tupac Shakur, 25 Years After His Death by chatinent: 12:13am On Sep 14, 2021
My one cent: if possible, don't keep friends.
Crime › Re: A Message To Cultists by chatinent(op): 12:09am On Sep 14, 2021
CuteEmma:
Who really goes you?? Haha

I wonder why they go into stuff like that. Bunch of crazy weaklings.

The celebrities who go into these stuff are even crazier.
Smiles
Crime › Re: A Message To Cultists by chatinent(op): 11:17pm On Sep 13, 2021
SuperNova33:
We are all cultists I dare say. If you ever had reason to be prejudice, you are a cultist because you are perpetrating an ideology that is baseless but so concrete that you are willing to bet your life on it.

There are clean cultists and dirty jus and vice versa.

Cultism in the Nigerian sense of the word will be one of the deaths Nigeria will endure because there are so many splinters now that common HK Dey create cult, even street Kids are creating cults and they all hope to one day stain their blades with blood.

The faster we fight this menace the better because when the spark becomes an inferno we all will burn slow.

But the government is infested already see celebrities like AY sharing cult handshakes with a top military man...

What else is there to be seen.

We as a people need to start to find solutions now, it's not ok to should say no to cultism..

Even parent are powerless, and most never suspect their ward to be a demon until it's too late.

Nigeria wake up !
I like your arguments.
Politics › Re: Bornu Old Hawker Wows Nigerians With His Impeccable Queen's English: Video by chatinent: 11:08pm On Sep 13, 2021
LordIsaac:
I have said it, those that were trained during colonialism in English language (including Buhari, unfortunately), speak better than most of our undergraduates today, albeit the accent.
Buhari dey speak or read English script?

Politics › Re: Bornu Old Hawker Wows Nigerians With His Impeccable Queen's English: Video by chatinent: 11:06pm On Sep 13, 2021
I must commend this man for his efforts so far. That sb who went to Imo state with 2by4 okrika trousers needs to go and do I.T under this man.
Romance › Re: Cheating And Forgiveness. by chatinent: 10:54pm On Sep 13, 2021
There's no justification for cheating.


I wish I could forgive cheats but I can't.
Romance › Re: 24-year-old Man Finally Got Married To A 61-year-old Woman by chatinent: 10:37pm On Sep 13, 2021
Pocohantas, let's do this. Ours will be different. A lil age diff. Shey you talk say age is just a number?
Literature › Re: The Bosom Strangler by chatinent: 10:08pm On Sep 13, 2021
Ishilove:
grin grin grin
Nice write-up. You need a bottle of my friend udeme.
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Literature › Re: The Bosom Strangler by chatinent: 10:06pm On Sep 13, 2021
I remember the day my bro called one woman milk industry. She slap am no bi small. We kuku go home, no body fit report.
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Politics › Re: Igbo Language As A Compulsory Gst Course by chatinent: 10:03pm On Sep 13, 2021
It cannot be a compulsory course if the school wants to go far sha.
Politics › Re: LASG Declares Zero Tolerance For Street Beggars, Destitute Persons by chatinent: 10:02pm On Sep 13, 2021
tolulinks:
This is another attack on the north!
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I fear you today
Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:42pm On Sep 13, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
No.
There's no bastard that will try to embarrass his ancestors.


However one time at NAFRC Barracks. I went to drink water from tap. I opened the first tap, no water.

I open the next one, same thing. I then opened like 5 other taps until water flowed from the last one. I now bent down to water my throat. Unknown to me, the foolish water had started to gush out from the previous taps at high speed.

This unfortunate Staff Sgt just blow come out from his qtrs opposite the tap.

"Who is that fool!"

My CDSS uniform had given me out already. All my class mates just disappeared.

When I look up, I come see say I done zero this one out completely. The bastard was so angry. I come first go lock the tap.

I now went to go and serve the job cheerfully. This wicked bastard gave me a slap that as I type, the pain is still in my face. My eye was so red.
I feel you, Ex Commando.
Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:39pm On Sep 13, 2021
Fahdiga:
I boldly told them that I want to call my brother for him to know where I was. I knew that I was innocent and I feared no one
Doctor Jesus in action.

Family › Re: Older Nigerian Men How Did You Survive Nigeria In Your 20s by chatinent:
I was born during Abacha regime. What do I know.
Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:33pm On Sep 13, 2021
Lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominque fp
Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:32pm On Sep 13, 2021
Fahdiga:
Just because I got problem with one of his girlfriends this useless zoo army officer accused me of being an IPOB member for wearing a short camouflage. Las las I called my cousin who is a high ranking officer and he ordered for my immediate release. It sucks to be a Nigerian
How you take give them phone when dem wan drill you?

Crime › Re: Have You Been Accosted For Wearing Army Camouflage. Share Your Experiences. by chatinent(op): 9:31pm On Sep 13, 2021
Davash222:
This OP, everything bad don happen to you. Kilodehuh
Experience is a teacher na.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Shares Video Of Pantami Crying During One Of His Sermons by chatinent: 9:28pm On Sep 13, 2021
Bimpe29:
What is this one saying? Please what is osibanjoful again? The ambiguity is disgusting faaa grin
I am a punstar, I naked the truth.
Family › Re: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by chatinent: 9:27pm On Sep 13, 2021
When I want to hang around females, we do so in groups.
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies You Ain't Looking Sexy In Those Bum Shorts by chatinent: 9:22pm On Sep 13, 2021
Ekejoestar:
End time, lemme goan call rightousness
Just like saying you wanna go and call Flavour N’abalina.
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies You Ain't Looking Sexy In Those Bum Shorts by chatinent: 9:14pm On Sep 13, 2021
pocohantas:
My preferred colour in amytbing jean is navy blue. cheesy



Those very short ones hah? Lekki girls wear them out to the mall and salon. It is a “normal sight” now. You will just see them in bum shorts and spaghetti tops with nipples pointing directly at you. wink
That reminds me. Why ladies no dey wear bra again? The only time Nuella planned to come and say hi was when my mum visited, without bras. She wore a torn jeans down too. E pain me. Girl never dressed this way before.


Wetin dey pain person be say even people wey carry pimple dey follow no dey wear bra.

Even people with walls of Jericho.


And wetin some ladies dey gain to wear leggings or bum shorts wey their pant linens go dey show. Is that fashion too? Tueh!


I use style enter school, all women no dey wear bra again.

Wetin dey happen. As in, wetin dey sup for this world.

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